Col. Brik Posted February 7, 2016 Posted February 7, 2016 Mission: Interviews, F-09 Arium Minor Tags: Kawashita My Redshirt Brigade is starting to get attention in the fleet and corporation. I have been task to increase its numbers and expand operations. Since we have finally mastered keeping the redshirts alive I can start adding personnel. My first interview starts in a few moments. So, it says here you are a capable race car driver....do you know how to fly a spacecraft? No...I only know how to drive a very fast car. Very fast. I appreciate your time, we will be in touch. That interview didn't go as I had hoped, as skilled as the driver is I'd rather not train someone who has never flown anything. The next interview looks promising. He claims he can fly every inch of a planet in 24 hours. "Hello, it says here you are a accomplished pilot, able to see a entire planet in 24 hours. That is impressive. Is there anything else you'd like to add?" "Yes....I only work one day a year." "Thanks for your time, Mr. Nick, we will be in touch." Ugh...where do they find these guys? Let's see, the next interviewer is late but his resume looks promising. Well versed in sword use. Expert in weapons and hand to hand combat. Experienced in flying almost anything you could throw at him. WOW, he has his own health insurance program "Heal thyself Inc." Huh, never heard of that one before. It looks like he really doesn't like working for people and prefers freelancing. Well I can handle that kind of person. My gut says this is the one. "Hi, ah, Mr. Wilson is it, this resume looks impressive, I'd love to have you on staff, when can you start?" "I won't be ready to work until February 12th." Quote
SpacerSteve Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 Hilarious. I would have hired nick though. Think about all he can accomplish in one day. Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 The judges awarded you 3 points Quote
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