Big Sal Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) Location: E01 Tags: None Incoming call from Big Sal. Accept? Sigh... accept. Long! Are you watching this? No, Sal. I'm too busy to be watching TV. You should be too busy as well. Just switch on Channel 1134. You'll like it, I promise. Hello and welcome back to OBC news, with me: Joan Hapley, broadcasting to the galaxies live from Earth. If you’re just joining us, we’re discussing the recent allegations that the wildly successful new line of Octan Mills diet products has stopped working, causing many to suffer dramatic weight gain. With me now in the studio is Dr Perkins, who claims to have seen a number of patients with the alleged problems. Welcome Dr Perkins. Thanks Joan. Also here with me is friend of the show Leslie Haverford, from Octan’s PR department. Nice to see you again Leslie. It’s nice to be back Joan! Dr Perkins, you claim that some of your patients have actually started to gain weight by eating these products? Yes, that’s right. They had all been losing weight by eating Octan diet products, but recently, despite no change in their eating habits, they’ve put on a significant amount of weight. They’re actually less healthy now than they were before they started losing weight in the first place! How strange. Leslie, what do you make of this? Dr Perkins, isn’t it true that medical science has no idea how the body works? No, that’s not been correct for hundreds of years. In fact there’s now almost nothing we don’t know about the human body- Almost nothing. So you admit that these people might simply be lying? Wait, what?? That’s not- Well, there you have it folks. Sounds like there’s really nothing to these malicious rumours. Next up, we take a look at the latest speech from Octan’s Pombe. Some are calling the Andromeda CEO’s speech the greatest in recorded history, while critics claim it’s merely the speech of the millennium. All that and more after these messages! --- Thanks for reading! C&C welcome! Edited January 24, 2016 by Big Sal Quote
SpacerSteve Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 I loved the story. I feels just like I'm watching a real daytime talk show..... Quote
Isundir Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 I loved the story. I feels just like I'm watching a real daytime talk show..... I wasn't sure what to say but basically this yeah Quote
Kai NRG Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Very creative. The rose in the middle of the table looks great too! Quote
Kodan Black Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 A frighteningly accurate portrayal of many "news" programs. Great little build. The constant overdone smile of the PR lady is perfect. Quote
rodiziorobs Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Very funny build, reminds me of the part in the Lego Avengers cartoon (Maximum Overload), "20 crafts you can make from dryer lint" or something. Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted January 27, 2016 Posted January 27, 2016 The judges awarded you 4 points. Quote
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