Quarryman Posted July 8, 2011 Author Posted July 8, 2011 Small mod note: as Sandy made me aware of I had made a small mistake when stealingcopying the rules, rules 7 and 8 contradicted each other slightly, this has now been corrected to say that private communication isn't allowed, as was stated in the signup thread. Sorry about that.
Tamamono Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 If there is an investigator, I believe they should come out only after they've found out one or two of the scumbags. The protector should focus on keeping the most active relatives alive, because I don't believe the not-loyals would go around loudly accusing people. As for any other roles some of you may play, I don't think you should reveal them straight away, but only if you become under the threat of being voted out. Yeah, this is obviously the best course of action. Now, who to point a finger to? Isn't Henry the Chocolate Goatee the firstborn of Quentin? That would mean he's the most eligible to take on his father's firm after Quentin is gone, am I right? I know it's a long shot, but something about accusing pretty (albeit a bit pudgy) little girls just rubs me the wrong way. It makes me rather uncomfortable as well. Henry's accusations are pretty wild, but that alone isn't enough evidence to start casting stones upon him. I know that Henry is inclined to vote for that little girl, and the little girl is probably going to vote for Henry, but what about the rest of us? Does anyone else have any suspicions. Anyone want some pie? I baked it fresh this morning. I would love some, but I think I should grab some napkins first; I wouldn't want to suddenly get a chocolate goatee like my brother!
Hinckley Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 The protector should focus on keeping the most active relatives alive, because I don't believe the not-loyals would go around loudly accusing people. Now, who to point a finger to? Isn't Henry the Chocolate Goatee the firstborn of Quentin? That would mean he's the most eligible to take on his father's firm after Quentin is gone, am I right? I know it's a long shot, but something about accusing pretty (albeit a bit pudgy) little girls just rubs me the wrong way. "Blah blah blah. I don't think people who loudly accuse others are non-loyal, let me loudly accuse a person who was loudly accusing someone else." So, you're trying to make us believe you're loyal by loudly accusing me, yet I was loudly accusing Pudgy Petra, which according to your first statement, makes me loyal. You're looking rather pudgy too right now. Henry's accusations are pretty wild, but that alone isn't enough evidence to start casting stones upon him. Actually, they're not wild. Think about it. Petra comes to the Confirmation Thread Family Reunion and asks what are we to do about the threat to our family. This is before Father spoke with us about the threat to our family. So, how did Petra know about the threat to our family before Father mentioned it?
Tamamono Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Actually, they're not wild. Think about it. Petra comes to the Confirmation Thread Family Reunion and asks what are we to do about the threat to our family. This is before Father spoke with us about the threat to our family. So, how did Petra know about the threat to our family before Father mentioned it? Okay, you're making way too big a deal out of this. Everyone knows that this is a mafia game and it was stated in the Sign Up thread that there are Not Loyals Petra spends too much time listening to the gossip of Dad's 'associates'. Also, keep in mind that Petra wasn't the only one to acknowledge the threat to the family before Dad officially confirmed it. Jacob (or is it James?) checking in. Pleased to be here, hopefully we can stomp out this threat to the family as quickly as possible. See? If you're going to go around accusing people, you should at least try not to pick pointless reasons to do so.
Hinckley Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 See? If you're going to go around accusing people, you should at least try not to pick pointless reasons to do so. Oh, thank you so much for pointing out that PP (Pudgy Petra) said she wants to stamp out the threat. Now I realize she is loyal. If she wasn't loyal she would be saying "I want to kill you all for I am not loyal to this family. I want to stomp out the loyal members." So, when do you think the Non-loyals will begin revealing themselves to us and making it easy on us, ya fruitcake? Really, I don't think I've ever been so annoyed by a defense. I bet if you ask, we may all say we're loyal and we want to stop out the scum. Then what? Game Over? The most interesting thing coming out of my accusation of PP is the way that you (Tammo) and Sammy are defending her. Have the scum given themselves away on day 1? Pudgy Petra, Tammo and Sammy=Non Loyal faction. Game over.
CorneliusMurdock Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Sadly at this stage there are only pointless reasons to accuse anyone. As evil-looking Henry says, the Non-Loyals aren't going to declare themselves for us and without investigations results or any voting patterns yet there's just not a lot to go on but our earlier small talk. I don't think my darling Petra is scummy but since I'm not the kind of mother that follows my child around at all times (You gotta get your hair done sometime, right?) the possibility is there. But I don't see anything particularly condemning in her talking earlier, Henry, so I don't know why you're so focused on her. It's kind of creepy. I don't think I'm going to let you babysit any time soon.
Tamamono Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Oh, thank you so much for pointing out that PP (Pudgy Petra) said she wants to stamp out the threat. Now I realize she is loyal. If she wasn't loyal she would be saying "I want to kill you all for I am not loyal to this family. I want to stomp out the loyal members." So, when do you think the Non-loyals will begin revealing themselves to us and making it easy on us, ya fruitcake? Really, I don't think I've ever been so annoyed by a defense. I bet if you ask, we may all say we're loyal and we want to stop out the scum. Then what? Game Over? The most interesting thing coming out of my accusation of PP is the way that you (Tammo) and Sammy are defending her. Have the scum given themselves away on day 1? Pudgy Petra, Tammo and Sammy=Non Loyal faction. Game over. I'm very sorry that I annoyed you with my defense. I'm not saying that PP is loyal just because she said that she wants to stamp out the threat to the family, and I'm not defending her either, I'm simply saying that your accusation is poorly based. I fully understand that she might really be plotting to riddle us all full of holes tonight with her enormous Gatling Gun, but the same might be true about you. I don't expect the scum to give themselves away on Day 1, but I also don't think we should be randomly pointing fingers based off faulty evidence. We should really stop fighting about this and calmly choose the best course of action. If that means voting off Pudgy Petra, then that's what we have to do to protect our family. The real scum are probably sitting off somewhere on the sidelines, laughing their a$$es off while we bicker.
Hinckley Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Sadly at this stage there are only pointless reasons to accuse anyone. As evil-looking Henry says, the Non-Loyals aren't going to declare themselves for us and without investigations results or any voting patterns yet there's just not a lot to go on but our earlier small talk. I don't think my darling Petra is scummy but since I'm not the kind of mother that follows my child around at all times (You gotta get your hair done sometime, right?) the possibility is there. But I don't see anything particularly condemning in her talking earlier, Henry, so I don't know why you're so focused on her. It's kind of creepy. I don't think I'm going to let you babysit any time soon. So, our suspects are PP: Made an odd statement at the family reunion, that nobody but I think could mean she's scum Me: Because I'm creepy and evil looking Anybody else got anything?
Sandy Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 So, then you are openly accusing Petra of being the spawn of Satan scum, Henry. Sorry, I wasn't sure if you were serious about that earlier. I wasn't defending her either, I was suspicious of you. As much as it disturbs me to target a little girl, she is a bit too trigger happy for her age, isn't she? If others vote for her, I'm in as well. Sorry, PP.
Tamamono Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Sadly at this stage there are only pointless reasons to accuse anyone. As evil-looking Henry says, the Non-Loyals aren't going to declare themselves for us and without investigations results or any voting patterns yet there's just not a lot to go on but our earlier small talk. It's true. However, we do need to vote someone off today, and Henry's right, the scum aren't about the wave flags saying "I'm evil!" above their heads and wait for us to kill them. So, our suspects are PP: Made an odd statement at the family reunion, that nobody but I think could mean she's scum I don't know why you're so adamant in thinking that Pudgy Petra is scum just because she said that there is a threat to the family. It reminds me so very much of a soap opera I watched recently about a bunch of tourists who become stuck at a resort with a few Mafia Goons, and the situation became very similar to the one we have here. A strange looking chef came up to a girl and said "hey let's be friends", and everybody freaked out thinking "Oh, no! He knows that there are bad guys on the island and wants to make friends! He must be a Mafia Goon! Kill him!" and then the host of the resort cut him to ribbons and guess what? The chef was loyal.
CorneliusMurdock Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 So, our suspects are PP: Made an odd statement at the family reunion, that nobody but I think could mean she's scum Me: Because I'm creepy and evil looking Anybody else got anything? I'm not saying you're particularly scummy just a little creepy. At this point I think we're all suspects. Except me but I don't expect everyone to take my word for it, I just don't suspect myself.
Fugazi Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 The real scum are probably sitting off somewhere on the sidelines, laughing their a$es off while we bicker. That is quite possible, as there are a few people here either sitting off on the sidelines, or just laughing their a$$es off without contributing anything useful to the design of a Loyal strategy. Perhaps they're spending too much time in secret meetings to be bothered? I'll go over the list and come back with names.
Quarryman Posted July 8, 2011 Author Posted July 8, 2011 And just in case someone needs an explicit reminder, voting is now open.
Peanuts Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 I already told you. Because you mentioned the treacherous scum before Father told the family about them. You scummy scumbag. :hmpf_bad": Actually, they're not wild. Think about it. Petra comes to the Confirmation Thread Family Reunion and asks what are we to do about the threat to our family. This is before Father spoke with us about the threat to our family. So, how did Petra know about the threat to our family before Father mentioned it? And as I said before: It had been mentioned before the Confirmation Thread Family Reunion speach, but already in the sign up thread when we arrived here. It makes me rather uncomfortable as well. Henry's accusations are pretty wild, but that alone isn't enough evidence to start casting stones upon him. I know that Henry is inclined to vote for that little girl, and the little girl is probably going to vote for Henry, but what about the rest of us? Does anyone else have any suspicions. You know, I'm just chatting. Yet I'm not suspicious of Henry at all, despite his chocalate face and his talking about babies. Oh, thank you so much for pointing out that PP (Pudgy Petra) said she wants to stamp out the threat. Now I realize she is loyal. If she wasn't loyal she would be saying "I want to kill you all for I am not loyal to this family. I want to stomp out the loyal members." So, when do you think the Non-loyals will begin revealing themselves to us and making it easy on us, ya fruitcake? Really, I don't think I've ever been so annoyed by a defense. I bet if you ask, we may all say we're loyal and we want to stop out the scum. Then what? Game Over? The most interesting thing coming out of my accusation of PP is the way that you (Tammo) and Sammy are defending her. Have the scum given themselves away on day 1? Pudgy Petra, Tammo and Sammy=Non Loyal faction. Game over. I think he didn't mean that I can't scum because I've said I'd like to kill the scum, he meant that following your theory Dad should be as suspicious, as he talked about the scum even before I did. And do you really believe any half-way intelligent scum would give themselves away by defending their member against such weak accusations? Would make it rather easy for us to get them, don't you think? As much as it disturbs me to target a little girl, she is a bit too trigger happy for her age, isn't she? If others vote for her, I'm in as well. Sorry, PP. That's the video games' fault, not mine!
Shadows Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Oh I see... that's rather awkward. Does Irena know? She is your wife, she has a right to know who you've been thrusting with at night. My husband only thrusts and squirms with me, you filthy harlot! Anyone want some pie? I baked it fresh this morning. Oh god yes! You know how much I love your pie! I cry a little inside when I imagine that your husband is enjoying it instead of me. I mean, um, sure, I could have some, you know I love a good piece. So, our suspects are PP: Made an odd statement at the family reunion, that nobody but I think could mean she's scum Me: Because I'm creepy and evil looking You have a point there. I'm not sure which one of those is actually the point. I'm sorry, I could really go for that pie now. *licks lips, slowly*
Sandy Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Oh god yes! You know how much I love your pie! I cry a little inside when I imagine that your husband is enjoying it instead of me. I mean, um, sure, I could have some, you know I love a good piece. Oh Irena, please! Do not eat that slut's pie! It could be seething with poison for all we know!
Tamamono Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 It could be seething with poison for all we know! I certainly hope not; I just finished my second piece...
Dragonator Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Anybody else got anything? I've got pie. For lunch! My husband only thrusts and squirms with me, you filthy harlot! SLUT! FILTH! Don't make me fetch the whip! Oh god yes! You know how much I love your pie! I cry a little inside when I imagine that your husband is enjoying it instead of me. You may have a slice of my pie any time, dear sister in-law. Oh Irena, please! Do not eat that slut's pie! It could be seething with poison for all we know! At least I let Irena eat my pie. When did you last eat her delicious mouth-watering pie? Been a while, hasn't it? Bet you've been digging into that revolting pie your receptionist makes though.
Sandy Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 At least I let Irena eat my pie. I wouldn't touch your pie with my a ten-foot pole, Drag-Queena.
JimBee Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Henry, at first I thought you were joking, but now I see that you're serious, and your claim is ridiculous. Of course there's a threat, there always is in these games... of life. Does this make Petra scum? No, but have her reactions led you to further believe that she is? I'll leave the answer up to you. Right now, I agree with Sammy. I think our best course of action is to see who's been sitting back and watching while the rest of us throw accusations around. This is where the real scum will be, trying to fly under the radar. Sadly at this stage there are only pointless reasons to accuse anyone. As evil-looking Henry says, the Non-Loyals aren't going to declare themselves for us and without investigations results or any voting patterns yet there's just not a lot to go on but our earlier small talk. You're so smart my lovely wife! This is true, we can't really suspect anyone at this point, but we have to vote someone off, or we'll likely lose a loyal family member in the night at random. I suggest starting with that list that Sammy so kindly offered to make for us.
Sandy Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 I suggest starting with that list that Sammy so kindly offered to make for us. Nuh-uh, that wasn't me. Fuchsia was the one who made that promise.
JimBee Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Oops, sorry. In any case, I'm also going over what's been said (or rather, what hasn't) today, to see who's been quiet.
Dannylonglegs Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 SLUT! FILTH! Don't make me fetch the whip! Oooh, I like where this is going! Yes, the whip! Fuchsia, you have a whip, right? Or was that someone else? Thus-far, the family seems split between Henry and Petra, or rather, several people are defending Petra, and Henry seems to suspect her because she said something or other about about threats while everyone else was burying his or her face in pie. Children don't even like pie yet! I gotta say, Henry seems to be shooting in the dark, and not really hitting anything. I don't think though, that this makes him un-loyal. And I can't say that I think Petra is un-loyal. I'm conflicted. Aside from accusing Petra, Henry has done nothing that would indicate to me that he's scum. And, as others have pointed out, that's not scummy behavior. Still, Henry's a veteran and may just be accusing Petra to gain our trust. So confused! Maybe it's all this pie.
Fugazi Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Right, I'm back. With the whip! Let's see who's been acting suspiciously around here... Irena -- Good spirited, clean funny girl. Nothing constructive though, looks like she's trying to fly under the radar. Dragana -- copy-paste: Good spirited, clean funny girl. Nothing constructive though, looks like she's trying to fly under the radar. Richelle -- very quiet, probably busy chatting secretly with her dark allies. Rupert -- very quiet too, likely busy with Richelle. Of course I don't believe they're all Not Loyal, and perhaps the most treacherous are not on this list. Opinions?
Sandy Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 Richelle -- very quiet, probably busy chatting secretly with her dark allies. That does it. Richelle has been one of the most silent ones today, and if she doesn't contribute she might as well go. Thus I vote: Richelle/Ricecracker.
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