Nightshroud99 Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Hi there! Me and my wife Holly left our children at home to have some serious sexy time! So let's rock this boat. Oh yes Michael there you are! All this violence is hot, in a dangerous sort of way. I am Holly, for those who didn't figure that out.
CorneliusMurdock Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 I'm Phil, by the way. Stupid name, I know. That's odd. You don't look like a Phil to me... But if we have to call you Phil, I suppose I'll get used to it.
TheBoyWonder Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Mary Confirmed! Who would steal the diamond?
Sandy Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 No need to panic, people! I'm Stacy, your Cruise Director, and I'm here to make sure you forget all about these recent happenings. So free booze for everyone, yay!
Peanuts Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Hey, everyone, I'm Bristol. But you propably already know that, after all, I've been singing for you all night. But there's, like, so many of you, even though this cruise is underbooked, and it's kinda hard to memorize all your names. And most of you don't even have, like, a second name or something. So, I'm glad you're all wearing name tags. Anyway, did anyone of you notice that stolen diamond was red? And I always thought a red jewel was called an emerald. Well, guess I was wrong. Okay, let's do what that pirate guy said and find these thieves, everyone. Anyone want me to give an encore, by the way?
Adam Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Well hey there! The name's Matthew - though if you're a fan of baseball, then you probably already know that. That's right ladies... and gentlemen. I'm nothing special... just a lithe, hunky dude that happens to be a world famous baseball player. Settle down, friends. I know it's not every day that you get to take a cruise with a New York Yankee, but we've got bigger things to worry about than my batting average - which, if you're wondering, is an impressive .311. We've got a crisis aboard this ship: I don't have a drink yet! Did somebody say "free booze"?
Hinckley Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 My name is Susan, by the way. I'm good at baking things. Things like die detector cookies? Dianne, are you okay? Are you having a stroke?! Or was someone chewing your face?! Either way, is there a doctor in this place? I hope so. It looks to me like she has the flesh eating bacteria. Although "bitten by enormous child" is a strong possibility. Good call.
Bob Posted February 10, 2013 Author Posted February 10, 2013 I hope so. It looks to me like she has the flesh eating bacteria. Although "bitten by enormous child" is a strong possibility. Good call. Just a knick, not a bite. Poor Diane must have gotten hit in the head a few times.
The Legonater Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 I am Richard; not Dick, or Ricky, but Richard; and as always, I come wearing hats. I feel it is very important to always look smart and presentable, and so I make every effort to, even when I am alone. For example, George has instantly become my favourite passenger simply due to his charming suit. I hope the rest of you will follow his example, else we're no better than a scummy old pirate ship. Indeed! Style and intelligence are most important in creating a good first imp- Diane, what on earth are you doing!?! You're not suffocating the children again are you?
CMP Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Excuse me, I would appreciate it very much if you gave my wine the proper respect is deserves. It is not to be called 'free booze'. Anyone want me to give an encore, by the way? Ja, bitte!!
Sandy Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Excuse me, I would appreciate it very much if you gave my wine the proper respect is deserves. It is not to be called 'free booze'. I apologize, Pierre. Let us call it "liberated liquor", then. But I thought you were French...
CMP Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 But I thought you were French... I am. Can't you see my hat? Genuine French. You can trust me on that because I am too. Just like this wine!! Refill?
TrumpetKing Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Just a knick, not a bite. Poor Diane must have gotten hit in the head a few times. Durr hurrr...... wat? Indeed! Style and intelligence are most important in creating a good first imp- Diane, what on earth are you doing!?! You're not suffocating the children again are you? Oh, nothing.... Of course I'm not suffocating the children, we only have one child, and his slutty lovely wife whom I hate love very much with all of my heart.
The Legonater Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Oh, nothing.... Of course I'm not suffocating the children, we only have one child, and his slutty lovely wife whom I hate love very much with all of my heart. That's exactly what I - oh, nevermind.
TrumpetKing Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Umm, excuse me, Ms. Stacy? Will they have Twister on this ship? M yhusband and I love to play Twister, it often ends up very, very sexual.
CorneliusMurdock Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Anyway, did anyone of you notice that stolen diamond was red? And I always thought a red jewel was called an emerald. Well, guess I was wrong. And I thought I was confused. Rubies are Red, Emeralds are Green, Diamonds are clear-ish, At least from the pictures I've seen. Anyone know where the engine room is? I can't seem to remember which way it is...
Nightshroud99 Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Hey everyone should hurry up and put nametags on their shirts, (signatures :p) I am getting mentally flustered, and Michael still hasn't shown up to calm me down..
Peanuts Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 And I thought I was confused. Rubies are Red, Emeralds are Green, Diamonds are clear-ish, At least from the pictures I've seen. No, no no, rubies are yellow. Don't try to fool me, I know my jewels Ja, bitte!! Okay (not ok-ey)-dokey, my Spanish Friend
CMP Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Okay (not ok-ey)-dokey, my Spanish Friend Spanish?? Dios mio...
Captain Genaro Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Why did this happen to me? First I end up on the wrong ship, then I end up in the middle of the Atlantic where there is one type of fish, big and ugly. I should have been in the Caribbean, scuba diving around the reefs looking for tropical fish. Instead I'm spending my time staring at the aquariums near the bar. I'm Thomas, by the way. So free booze for everyone, yay! I think I'll take you up on that offer. Make it something strong, will you?
Capt. Redblade Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 *hobblehobblehobble* Sorry if I'm late. The captain's had me running up and down the ship making sure things are okay. (Not sure why he can't do it himself. I am the one with the gammy leg, after all. ) Um, excuse me Mr. Pirate Guy... If the engines are broken, shouldn't I, um, go fix them or something? That's my job, isn't it? Are there other engineers on board? I forget... 'Cause, Dude, If I were in the engine room, I would totally be fixing those engines and stuff. Yes, yes, very good, Mr. Scott. Do what you can. And don't call me a pirate! It was a pirate who made me like this! Blast him and the white whale he rode in on!
Palathadric Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Timothy (Passenger) confirming the receipt of his ticket for journey on this voyage. My apologies for not coming sooner. I was busy doing absolutely nothing...as usual. This trip is already proving to be a good investment of my money. Stolen goods and Mafia on the same day. Has anyone had more exciting things happen in their lives?
Dannylonglegs Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 Sorry I'm so late! Reporting for duty! Avatar and whatnot coming right up!
CorneliusMurdock Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 I am the one with the gammy leg, after all. You stole your Gammy's leg?! Yes, yes, very good, Mr. Scott. Do what you can. And don't call me a pirate! It was a pirate who made me like this! Blast him and the white whale he rode in on! I wasn't talkin' to you. I was talkin' to the guy dressed like a pirate. Sheez. Wait. Scott is my last name? Cool.
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