Heroica RPG- Quest #137: Where the Dead Go to Live

[Kintobor]

The Gates of Lyudmila's Manor Party

Sorrow(Endgame) *Party Leader*

428 years old undead Necromancer

Level 30.25 *Immune to Sealed, Afraid, and Doomed*

Power: 55 (30+2+33)

Defense: 8

Health: 41/41 (7+29+5)

Ether: 32/34 (30+4)

Gold: 602

428 years old undead Necromancer

Equipment: Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear),Pink Ribbon (Max Ether +3, grants immunity to sealed, afraid, and doomed; accessory), Staff of the Supreme Necromancer (WP:25; damages undead; +5 level to raised undead; suitable to necromancers; staff)

Inventory: Reaper’s Scythe (WP:33, damages only humanoids; suitable to assassins only; scythe), Shark Jaw Scythe (WP 20/40 vs. aquatic monsters; scythe), Longsword (WP: 5), Dark Cloak (SP:1, Max Health +1, Power +1, suitable for rogues and barbarians; backwear), Archer's Hat (Power +1, suitable for rangers; headwear), Disguise Kit (Allows the user to disguise them self as the opposite gender; accessory), Helmet (Max. Health +1, headwear), Greaves (SP:2, immunity to slowed and hastened; footwear), Death Mask (Increases assassination chances to 1/3 when the target’s health is lowered to 1/3; suitable to assassins; headwear), Ruby (Fire), 12 Grand Potions, 2 Health Cores, 2 Tonics, 5 Grand Tonics 2 Ether Cores, 5 Remedies, Neutralizer, Phoenix Essence, 4 Meads, Smelling Salts, 4 Nostrums, Ambrosia, 3 Venoms, Bedroll, Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up), suitable for rogues and beast warriors; handwear), Last Wish Powder

Althior Emorith, The Dragonslayer (K-Nut)

36 years old male human Prophet

Level 53.2 *Clairvoyance* *Glossolalia* *Permanently Transcended* *Immune to Petrified, Fragile, Bound, andSlowed**AbsorbsEarth**Immune to Ice andDarkness* *Lucky!* *Encouraged*

Power: 88 (53+35) (Spellpower: 98 (53+35+10))

Defense: 15 (2+5+5+3)

Health: 73/73 (5+52+15+1)

Ether: 38/88 (5+52+15+10+4+2)

Gold: 890

GP: 14

Equipment: Mythril Scepter of Divine Affinity (WP:35, Has ⅙ chance to deal cursed effect on successful spells and ⅙ chance to deal blessed effect on successful healing, staff), Magician's Gloves (+10 spellpower, suitable to mages; handwear), Winged Sandals (protects from bound and slowed effects, footwear), Ethereal Cloak (SP:2, Max Ether +4; backwear), Coat Hanger (Allows wearing a second bodywear artifact regardless of the amount limit for artifacts; accessory), Robe of the Seneschal (SP:5; wearer absorbs earth-elemental damage and is immune to petrified,ice, anddarkness elemental damage; suitable to clerics, mages, chi monks, necromancers and scholars; bodywear),Robes of Illumination (SP: 5, +10 Max Ether, wearer is permanently transcended, suitable to prophets; bodywear),Lieutenant's Helm (SP:3, protects from fragile; headwear)

Inventory:

Weapons: --

Artifacts: Medal of Glory (Wearer earns triple experience; accessory) (Lent to Hybros), Tin Helmet (immunity to confused and afraid, headwear), Counterstrike Gloves (if the wearer is damaged by a free hit, they counter with strength equal to their level; handwear)

Spell Items: Diamond (Light), Topaz (Lightning), Amethyst (Darkness), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Garnet (Earth), Opal (Ice), Aquamarine(Water), Emerald(Wood), Scroll of Frailty (Enables casting the fragile-effect to the target, causing it to take double damage for the next three rounds. Each casting has a 50/50 chance of success and costs 1 ether.), Scroll of Love (Enables casting the enamored-effect to the target, making it unable to damage the caster for three rounds. Each casting has a 50/50 chance of success and costs 1 ether.), Scroll of Luck (Enables casting the lucky-effect to the target for one battle. Each casting has a 50/50 chance and costs 10 ether.), Begone With The Winds (Grants the holder access to the Weather Mage expert job class upon reaching Level 30)

Consumables: 3 Potions, 5 Grand Potions, 6 Tonics, 2 Grand Tonics, 3 Ether Cores, 6 Remedies, 2 Elixirs, Phoenix Incense, 11 Meads, 5 Smelling Salts, Smoke Bomb, Venom, Garnet Lamp of Summoning, Skeleton Decoy, Feather of Lithe (Makes the user nimble for three rounds), Feather of Flight (Allows the user to flee from the battle when used.)

Tools etc.: Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, 4 Bones, Deaddy Bear (Causes 45 damage and doomed but has 1/6 chance to break whenever used), Map of Fellcrest

The two say their farewells to Carlos as they make their way across town to the Gates of Lyudmila's Manor. The small hours approach as the two reach the macabre gates, a skeleton strapped to a torture wheel rested above them. A stall of some kind was positioned next to the gates. It appeared it was closed. It seemed like some graffiti had been left on the wall behind the shop's table. A living, breathing human with tools strapped to his person looked around while a drunken vampire swaggered about.

Journal

Location: Gates of Lyudmila's Manor

Current Time: Small Hours

Day: One

Reputation: 1

Side Quests:

In Progress:

Side Quest: My Fair Countess

Quest Giver: Captain von Zarovitch

Assignment: "Countess Lyudmila hasn't been seen in months. She hasn't been seen around the town. Where could she be?..."

Reward: ???

Side Quest: Dead Like You

Quest Giver: Daine, Outside the Back Alley in the Residential District

Description: "I'm dying of Ether Overdose, but I'm cool with that because I get to become a sentient undead if all goes according to plan. Find someone who can turn me!"

Reward: "I'll give you three Geodes I found getting here. I don't know what's in them, but if you take them to a smith, you can find out."

Side Quest: Deader than Dead

Quest Giver: Milligorian, The South Gates

Description: "I've heard that Diane, a girl who's managed to weasel her way in here, wants to become an undead. I can't allow that, seeing how I need her dead dead. However, she'll recognize me on the spot if I approach her. Kill her, and I'll give you a handsome reward."

Reward: "I'll give you each 200 gold for bringing me her head. And I specifically want her head."

Side Quest: Sniping's A Good Job, Mate

Quest Giver: Fellcrest Town Watch, Captain von Zarovitch

Description: "Attention Citizens. A mad sniper has been seen stalking the rooftops at night, attacking civilians at random. A reward will be delivered to anyone who can bring this man to justice. See a guard for further details."

Reward: "500 gold to split."

Completed:

Side Quest: Who You Gonna Call?

Quest Giver: Derelict, outside of the Ratty House

Assignment: "I could've asked you to help us get those rodents out of that building... but it seems you've already done it for me! Thanks!"

Reward: "I'll make sure people in town hear that you helped me out!"

LEGEND:

1: East Gates

2: Temple of Helvetia

3: South Gates

4: Last Chance Connivence and Goods

5: Countess Lyudmila's Manor

6: Residential District

7: Old Ratty House

8: Back Alley

9: Cemetery

MAP NOT TO SCALE

[Duvors]

Throlar switches his crow helmet for his counterstrike gloves.

[K-Nut]

Althior makes his way to the human. "Good day, sir. What brigs you to Fellcrest?"

[Kintobor]

Althior makes his way to the human. "Good day, sir. What brigs you to Fellcrest?"

The man looks to Althior and tips his cap, yawning.

"Good morning. The name's Schmidt. I work for the Emerald Emperor. I'm here with a Decamon spokesperson, Vanna Lotta, but trying to get her to wake up is like waking wild boar: foolish and it'll end in someone getting hurt. Needless to say, we've got an issue an on our hands that needs that needs to be attended to, except our issue seems to have wandered away..." Schmidt scratches the hair under his cap before continuing to observe the ground, particularly a metal plate.

[K-Nut]

Althior squats down to inspect the plate. "What kind of issue, exactly?"

[Asphalt]

As Vindsval continues his prayer of healing, he catches sight of Throlar changing clothes in the midst of battle. What exactly is that mad dwarf doing now? He thinks to himself. What strategy does he have up his sleeves?

OOC: To my knowledge, Vindsval has never seen counterstrike gloves in action, so this is a new strategy for him.

[Kintobor]

The Gates to Lyudmila's Manor Party

Althior squats down to inspect the plate. "What kind of issue, exactly?"

The plate seemed to be dug into the ground tightly, with spokes and various gears in it. It seemed to have held something in place.

"Well, there was a Decamon Dispenser here named Captain, and we got reports of it malfunctioning and apparently attacking people so me and Vanna came here to investigate. However, it seems to have disappeared. Say, would you be able to help me look for it? I've got nothing of interest to give you, but I'm certain Vanna would appreciate the assistance.

He looks a like a pirate, although I don't know what state he's in."

A New Side Quest has been added to the Journal.

Journal

Location: Gates of Lyudmila's Manor

Current Time: Small Hours

Day: One

Reputation: 1

Side Quests:

In Progress:

Side Quest: My Fair Countess

Quest Giver: Captain von Zarovitch

Assignment: "Countess Lyudmila hasn't been seen in months. She hasn't been seen around the town. Where could she be?..."

Reward: ???

Side Quest: Dead Like You

Quest Giver: Daine, Outside the Back Alley in the Residential District

Description: "I'm dying of Ether Overdose, but I'm cool with that because I get to become a sentient undead if all goes according to plan. Find someone who can turn me!"

Reward: "I'll give you three Geodes I found getting here. I don't know what's in them, but if you take them to a smith, you can find out."

Side Quest: Deader than Dead

Quest Giver: Milligorian, The South Gates

Description: "I've heard that Diane, a girl who's managed to weasel her way in here, wants to become an undead. I can't allow that, seeing how I need her dead dead. However, she'll recognize me on the spot if I approach her. Kill her, and I'll give you a handsome reward."

Reward: "I'll give you each 200 gold for bringing me her head. And I specifically want her head."

Side Quest: Sniping's A Good Job, Mate

Quest Giver: Fellcrest Town Watch, Captain von Zarovitch

Description: "Attention Citizens. A mad sniper has been seen stalking the rooftops at night, attacking civilians at random. A reward will be delivered to anyone who can bring this man to justice. See a guard for further details."

Reward: "500 gold to split."

Side Quest 8: Sorry, Out of Order

Quest Giver: Schmidt, Outside Lyudmila's Manor

Description: "The Decamon Dispenser that was here has gone missing. It was in desperate need of repairs, and I'm worried it's been stolen. Can you help find it for me? It looks like a pirate."

Reward: ???

Completed:

Side Quest: Who You Gonna Call?

Quest Giver: Derelict, outside of the Ratty House

Assignment: "I could've asked you to help us get those rodents out of that building... but it seems you've already done it for me! Thanks!"

Reward: "I'll make sure people in town hear that you helped me out!"

LEGEND:

1: East Gates

2: Temple of Helvetia

3: South Gates

4: Last Chance Connivence and Goods

5: Countess Lyudmila's Manor

6: Residential District

7: Old Ratty House

8: Back Alley

9: Cemetery

MAP NOT TO SCALE

- :pirate_skel1: -

OOC: You're right Asphalt. My bad. Technically I didn't change anything since you managed to heal yourself this round.

Throlar swaps his Crow Helmet for Counterstriking Gloves

Vindsval heals himself- Roll of 2. Crit. Heal! (12x2+26=50 health. -1 ether)

Sniper vs Throlar- 40x2=80-6=74 damage. KO!

Sniper: -53 health

Vindsval heals himself back to peak condition, but as Throlar is switching his items out, the sniper takes his chance and lands Throlar in the chest, sending him hurling to the ground. He laughs as he readies another arrow. The battle continues, but things aren't looking good for the heroes.

"Mongrel!"

The Sniper

Level 40 Humanoid *Immune to Insta-kill* *Ranged* *Poison 53*

Health: 222/500

Special 1: Bombs Away!- The Duplovian Sniper tosses a bottle of Jarate at the party, dealing the fragile effect to all opponents and expending a bottle of Jarate from his drops. Used if the Duplovian Sniper has Jarate.

Special 2: Headshot- The Duplovian Sniper has a 1/2 chance to instantly KO the target. If the target is immune to insta-KO, they have a 1/2 chance to be doomed. If the target is immune to doomed and insta-KO, nothing happens. Used if out of Jarate.

Drops: Jarate x2, Mage's Muffler, Huntsman's Bow (WP: 7, damages undead, bow)

The Party

Throlar Wineghilm

137 year old male Dwarven Warden. *Immune to weakened* *Avoids free hits from Flying enemies* *Immune to Ice and Darkness* *KO'D!*

Level, 15.5

Power, 26 (15+10+1). 36 against ancient enemies.

Defense, 6 (5+1).

Health, 0/37 (32+5)

Gold, 30.

Equipped; Mopagsaber (WP; 12, Ice elemental longsword), Elven Shield (SP; 5, Ice and Darkness elemental. All elves in the party gain the same amount of SP as long as the wielder is standing), Lion's Plate (Max health +5, Power +1, Immune to weakened, suitable for knights and barbarians, body wear), Counterstrike Gloves (If the wearer is damaged by a free hit, they counter with strength equal to their level, handwear)

Inventory;

Weapons; Elven Sword (WP; 5, longsword), Miracle Lance (A white spear crafted in the likeness of an ancient dragon. WP; 10, doubled against Ancient enemies)

Shields; None.

Artifacts; , Lethauros Crushers (While equipped, the wearer does double damage to Rock and Flying type enemies. Suitable for anyone, footwear), Crow Helmet (SP; 1, Flying enemies do not deal free hits to the wearer, suitable for Knights and Dragoons, headwear)

Consumables; Potion, Phoenix Essence, Soma (Causes the Blessed effect), Hint Coin (Gives the user a hint about a puzzle or a tricky situation, Useable only once, Has no monetary value.), Bone, Floral Bomb, Air Bomb, Dirt Bomb, Water Bomb, Lightning Bomb, x4 Fire Bomb, Ice Bomb, Holy Bomb, x2 Smoke Bomb, Feather of Flight (allows the user to flee the battle when used), Bone x2.

Equipment; Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass.

Treasures; Viper scale (worth 40 gold to some NPC's).

Decamon Deck, Magic Carp (Aquatic 1), Volt Ant (Electric 1), Will-o'-the-Wisp (Fiery 1), Tweetybird (Flying 1), Toxic Toad (Plant 1), Ursa Minor (Eithereal 1),Specter (Dark 2).

Vindsval Half-Born (Asphalt)

37 year old, Male, Half Giant,

Level: 26 Witch *Gains Triple XP* *Immune to Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, and Sealed Effects* Attacks Are Poisoned by 11, Dual Striking, Takes half Damage from Demon and Dark Type Enemies.

Power: 37 (25+12) (+10 to healing)

Defense: 4

Health: 42/42 (9+25+8)

Ether: 10/30 (5+24)

Gold: 102

Equipment:

Bifrost Blades (WP: 12, Fire, Aquatic, Earth, Ice, Light, Lightning Elemental, dual strike, dagger) *Poison 10*

Medal of Glory (accessory, mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, immunity toAsleep,Blinded,Confused, Fragile, andWeakened effects)(lent by Benji)

Lethauros Mail: SP: 4. Prismatic armor bright enough to banish darkness. You can feel the dragon watching you as your continue on your journey, aiding you in your hunt. The wearer takes half damage from Demon and Dark type enemies. Suitable for anyone, bodywear.

Gloves of the Hypocritical/Hippocratic Oath, Handwear, (Adds +10 to healing for characters with the Healing job trait and + 10 Poisoning for characters with the Wicked (or future equivalent) fighting style )

Inventory:

Consumables: 5X Remedy, Potion, 6X Grand Potion, 3X Smoke Bomb, 2X Mead, 5X Tonic, 2x Venom (poison -1), 3X Deadly Poison (Poison -10), Banana, Poison Bomb, 4X Hurricane - This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle,3X Smelling Salts,2XGrating Stone, Bone

Spark Hammer (WP:8, (X2 against Aquatic, Flying, and Mechanical) lightning-elemental hammer),

Very Pink Parasol: Broomstick, WP:1, Male enemies are Enamored with the hero

Verkenner (WP:10, Darkness elemental Broomstick,(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)ranged)

Xeno Whip (WP:4, poisoning the Xeno Whip doubles the poison output, whip)

Artefacts:

Wonky Shoes (footwear, SP: 3, suitable for all classes)(lent by Benj),

Toxic Hood: (Headwear. The green hood worn by the Rosalia Pestilence. Changes the poisoned effect, to Blessed for the duration of the battle if poisoned while wearing the hood, Usable by all.)

Ten-Gallon Hat: Gives the wearer the "Tourist" effect, causing no one to take them seriously)

Witch's Talisman (Causes the witch's poisonous attacks to deal poison 10 instead of poison 1; suitable for witches, accessory)

Ethereal Cloak (SP:2, Max. Ether +4, suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers, scholars and weather mages; backwear.

Raw Horsehide (Worth 10 Gold, or can be worn by Barbarian classes for SP:1)

Robes of the Archmagi (SP:3 Bodywear +5 Ether, immunity to Sealed Effect)

Gems: Emerald X2, Aquamarine,

Scrolls, Scroll of Poisoning. Can be cast on a weapon to give it Poison 10, for the duration of the battle at the cost of 5 Ether.

Decamon Cards: Cherub (Luminous 3)

Tools: Bed Roll and Shovel

Party Leader, Please Determine Battle Order. Everyone Else, Choose a Target!

[Endgame]

I go over to the hook handed man. I carefully offer the hand he'd be able to shake without impaling me with that hook of his.

"My name's Sorrow - yourself?"

Edited August 7, 2015 by Endgame

[K-Nut]

"So it's an automaton? Have you heard anything about where it might be, where it might be heading, or when it left?"

[Asphalt]

OOC: it doesn't matter but there would be a +10 to all healing due to his gloves. Too bad you can't be over healed.

Vindsval watches Throlar fall to an arrow from the Sniper.

Again I ask you, what gives you the right to attack those you deem different?

This battle will not end until one of us falls.

Vindsval Consumes a smelling Salts from the Front Row

Strike one Vindsval attacks the sniper from the front Row with the Bifrost Blades

Strike Two Vindsval attacks the sniper from the Front Row with the Bifrost Blades.

Edited August 8, 2015 by Asphalt

[Duvors]

(Shouldn't the sniper have received fifteen damage from the counterstrike gloves?)

[K-Nut]

(Shouldn't the sniper have received fifteen damage from the counterstrike gloves?)

No. You were KO'd before you could deal the counterstrike.

[Kintobor]

Gates of Lyudmila's Manor Party

I go over to the hook handed man. I carefully offer the hand he'd be able to shake without impaling me with that hook of his.

"My name's Sorrow - yourself?"

The hook handed man completely ignores Sorrow's hand and curses, his voice slurred from the drink.

"Outta my way, don't you know who I am? I'm Martin Frey! Now get outta my way before somebody gets hurt!" He clearly wasn't in the mood to talk.

"So it's an automaton? Have you heard anything about where it might be, where it might be heading, or when it left?"

" Yessir, it's an automaton. Must've been three days ago when it disappeared. We arrived yesterday morning, and although I haven't heard where it might be, I'm certain someone around here must have seen or heard something. It has prerecorded messages, so it does talk. It says all the stereotypical pirate stuff, like "arrr", and "shiver me timbers", but it also has an attract mode, where in it speaks to customers about the game and also makes an attempt to sell them the product."

- :pirate_skel1: -

Vindsval uses a Smelling Salts on himself- Vindsval hastened

Vindsval vs Sniper- Crit. (12x2+26=50/2=25 damage. +21 poison)

Sniper: -74 health

Vindsval consumes a smelling salts, and begins another attack against the Sniper, hitting him once again and continually poisoning him to an extreme amount. The battle continues.

"Urk!"

The Sniper

Level 40 Humanoid *Immune to Insta-kill* *Ranged* *Poison 74*

Health: 148/500

Special 1: Bombs Away!- The Duplovian Sniper tosses a bottle of Jarate at the party, dealing the fragile effect to all opponents and expending a bottle of Jarate from his drops. Used if the Duplovian Sniper has Jarate.

Special 2: Headshot- The Duplovian Sniper has a 1/2 chance to instantly KO the target. If the target is immune to insta-KO, they have a 1/2 chance to be doomed. If the target is immune to doomed and insta-KO, nothing happens. Used if out of Jarate.

Drops: Jarate x2, Mage's Muffler, Huntsman's Bow (WP: 7, damages undead, bow)

The Party

Throlar Wineghilm

137 year old male Dwarven Warden. *Immune to weakened* *Avoids free hits from Flying enemies* *Immune to Ice and Darkness* *KO'D!*

Level, 15.5

Power, 26 (15+10+1). 36 against ancient enemies.

Defense, 6 (5+1).

Health, 0/37 (32+5)

Gold, 30.

Equipped; Mopagsaber (WP; 12, Ice elemental longsword), Elven Shield (SP; 5, Ice and Darkness elemental. All elves in the party gain the same amount of SP as long as the wielder is standing), Lion's Plate (Max health +5, Power +1, Immune to weakened, suitable for knights and barbarians, body wear), Counterstrike Gloves (If the wearer is damaged by a free hit, they counter with strength equal to their level, handwear)

Inventory;

Weapons; Elven Sword (WP; 5, longsword), Miracle Lance (A white spear crafted in the likeness of an ancient dragon. WP; 10, doubled against Ancient enemies)

Shields; None.

Artifacts; , Lethauros Crushers (While equipped, the wearer does double damage to Rock and Flying type enemies. Suitable for anyone, footwear), Crow Helmet (SP; 1, Flying enemies do not deal free hits to the wearer, suitable for Knights and Dragoons, headwear)

Consumables; Potion, Phoenix Essence, Soma (Causes the Blessed effect), Hint Coin (Gives the user a hint about a puzzle or a tricky situation, Useable only once, Has no monetary value.), Bone, Floral Bomb, Air Bomb, Dirt Bomb, Water Bomb, Lightning Bomb, x4 Fire Bomb, Ice Bomb, Holy Bomb, x2 Smoke Bomb, Feather of Flight (allows the user to flee the battle when used), Bone x2.

Equipment; Bedroll, Shovel, Pickaxe, Magnifying Glass.

Treasures; Viper scale (worth 40 gold to some NPC's).

Decamon Deck, Magic Carp (Aquatic 1), Volt Ant (Electric 1), Will-o'-the-Wisp (Fiery 1), Tweetybird (Flying 1), Toxic Toad (Plant 1), Ursa Minor (Eithereal 1),Specter (Dark 2).

Vindsval Half-Born (Asphalt)

37 year old, Male, Half Giant,

Level: 26 Witch *Gains Triple XP* *Immune to Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, and Sealed Effects* Attacks Are Poisoned by 11, Dual Striking, Takes half Damage from Demon and Dark Type Enemies.

Power: 37 (25+12) (+10 to healing)

Defense: 4

Health: 42/42 (9+25+8)

Ether: 10/30 (5+24)

Gold: 102

Equipment:

Bifrost Blades (WP: 12, Fire, Aquatic, Earth, Ice, Light, Lightning Elemental, dual strike, dagger) *Poison 10*

Medal of Glory (accessory, mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, immunity toAsleep,Blinded,Confused, Fragile, andWeakened effects)(lent by Benji)

Lethauros Mail: SP: 4. Prismatic armor bright enough to banish darkness. You can feel the dragon watching you as your continue on your journey, aiding you in your hunt. The wearer takes half damage from Demon and Dark type enemies. Suitable for anyone, bodywear.

Gloves of the Hypocritical/Hippocratic Oath, Handwear, (Adds +10 to healing for characters with the Healing job trait and + 10 Poisoning for characters with the Wicked (or future equivalent) fighting style )

Inventory:

Consumables: 5X Remedy, Potion, 6X Grand Potion, 3X Smoke Bomb, 2X Mead, 5X Tonic, 2x Venom (poison -1), 3X Deadly Poison (Poison -10), Banana, Poison Bomb, 4X Hurricane - This exotic drink grants the Hilariously and Luckily Drunk-effect, doubling the power of every attack, provided the consumer can state a pun related to his attack with every attack for the duration of one battle,2X Smelling Salts,2XGrating Stone, Bone

Spark Hammer (WP:8, (X2 against Aquatic, Flying, and Mechanical) lightning-elemental hammer),

Very Pink Parasol: Broomstick, WP:1, Male enemies are Enamored with the hero

Verkenner (WP:10, Darkness elemental Broomstick,(X2 against Humanoid and Holy/Luminous)ranged)

Xeno Whip (WP:4, poisoning the Xeno Whip doubles the poison output, whip)

Artefacts:

Wonky Shoes (footwear, SP: 3, suitable for all classes)(lent by Benj),

Toxic Hood: (Headwear. The green hood worn by the Rosalia Pestilence. Changes the poisoned effect, to Blessed for the duration of the battle if poisoned while wearing the hood, Usable by all.)

Ten-Gallon Hat: Gives the wearer the "Tourist" effect, causing no one to take them seriously)

Witch's Talisman (Causes the witch's poisonous attacks to deal poison 10 instead of poison 1; suitable for witches, accessory)

Ethereal Cloak (SP:2, Max. Ether +4, suitable for mages, clerics, necromancers, scholars and weather mages; backwear.

Raw Horsehide (Worth 10 Gold, or can be worn by Barbarian classes for SP:1)

Robes of the Archmagi (SP:3 Bodywear +5 Ether, immunity to Sealed Effect)

Gems: Emerald X2, Aquamarine,

Scrolls, Scroll of Poisoning. Can be cast on a weapon to give it Poison 10, for the duration of the battle at the cost of 5 Ether.

Decamon Cards: Cherub (Luminous 3)

Tools: Bed Roll and Shovel

Party Leader, Please Determine Battle Order. Everyone Else, Choose a Target!

[Endgame]

"I'm... afraid I don't know who you are, sir."

I step back and remain silent, but watch where the hook handed drunkard was stumbling off to.

Vindsval has won the fight, Kinto. If he does nothing for the next 2 turns, the Sniper is dead and Vind isn't.

Edited August 8, 2015 by Endgame

[Kintobor]

Vindsval has won the fight, Kinto. If he does nothing for the next 2 turns, the Sniper is dead and Vind isn't.

Nope. The Sniper is ranged. He still deals 40 damage if Vind is in the back row.

[Endgame]

My mistake.

[Duvors]

(Why did the sniper's free hit deal double damage?)

[K-Nut]

You were Fragile.

[Duvors]

You were Fragile.

(Ah, thanks.)

[K-Nut]

"I'll keep an eye out," Althior looks to Sorrow. "What did the Vampire say?"

[Endgame]

"He was drunk. Told me his name was Martin and ran right by."

[K-Nut]

"Say no more. You can't really reason with the intoxicated." he chuckles, "Apparently there's also a rogue automaton walking around. Any word on the countess?"

[Endgame]

"Agreed. Going to have to add alcohol to my list of dislikes, right below promiscuity... Anyway. No info on Lyudmilla, but we still have the guard to speak to - he may offer some help."

I go to the skeletal guard.

"Any news on the Countess, sir?"

Edited August 8, 2015 by Endgame

[K-Nut]

Althior stands behind Sorrow, but still making a point to survey the drunken vampire.

[Kintobor]

The Gates of Lyudmila's Manor Party

The guard shakes his head.

"None as of yet. I was told by the Captain to guard the gates to ensure that no one gets in. However, I'd advise you not trying to sneak in."

Althior stands behind Sorrow, but still making a point to survey the drunken vampire.

He seemed to be stumbling to the Residential District. He hiccuped on occasion. His clothes suggested at one point he had money and status, although they were now rather ratty looking.