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Well, I'm not too sure. Dan, could you maybe provide some information in regard to this gold coin? Have you seen it before?

Whispers to Captain: They do seem to be sincere about discovering the damage to their radio.

"Oh, and BTW" - looking at Gene, "Have you changed your clothes? You look a bit different to me".

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Captain, let me give you a few moments to discuss the situation with your crew. When you've had a moment to do so, we can continue our investigation. We might also want to find out exactly where everyone is at the present time. Perhaps a role call so we don't miss anyone.

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Captain, let me give you a few moments to discuss the situation with your crew. When you've had a moment to do so, we can continue our investigation. We might also want to find out exactly where everyone is at the present time. Perhaps a role call so we don't miss anyone.

Nuts to this! >:-( Here's Stinky's body. I'm searching it. Oh my goodness! Look!

-a treasure map?!

-a security card?!

-an uzi?!

-a puppy??!!

-heroine???!!!

What an amazing turn of events! Can I have some more whiskey? Maybe I'm imagining things, or Otto's fish recipe is giving me hallucinations

Okay, crew! Here's the deal. We need to take role and find out *hic* *fart* where everyone is and where they've been. Columbo here *hic* *fart* seems to think that one of us is the sabateur. Some of you I haven't seen for days! >:-( So, speak up so we can move things along. Personally, *hic* *fart* I think *fart* that Columbo here *faaaaaaaaaaaaart* is up to something. He thinks that these mysterious visitors wouldn't have been so surprised to see their *hic* radio damaged *fart* if they were faking it. So...

Someone tie up Peter Falkin here and let's beat some g-d answers out of him. *hic* *fart*

Posted

Hey! I've been on my boat the whole time, so has Dan!

You're a mad captain you know! Have you been drinking sea water!? You can't get through a single situation in a good manner? You have to go around beating people up!? That's torture!

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Hey! I've been on my boat the whole time, so has Dan!

You're a mad captain you know! Have you been drinking sea water!? You can't get through a single situation in a good manner? You have to go around beating people up!? That's torture!

Not at all. Aside from a bit of slapping I have been doing most of the beating. :-D

*aside to Skipper*

I think he has drunk a bit too much. He should be back to being half drunk soon.

Posted
#2: 100 cases bottled Budweiser beer, 50 cases bottled Budweiser Light Beer, 50 4-packs Budweiser Light Beer/Aluminum cans

Now that's odd... I didn't notice any beer when I was in there...

I only drink Passoa, so I haven't drunk it either..

Posted
Oh, and Diver Dan the "fisherman"/treasure hunter clearly dropped a dubloon while killing his brother Stinky. :-P

I did what?! *wacko* >:-( Captain, there seems to be a problem with you missing your mind.

Well, I'm not too sure. Dan, could you maybe provide some information in regard to this gold coin? Have you seen it before?

It's authentic, and in very good condition. I've seen some of these before, but there is no way to tell if I've seen this one before (they all look the same). I even own a few myself, but I don't carry them around with me. If someone did indeed dropped it, and they don't get it back, they may have lost themselves a small fortune.

Posted
So, what are we going to do now? Interogate everybody?

NO! *hic* Mr. smarty-pants, you and I are going to have a drink *hic* and a little talk...

*faaaaaaaaaaaaart* Oops. Sorry :-$

Posted
Nuts to this! >:-( Here's Stinky's body. I'm searching it. Oh my goodness! Look!

-a treasure map?!

-a security card?!

-an uzi?!

-a puppy??!!

-heroine???!!!

Oh, the Captain is such a jokester! :-D To think that Stillman would have brought a puppy on board; too funny!

Flashback:

Let us take a closer look at the body of poor Stillman. (examines the cold claminess of Stinky)

Holy Mackerel! What is this within his pocket? A folded piece of paper... The number 441 written upon it.

Perhaps this may be a clue Captain.

Nothing else was found on or near Stillman's body.

Posted
Let's punch 441 into that keypad, shall we?

*punches 441 into keypad on container #6*

I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Captain. The detective said that the wrong code could lock down the safe. Besides, we need a four number code.

Skipper, I wonder if you know, does Diver Dan have a brother?

Yeah, I have a brother. I haven't been in contact with him for years, though. Why do you ask?

Posted
I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Captain. The detective said that the wrong code could lock down the safe. Besides, we need a four number code.

Yeah, I have a brother. I haven't been in contact with him for years, though. Why do you ask?

What does your brother do?

Posted
I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Captain. The detective said that the wrong code could lock down the safe. Besides, we need a four number code.

Indeed. Diver Dan is correct Captain. The locking mechanism does call for four numbers. Do you have a 4-digit number in mind?

Posted
Indeed. Diver Dan is correct Captain. The locking mechanism does call for four numbers. Do you have a 4-digit number in mind?

No. :-/ Do you, detective?

And why do I feel so drunk? I haven't had that much...at least not as much as usual... :-$

Dan, tell me everything you can about your brother, please...

Posted
Indeed. Diver Dan is correct Captain. The locking mechanism does call for four numbers. Do you have a 4-digit number in mind?

Well, we could assume that these are the first three numbers and guess the last. If we wait 5 minutes between guesses I find it hard to beleive that the lock will fry itself. The only real device that I have heard of that can do that gives you ten guesses.... :-P Besides, so what if we are wrong? If what is inside is dangerous it is better that it is un-openable. I vote we give it a try.

Posted

Stop drinking those....*chucks what's available into the water*

You are the captain, now act like one :-P .

Oh, can I see that piece of paper with #441 etched onto there? I want to see if I can figure anything more out of it.

Anyway, do you want to still have that chat or do you not want it anymore?

Posted

Skipper, I apologize for the way my captain has been :-| Why do you always act this way? Can't you just...you know, be normal?

Anyway Skipper, I heard the mechanic was working on a way to open the safe, maybe we should pay him a visit?

Posted
But first, I got two words for you: whiskey bong... >:-)
Whiskey Bong... must be some kind of code, or maybe a new phonetic alphabet! Whisky Bong = WB... it's a secret sign that we should all sit down with the Captain to watch the Warner Bros network. Cool! Are they showing Firefly reruns?
Anyway Skipper, I heard the mechanic was working on a way to open the safe, maybe we should pay him a visit?
I got a way... ever hear of DY-NA-MITE?! Kaboom! Mwahahahahaaaa... *Jack sounds slightly deranged. Maybe the constant fearsome atmosphere of FEAR is getting to him.*

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