def Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 1 guest online. A scumbum reading and laughing at us, no doubt. I'm off to 'work', so good luck Malones, I think you're going to need it.
Tamamono Posted September 12, 2013 Author Posted September 12, 2013 August 27th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 1:17 A.M. Coming out of the hotel, Cap'n Rolfe (Capt. Redblade) sings a little song about himself. "Yo, a-break it down, homies Cap'n's the name, pimpin's the game don't you ev'a fo'get it I make it sizzle to a drizzle, fizzle out when i come 'round 'cause I'm ice-ice, baby!" "Hot damn, homies, I just went Snoop Dogg to Vanilla Ice. It's 'aight, tho, the Ice's a real... mice??" "Eh, yo, what do I care!? I'm rollin' in dough, pimpin' it up, givin' a holla! Ain't no playa gettin' anywhere near me. I'm unironically the shizzle!" The zombie behind him emits a low grumbling sound, something along the lines of "Unnngrgh". This probably means "I can't stand much more of this insufferable douchebag." in zombie-ese. "'Aight, now it be time fo' 'da Cap'n to be headin' back!" Rolfe proclaims as he turns on his heels and begins walking in the opposite direction. Unfortunately, he's so wrapped up in his own douchebaggery that he doesn't notice the zombie running up behind him. With one swift strike, the zombie lops off the douche's arm, spattering blood everywhere. "Hot dizzle! The Cap'n just lost his arm-shizzle!" "Yo, dawgs, this ain't coo'! The Cap'n ain't down wit' this!" Rolfe exclaims as he falls to his knees, staring at the dismembered arm. "Some'ne betta' come help the Cap'n!" Unfortunately, no one's going to help the Cap'n. The zombie raises its axe again... ~~~ After a few minutes of vigorous hacking, Rolfe's remains lie in a pool of his own blood. Thus ends the life of Cap'n Rolfe (Capt. Redblade). Vote Count Dexter Fairbanks (def) - 6 (Chillax Darth Frodo, Kristel, CorneliusMurdock, Cecilie, mostlytechnic, Captain Nemo) Priscilla Jenkins (mostlytechnic) - 3 (Trumpetking, Palathadric, def) Penelope Talbott (Palathadric) - 1 (Capt. Redblade) A dead person (Capt. Redblade) - 1 (Peanuts) ~3.5 hours until Dawn.
Chillax Darth Frodo Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Dad's not the only one, but he's the one who's been the most aggressive for it, even while saying he wasn't sure about it. And he really isn't interested in discussing it, there are just lots of statements from him which are written in stone, it seems. What more would you like to discuss? I'm more than willing to do so. I just don't see any conversation happening. Is there anything else you'd like me to respond to or any specific conversation you're looking for?
CorneliusMurdock Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 And you're welcome. "Puttin' on the Ritz!!!"
Chillax Darth Frodo Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 I see I cross-posted with the zombie. Nice work, Colin. I concur with your choice. Just curious: what made you decide to kill Rolfe instead of staying home? Was there any specific huge Scumdar ping?
CorneliusMurdock Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 I figured we had enough suspects that seemed scummy enough. If for some reason Dexter turns up town, it should give us some breathing room. Rolfie really didn't want us to look at the people that weren't on Terrence's list. I figured whether Terrence was telling the truth or not, the people not on the list were more likely to be scum. If he was telling then the truth the odds that had been pointed out were correct, if he wasn't and was therefore scum himself, he was trying to make us scrutinize the listed people.
Palathadric Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Good hacking, Colin. I would've gone for either him or Candy if I was in your position...or stayed home. I am pretty convinced that the Cap'n was scum. Let's hope we've caught two slimy slimesters tonight. Well, I was holding out to see if anyone would try to jump out of the vote on Dexter to save him from getting lynched, since he only has one vote that's keeping him in the lynch-light right now, but no one has jumped out. I suppose for this idea to have been effective, we would have to wait for just before the night ends, but unfortunately I'm feeling the need to nap now. I'm not entirely convinced that he's the best lynch for tonight, but I do find him probably the second or third most suspicious here, so to ensure that he doesn't slip out of the vote at the final moments of the day, I will vote: Dexter Fairbanks (def) Oops! Unvote: Priscilla Jenkins (mostlytechnic) Vote: Dexter Fairbanks (def)
CorneliusMurdock Posted September 12, 2013 Posted September 12, 2013 Hey, Pete. Nice to see you again. See Rolfie? That might've been you. Got anything to talk about?
Peanuts Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Hey, Pete. Nice to see you again. See Rolfie? That might've been you. Got anything to talk about? Not really. Do you have any questions? Looks like I have to vote for someone else today. I don't think Dex is scum, and I hardly have an idea about Priscilla. I think either Cebastian or Terrence is scum. I'll give Terrence the benefit of the doubt, because he at least came up with the story about the question. We know there was a question to be had, and it's fair to assume Terrence actually took it, but teh question is if he is speaking the truth about what he asked. Still, it would be a rather convoluted lie, so I'll believe him over Cebastian. Unvote: A dead person (Cap'n Rolfe) Vote: Cebastian (Cecilie)
Chillax Darth Frodo Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Still, it would be a rather convoluted lie, so I'll believe him over Cebastian. What, exactly, is there not to believe Cebastian over?
Peanuts Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 What, exactly, is there not to believe Cebastian over? Not sure what you're trying to say. As I said earlier, I assume that either Cebastian or Terrence is scum (because I don't think Kristina is and I doubt you are), and as I mentioned, I'd rather believe Terrence's story than that he lied about his question.
Chillax Darth Frodo Posted September 13, 2013 Posted September 13, 2013 Not sure what you're trying to say. As I said earlier, I assume that either Cebastian or Terrence is scum (because I don't think Kristina is and I doubt you are), and as I mentioned, I'd rather believe Terrence's story than that he lied about his question. You said you believed Terrence over Cebastiane as if Cebastiane had told a story you didn't believe. So what is that Cebastiane has told you that you don't believe?
Tamamono Posted September 13, 2013 Author Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Final Vote Count Dexter Fairbanks (def) - 7 (Chillax Darth Frodo, Kristel, CorneliusMurdock, Cecilie, mostlytechnic, Captain Nemo, Palathadric) Priscilla Jenkins (mostlytechnic) - 2 (Trumpetking, def) Cebastian Lillium (Cecilie) - 1 (Peanuts) ~~~ August 27th, 2005 New Brickland, Florida 6:10 A.M. As the night comes to an end, the condemned Dexter sits beside the fountain, determined to enjoy some of his favorite things before his impended death. "Well, doggie, it looks like it's curtains for Dex..." he says sadly to Adelaide's orphan. "I guess everything has to die eventually... like these flowers. Look, they're starting to wilt. It's just... all these early deaths are so unfair. Like when a flower is eaten by a bunny. Sure, the bunny needs food, but the poor flower doesn't deserve that!" "I just wanna stop all the violence!!" Dexter exclaims as he stands up and throws his hands in the air. Unfortunately, violence was one thing that isn't going to be ending in the Malone family any time soon... The family members have all scavenged around for weapons, which they now plan to use on Dexter. Terrence wields a great katana, ready to show Dexter some ninja-pain. Kristina and Candy both have guns, which they're waving around menacingly. The ever-cool Cebastian sports an enormous axe, obviously overcompensating. On the other side of the fountain, Bernard leads a group of more family members, he himself wielding a great sword. To his left, Priscilla spurs a chainsaw into action, and to his right, even his scared son raises a son to the convicted enforcer. Finally, behind them, Penelope waves around a tiny little knife, hoping to come across as as menacing as possible. She would have brought her gun, but unfortunately, it was confiscated by the department after she accidentally shot her partner in the foot. It seems that everyone has a weapon now... ... except for Peter Nuccitelli. After 3 nights of staying relatively lucid, the old coot has finally gone off his rocker. "Voting!? What voting!? Eisenhower's the president - and a damn good one, 'ya fools! I like Ike!" Unfazed by his accountant's crazy ramblings, Tam addresses the crowd. "What are you waiting for?? Kill him!" It appears they need any encouragement, though... "This isn't fair!! Can't we all just live in peace!?" Dexter screams as the Malones are almost upon him. Nah, screw peace. After the various family members (and associates) are done butchering the convicted enforcer, Bernard sticks his sword into the man's head, raising it high for all to see. "Ding, dong, the witch is dead!!" he proclaims loudly. "Oink." And that is the end of Dexter Fairbanks (def). ~~~ Day 5 will be up shortly Edited September 13, 2013 by Tamamono
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