WesternOutlaw Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Part Four: Mysterious Cargo The night's tide caused the Sea Ghost to sway and rock under the fog covered moon. Jim Doohan and Jack Tupp decided to take turns working on the engine repair, as the damage was quite extensive. From the Steering Room, the reluctant crew decided that they would walk outside together to the open air and search the mysterious cargo aboard the ship. A freightened Manny kept repeating, Criatura del Profundo, Criatura del Profundo... as the fog became so thick that none of the crew could see one another. Despite the dense fog, and the black open sea beyond, the air was warm and moist. The feeling was like an evil pulling them closer to the cargo... closer... closer... Demons and horrible thoughts possessed their minds as every step became more difficult. What would they find? What evil dwelled within the cargo hold? *skull* Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 *fart* Sorry, :-$ fear makes me gassy...so does sushi. *slosh* Sorry, fear makes me sloshy too. Quote
Corvus Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Whack* Owww! I ran into the wall! And it's cold! *Go eat chili. It will warm you up.[/b] No it'll be cold chili! I don't like chili! Do it No! I'm not listening! Quote
Starwars4J Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 *fart*Sorry, :-$ fear makes me gassy...so does sushi. *slosh* Sorry, fear makes me sloshy too. Geez, what doesn't make you gassy or sloshy? :-| I think she's full, captain...she canna' handle any moar Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Bennie, what's wrong with you there? Are you talking to yourself? Yes, he is! Oh, that's not good. No, it isn't. We should lock him up in the cargo hold! Quote
Corvus Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 (edited) bonk...bonk...bonk... AAh! It's the noise again! AAH! I don't wanna be knocked out! *Looks up and sees a knotted rope knocking into skull plate* D'oh! oops. It's all good. Edited September 5, 2007 by Mr. Mandalorian Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Geno! Grab that rope and help me tie up Mr. Poking-Around-the-Cargo here. You're in security, you can make a lasso, right? Quote
Corvus Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Bennie, what's wrong with you there? Are you talking to yourself?Yes, he is! Oh, that's not good. No, it isn't. We should lock him up in the cargo hold! It's the plate! It's the plate! It talks to me sometimes! I'm a good guy! Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Hold still while I tie you up. Bunny goes over the hill and through into the cave, over the hill again and under a branch... Quote
Siegfried Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Hold still while I tie you up. Bunny goes over the hill and through into the cave, over the hill again and under a branch... While he is tied up, can I shave him? Nothing like a bit of humillation to bring someone back to reality. ..ahhh that takes me back, good times, good times... .... on the other hand I could just hammer him... :'-) Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Yes and I'll draw on him with markers and tickle torture his feet. :-D :-D :-D :-D 8-| Wait, you mean hit him with a hammer, right? Why did we tie him up again? Quote
Siegfried Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 8-| Wait, you mean hit him with a hammer, right? Only if it's OK with you Capt'n. Why did we tie him up again? Dunno, I'm just going with the flow. :-$ Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Hammer him all you want, it just can mean something different in the States, where I'm from. But, to each his own. Hammer away... I think I tied him up because he was talking to himself, therefore he's clearly been possessed by the Creature From the Deep. Let's drink to tying him up. I'll sing an appropriate song to celebrate: "It's poetry in motion She turned her tender eyes to me As deep as any ocean As sweet as any harmony Mmm - but she blinded me with science "She blinded me with science!" And failed me in biology" Nice. I just wrote "doofus" on his forehead. :-D :-D :-D Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted September 5, 2007 Author Posted September 5, 2007 Despite the demons that cause the Captain and Scotty to want to tie up and tickle feet torture Bennie >:-) , you realize the fog is just too dense to see even six inches in front of you, plus rope would be virtually impossible to find in the thick fog. Bennie is safe for you, but beware the Captain and Scotty once you make it back into the lighted rooms within the ship... Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 The fog and rocky boat are making me sick. I think I'm hallucinating. Didn't I just write "Doofus" on someone's forehead? I thought I did. Excuse me while I peuk over the edge... :-X I'll need more whiskey soon, Scotty. Just making room for more... :-X :-X :-X "You really don't remember Was it something that he said Are the voices in your head Calling, Gloria" Quote
Siegfried Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Hammer him all you want, it just can mean something different in the States, where I'm from. But, to each his own. Hammer away... Ooops. :-$ Naw, I'm no Yank. When I say hammer, I mean hammer. But I think I just need to find another outlet. Drink? Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 *sweet* *sweet* *sweet* Yes please. Where are you? I can't see anything. I can't see six inches in front of me! 8-| Scotty? Scotty? Don't play games please. Scotty? I'd like to have a whiskey. Where'd you go? Whiskey? OTTO? MANNY? Bennie? Sorry about the hallucination shaving... Nerd? Anybody? Is anyone there? The fog is so thick! *bump* I ran into something. I hope it's the door back inside. *feels around* It's a container. I hope this isn't the evil cargo... *slosh* Oh no! I think I sloshed myself again...but my pants are dry. What was that? Is someone there? :'-( "Gloria, don't you think you're fallin' If everybody wants you Why isn't anybody callin' You don't have to answer Leave them hangin' on the line Oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria" Quote
Siegfried Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 It's a container. I hope this isn't the evil cargo... Oh Capt'n, seeing you are the Capt'n and all, do you know what we are carrying? Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 No. Only Stinky know. :'-) I'm so glad to see you. Can I have some whiskey? Shhhh! Do you hear something? :'-( Sing a verse of Gloria with me? :'-( please "Gloria (Gloria) I think they got your number (Gloria) I think they got the alias (Gloria)..." Go on...sing with me... :'-) Quote
Siegfried Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 No. Only Stinky know. :'-) I'm so glad to see you. Can I have some whiskey? Can we open it Capt'n? There might be Whiskey in there Go on...sing with me... :'-) OK.... But you really don't remember, was it something that they said? Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria? A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha, Gloria, how's it gonna go down? Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound? Will you marry for the money, take a lover in the afternoon? Feel your innocence slipping away, don't believe it's comin' back soon... Can we open one now Capt'n? Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Thanks :'-) Don't believe it's coming back soon. Mmmm, that's good lyric! I want to know what's in it. But I'm scared :'-( Maybe we should go in and get a crowbar and a hammer. Then maybe we can wait for the fog to clear up a little bit before we come back out and see what we open. *slosh* *slosh* My pants are still dry, what keeps making that noise? Quote
Siegfried Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 My pants are still dry, what keeps making that noise? Well don't be accusing me; the last time I sloshed my pants was when we were in Bangkok. Seven women I could handle, but I really shouldn't of ate their food! :-X I had the runs for weeks, remember Capt'n! Oh, how we laughed! :-D I've got a crowbar right here Capt'n, and you know I hate being without me hammer... Quote
Hinckley Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 Well don't be accusing me; the last time I sloshed my pants was when we were in Bangkok. Seven women I could handle, but I really shouldn't of ate their food! :-X I had the runs for weeks, remember Capt'n! Oh, how we laughed! :-D I've got a crowbar right here Capt'n, and you know I hate being without me hammer... I remember Bangkok. That was a fun dance. I feel an evil presence... 8-| Quote
Siegfried Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 I feel an evil presence... 8-| Well I didn't shower last night. Too busy and all. Quote
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