General Redwater Posted August 4, 2010 Posted August 4, 2010 Before I start this entry I would like to apologize about the picture quality. I had a vacation to the city recently, and I dropped my camera on the concrete sidewalks. Since it broke almost instantly, I had to use one of my older cameras, made a few years ago, that takes very bad pictures. So I would just like to apologize. Now, onto the entry!: Captain Green Hairs bad Birthday! Prologue: Few Bluecoats remained. After the repeated loses of the Bluecoat army at Croissant valley, Fugazi farm, and Blue-hair-hill, all but five generals were captured or killed, and fewer that a hundred Bluecoats remained. Two of the Bluecoat generals, Oky Wan Kenobi and The Inventor, were captured in the forest by one of our scouts. We didn't even have to torture them, they spoke quicker than Croissant with no croissants for one hour. They said that the Bluecoat generals have been hiding in Croissant's new ship Le Vesta. They planned to come to land on Captain Blue Hair's Birthday, and have a pool party. His Birthday was tomoorow, and that day, the Redcoat leaders decided, they would attack, and end this war. The next day, in front of the pool: Outside of the pool party, two Bluecoat honor guard members(an ancient regiment started during medieval times)stand in the front of the building. Bluecoat#2: Guess what! Bluecoat#1: What? Bluecoat#2: A few hours ago on the ship I was eating in the hold while playing with a few rats, and Captain Blue Hair came up to me with his pistol and pointed it at my head. He said "It's my Birthday!, so I get my one wish!" Then he cocked the pistol and said: "Now keep moving until you get into that compartment." Bluecoat#1: Then what did he say? Bluecoat#2: Then he instructed me to take my- But the rest was cut short, for the Redcoat group had attacked, capturing these two silently. Ratshot: Redwater, isn't this starting to look like you'r other entry? I mean, you found where they are hiding, captured the guards, and are about to find and capture the enemy. It sounds an awful lot like the older one. Redwater: You'r right, it sort of is, but I guess that will change soon. Now let's get in there and find them. Inside the pool, the Bluecoats party and talk among themselves. Green Hair's head was wet, revealing that the blue hair was actually die. Green Hair- So then I told him to take off his- Croissant- Oh I know what happened! You told him to- Fugazi- Quiet you! Let him speak! Then the order came: Attack! Croissant, armed only with a croissant, attempted to fight back but to no avail. Fugazi tried to escape, but was cut down by ZCerberus. Blue Hair, thinking this was part of the party smiled and exclaimed: This is the best party ever! But He too was captured. The Redcoats dragged them outside, and put together a list of actions that the Bluecoat leaders had done against the Redcoat crown. Then they decided the best way that the Bluecoats can pay for what they had done. Redwater read the list: Criossant, for putting many heads of Redcoats in jars, you are now sentenced to never ever eat a croissant again! Green Hair, for countless crimes against the Redcoat empire, you shall be forced to destroy and disemble every motorcycle that you own. Fugazi, for helping aid the inventor in taking my pink teddy bear , which is personal, you shall be experimented on until you die! All three Bluecoats were shocked, but Captain Green Hair couldn't take it, and fainted. We sent out several people to check on the Bluecoats, and how well they were following thier punishments. When Captain Foolery arrived to check on Captain Blue Hair, he saw that Blue Hair had impaled himself on one of the metal spikes. He just couldn't take destroying his motorcycles. When Corporal Phes checked on Croissant, while eating a croissant, the scene that was there amazed him. Croissant, being away from his beloved croissants, tried to make himself a croissant out of one of Phes's nuclear drumstick. His head, full of nuclear energy, exploded, in an amazing display of green. Fugazi, thinking he had gotten off easy, was soon to realize that he had the worst fate of all. They used him to test cures for deseases, new weapons, and new inventions. Ratshot: I'm going to test my knew knife on you by- Redwater: This snake bit General Guy, I'm going to let it sting you so I can find a cure for- ZCerberus: I made this new type of shotgun, and I'm going to shoot you in the head with it to see if it works. As many might guess, when ZCerberus tested the shotgun, well, that was the end of the last Bluecoat general around. Bluecoats, not being able to fight without leaders,are now deserting rapidly. Hopefully peace shall come soon. Thank you for reading this, and I hope that you enjoyed it. - General Redwater Quote
Ratshot Posted August 4, 2010 Posted August 4, 2010 Good entry Redwater, Best of luck in the final round! Quote
Fugazi Posted August 4, 2010 Posted August 4, 2010 Ahaha! This is awesome General Redwater! I never expected to have such an interesting death, and supreme honour to become the last of the Bluecoat generals! To think that I will never see my dear Fugazi farm again, and all that because of a pink teddy bear! At least I got a spell in the pool! Very entertaining story, I love it! Quote
Brig. Brick Posted August 4, 2010 Posted August 4, 2010 I do like the old medieval bluecoat uniform, proof our heritage and legacy on Lego good entry Quote
Capt. Thomas Foolery Posted August 4, 2010 Posted August 4, 2010 Huzzah, General Redwater, for another great entry and a commanding Red Coat victory! Best of luck in the final round, my friend! Quote
Zorro Posted August 4, 2010 Posted August 4, 2010 Ha! Nice and funny entry! I only wish the Commodore was here with his funny comebacks and such Much luck with the Final Round! Quote
ZCerberus Posted August 5, 2010 Posted August 5, 2010 I invented a shotgun! A few very good chuckles in there... I always knew Blue Hair was a perve. Good entry and another great Red Coat victory!! Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted August 5, 2010 Posted August 5, 2010 Never eat nuclear food, bad for health. Instead throw nuclear food at your enemies, then it is bad for their health, and wholesome entertainment for you and your friends. Quote
General Redwater Posted August 5, 2010 Author Posted August 5, 2010 Thank you for all the kind words! Ahaha! This is awesome General Redwater! I never expected to have such an interesting death, and supreme honour to become the last of the Bluecoat generals! To think that I will never see my dear Fugazi farm again, and all that because of a pink teddy bear! At least I got a spell in the pool! Very entertaining story, I love it! Thank you! Yes, you should never have helped take it away, it ended up costing you you'r life. Huzzah, General Redwater, for another great entry and a commanding Red Coat victory! Best of luck in the final round, my friend! Thank you for the luck, and all the Redcoats have done amazing victories, it is in our blood. Yea, you really showed them how to die! Personal tourture works best on a Bluecoat. Never eat nuclear food, bad for health. Instead throw nuclear food at your enemies, then it is bad for their health, and wholesome entertainment for you and your friends. - General Redwater Quote
Commodore Hornbricker Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Very funny. Green Hair fainted at the thought of dismantling his motorcycles. That was my favorite line. Very nice. Sorry about the camera but you did a great job despite that. Quote
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