EpsilonEta Posted June 5, 2016 Posted June 5, 2016 Location: C09 Tags: Raven have spent the weekend with her family. Now she's heading back to work. Special delivery This was really nice. I will start use saved vacation to take weekends of so I can spend more time with you. Maybe I even step down from leadership for a while. The door screen activates. I have a package for Vichtor Tellarian on this address. What? Oh right, that. Honey, aren't you in a hurry. Maybe you... Woouu! What is that? What is it? What is it? Nothing. We open it later when mom... I recognize the box. You bought one of those? No, well yes, but... I wasn't... I hadn't seen you in a year and... At lest I got one that look like you, I mean, I could have gotten... Wow! It's a mom robot! I don't care you got one. I meant you wouldn't have had to buy one. As CEO I can get most company products very cheep. Wait, what!? This is an official product? Yes. Kawashita is leading the market for humanoid pleasure bots. No one else can match our AI. Ok but why does it look like you? Ever since Octan launched their Pombe, unofficial celebrity products like “Rowena” and “Spicy Steven” have popped up. So I thought if someone was going to brick me I might as well get paid. That sound so wrong. You know what I meant. And you know I relax at home. Mom, what does “brick” mean? It's when a man and wom... We tell you when you are older. Brick me, brick me. Now see what you did. Mom, is it the same brick as in brick separator? Ok, I have to go now. You two have fun Wait. I'm holding you responsible for that word and demand compensation. I'm sure the bot can “compensate” you. No, I mean a mother daughter talk or something like that. Teach her some manner. She respects you. Also, just to be clear on the bot. You didn't mind I used it? No. Cool. So when you get back, maybe we could have a 3x3 brick? No way. Just watching the commercial for that thing creeps me out. And now I really have to go to work. The layout is inspired by a scene in Real humans (a Swedish sci-fi/drama series) where the family get their robot. I also continued with the made up dirty words (no offence to Col. Brik, who spell without a "c". I just built on block and wanted to do the 3x3 brick joke ) Quote
SpacerSteve Posted June 8, 2016 Posted June 8, 2016 So much is wrong with this (in a good way). Hilarious story! I'm looking forward to SpicySteve. Quote
Col. Brik Posted June 8, 2016 Posted June 8, 2016 Holy moly my sides hurt from laughing. That was awesome. Great build and story! Quote
EpsilonEta Posted June 8, 2016 Author Posted June 8, 2016 So much is wrong with this (in a good way). Hilarious story! I'm looking forward to SpicySteve. Everything that is “wrong” you can blame pombe for. At least now Raven go back to work and there will be “normal” stories for a while. (so sorry, no Spicy Steven ) Holy moly my sides hurt from laughing. That was awesome. Great build and story! Thank you and sorry I make painfully funny stories Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted June 9, 2016 Posted June 9, 2016 See you nice simple build. Clean and we'll shot. The story is great! I love how you're handling the sci-fi society in your builds. Amusing, and also well thought through. That Swedish show looks interesting. ~Insectoid Aristocrat Quote
Umbra-Manis Posted June 12, 2016 Posted June 12, 2016 Most of the time I spent reading this I was laughing! Quote
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