xwingyoda Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, We have still no news on the Rebel Sarg's position as of now. We dispatched thousands of droids and bounty hunters to find him. You will be pleased my Lord to know that our restaurant is well under way, and that I will bring you shortly a couple of younglings for a fantastic culinary experience. Rogue Commander out. * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Quote
Vader Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 Excellent soon we will establish a chain of resturants through out the galaxy, those hutts will no doubt be our greatest customers. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, My Lord, since those fat slobs are not easily movable, may I suggest a kind of delivery system for very rich clients - Yub Yub 30 min!!!! Also we could add a nice welcoming present - a keyring lucky charm made of ewok furr!!! (its a fake present my Lord because those charms will have mini tracking devices!!!). Rogue Commander out * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Quote
yoda601 Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 *Grcheeekxchsshzek* Progress report. Lord vader, Rogue Commander, We have captured the remaining Ewoks, though there are some unreachable colonies. We are making them believe we worship them, and then we lure them onto the transport ships and send them to coruscant for skinning and then to the meat processing plants. Our Pilots' skill has increased drastically after practising on old slobby Ewoks. They ar emost impressivse. I suggest we make a YubYub stake house on corouscant for teh ritcher clients. We use the good bits of the Ewok meat for the steakhouses, and hten we use the leftovers as processed meat. It is a flawless plan! We could also make furcoats out of their pelts! Yes, the Hutts would be most pleased, and the Bounty hunters need them to keep warm whilst flying in space! Y601, Over-an'-out! *Grcheeekxchsshzek* Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Rogue Commander to yoda601, God, Good!!!! Very nice progress my pilot!!!!!! My ship is arriving for the delivery of younglings, prepare them, I will enjoy to forsee your progress on site. Have you started on the reproduction program??? Rogue Commander approaching and out. * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Quote
yoda601 Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 *Grcheeekxchsshzek* Rogue Commander, Repro.exe is going along very nicley! We found that if we give them some martini before they start, they are able to produce twins! We have laso brought Kaminoans in to experiemnt on ways of cloning them and make their meat taste even better! Y601, over-an'-out. *Grcheeekxchsshzek* Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Rogue Commander to yoda601, Please deactivate shield for my ships to land. I really look forward to seeing your progress. Rogue Commander out. * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Quote
yoda601 Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 *Grcheeekxchsshzek* The shield has been deactivaed, Commander. There will be people ready with proto YubYub burgers. Y601, over-an'-out! *Grcheeekxchsshzek* Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Rogue Commander to yoda601, My ship just landed - reactivate shield. Commander ready for troup and facility inspection. Please load my ships with the younglings I have to bring to Lord Vader and our mighty Emperor. Rogue Commander out. * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Quote
Vader Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 Soon we shall supply Yub Yub Burgers to the whole galaxy!!!!!! Our cloners will be given strict instructions to clone more ewoks that will be even tastier than the last batch. Quote
yoda601 Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 *Grcheeekxchsshzek* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rogue Commander, The youngling have been loaded onto your ship. Lord Vader and the Emperor will be most pleased wiht them! The shield has been reactivated, though something followed you in before we could so... Progress report, The Kaminoans have accepted to clone as many Ewoks as needed if we give their prime minister a five year pass to YubYubLand, the new Ewok themed Theme Park on Endor! There will even be a petting zoo and a game where you can chase old fat ewoks with force pikes! Also included, will be the Ewok-Coaster! Anyway, we found another colony of Ewoks underground! We have found that they have mroe tender meat and that these should be to Ewoks used for YubYub Steaks. All is going according to plan, and the pilots a-- *BOOM* What's that? What? Whoah!! *Boom* Breakin---*crcchhgrzzz* Loos-- *grtchzz* --tact *arxzzz* *five minutes later* Ah, it was a squadron of GunGan village idiots, no doubt sent by Little-Green-Man... Phsst, that rebel scum! *spits on the floor* The GunGans are to be used as creatures for the YubYubLand petting zoo, and their ships will be disposed of. Y601, over-an'-out! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Grcheeekxchsshzek* Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, I am still on Endor my Lord. yoda601 did an excellent job here my Lord. I have just promoted him Endor Administrator. The cloning facility is finished and up and running. Here are a few pics my Darkship!! Here is the cloning laboratory: And here is how to clone an Ewok cell: My Lord, Yoda601 made me taste a Yub Yub burger, and I must say they are delicious!!!! Our Emperor will be pleased!!!!!! Look at the prototype (there is no ketchup!! to please our Emperor): The Yub Yub Park is under construction. My Lord, we really need to do something about those stupid Gungans. We really need to prevent them from flying!!!!! My ships are loaded with Ewok Younglings. I am returning to your ship asap my Lord . Rogue Commander out. * ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ -- ___ * Quote
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Vader Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Well done my loyal troops, the resturants must be state of the art. Make sure that they have a Fly Through section for our Tie Fighters and other ships, now my troops prepare to destroy all other resturants throughout the universe!!!!!!!! Quote
Vader Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 For those unsure of who on what side i give you a list of the mighty Tie Army members: *Note, Emperor Orlego has been left out of this list till his return (which we hope will be soon)* Quote
jonfett Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Did Orlego quit or have you just kicked him out? Jon. Quote
Vader Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Me kick Orlego out??? now would i do such a thing?? :-D ;) No due to Orlego not being around alot lately i decided that for the story to progress we would need appoint someone else for the time being, Orlego is more than welcome to return anytime he likes. Mind you he might have to dethrone DT first :-D Quote
Vader Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 No, No My Master........i follow you without question.... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Rogue commander to whoever reads this, I pledge allegiance to this Allmighty Empire !!!!! I will follow any Emperor Lord Vader follows !!!!!! Rogue Commander out. Quote
Vader Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Your loyalty to me and the Emperor is refreshing Rogue Leader, you have served me well over the last few weeks and are one of my most valuable supporters. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Hurmmmm my Lord!!! Rogue Commander you mean ..... My support is only the beggining of what we'll achieve in the Galaxy my Lordship, I have plans that will surprise you in the near future... Quote
Vader Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Ahhh yes i forgot about your recent promotion, what plans do you have not the death star ones i hope??? Quote
DoubleT Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Rogue Commander if theese plans are against us, you will suffer (Your name will then be "Jack Stone") The Empire do not take well to suprises... Lord Vader is watch an very refreshing movies last week, I got alot of ideas from it. So I need some time to think and plan, So Will fly away with Enterprise soon, and return later this week.. Vader you are in Command, do what you think is needed. Quote
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