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July-August 620. Vol 5, Special Edition

OLEON INVADES
TERRAVERSA!

Kings Port is shrouded in the smoky haze of battle as a fleet of Oleon’s 25 largest ships sailed into the harbor and opened fire on the port’s fortifications. Five ships that were already here with the RNTC are helping shelter dozens of long boats ferry hundreds of bluecoated soldiers to shore. Flashes of cannon fire from the Oleon ships and the fortresses that protect our city continually illuminate the haze as our local regiments make preparations to repel the invaders.

Meanwhile, reports from smaller settlements around the island tell us that at least five other Oleon fleets are openly assaulting Terraversan towns. Nine ships last spotted in Astrapi are bombarding Sillithonia and have sent a battalion ashore. From Tarlor we hear that 24 ships last reported in Breshaun are bombarding the local defenses and landing nearly four companies of bluecoats. Fom Pilnton we have received word that 18 ships out of Granoleon are bombarding the shore batteries. Small squadrons have also opened fire on the towns of Tanari and Nola Mar.

In total, we believe nearly 90 ships and possibly a full division of bluecoats – more than 800 men! – are involved in the assault.

If you are here on Terraversa, we at the KPA urge all able-bodied citizens to take up musket and blade, whether sword or farm implement, and fight the dastardly bluecoats. Make the beaches, the streets, and the fields run red with their blood! If you are unable to fight, make your way to safer regions of the interior, or to the defenses of Westface.

If you are reading this somewhere off the island, then ships from our national trade fleet were able to escape Kings Port harbor and sail past the invading Oleon fleet. Know that the Bluecoats are villainous deceivers. Send help if you can, and protect yourself against similar perfidy!

The outcome of these assaults is as yet unknown. We will endeavor to continue publishing as long as we have a printing press, but receiving reports from our far-flung correspondents may be more difficult in the coming weeks. Rest assured that one way or another, we will find a way to get the news to you.

Posted

Just for now: when can we expect the "real" next KPA? And does this mean the WTCM is the only remaining credible newspaper? Excellent news! Oh no, how horrible! :pir-oh:

 

Exciting times ahead for sure!

Posted
2 minutes ago, Darnok said:

when can we expect the "real" next KPA?

Soon. (Soon-ish?) OOC it should be published normally; IC it will have some problems. Basically, calculating the results of this massive assault is taking longer than the usual MRCA to process, so I wanted to get this special edition out in the normal timeframe so that everyone could know what is happening. 

5 minutes ago, Darnok said:

does this mean the WTCM is the only remaining credible newspaper?

No, the KPA will go on, one way or another! :pir-thumb:

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26 minutes ago, JintaiZ said:

Great story. It'll be nice to see a MOC related to this.

Expect A LOT of MOCs about this, but the text and the context require some shaping based on the result of the invasion! :bonaparte:

 

Posted

Well, I'll wait for @Bregir to announce our faction's standing, but I'm quite excited to plunge the WTC into the chaos.

14 hours ago, Capt Wolf said:

No, the KPA will go on, one way or another! :pir-thumb:

How about, "The Newspaper Formerly known as the King's Port Advertiser and Ship List" ?  :pir-laugh:

Posted

Great write up, capt.Wolf!

Finally, we are going to overthrow this despotic l'Olius and bring light to the people of Terraversa.

15 hours ago, Darnok said:

And does this mean the WTCM is the only remaining credible newspaper? Excellent news! Oh no, how horrible!

There's the Eltina Courrier too.:pir-grin:

Posted
9 hours ago, Sir Kingston said:

Time to polish the steel and whiteball the crossbelts!

Look.  Whatever fetishes you get up to in your bedroom is your right, but there is no need to share with us. ?

Posted
6 hours ago, Corweena said:

I think us Sea Rats need to whip up some sort of media source.....gotta brag about our prizes and poke some fun at the Imperialists :pir-huzzah2:

@Corweena

Seriously, that is a great idea! I wonder who could do that. 

Posted
11 hours ago, Captain Genaro said:

Oh huzzah, huzzah, huzzah! Three cheers for the boys in blue! May their mission to rid Terraversa of the tyrant Oldis be a resounding success! 

:pir-sweet:

Very happy about this turn of events. Expect to see Canon Francois and the Knights Treasurer bringing the fire of Hades to this desolate corner!

Posted
5 minutes ago, blackdeathgr said:

To war, brave men of Oleon! For the Fatherland and our ancestors!

Well, those poor soldiers sure will join their ancestors soon. :pir-oh:

Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, LM71Blackbird said:

How long it will take to send you back to Breshaun... :cannon:

(Again with a deep voice) A full eternity mere mortal... For Oleon and its people are an idea that is immaterial, enduring and everlasting :iamded_lol:

Edited by blackdeathgr

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