Admiral Blockbeard Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) Cpt. PB; Welcome, to EB Olds Exhibits, the knock off of EB News Presents, he he get it... Mrs PB; See what I have to put up with Alice, at least IS is funny... ... half the time Your not here to heckle me! Your here to do all the wif... ahh never mind... You better stop there before you dig any further buddy, get on with it, or I'll get my whip! Okay, as i was saying, welcome to the big shoot off, Here we will put to the test, the Knock off of Lego "Enlightens" shooting cannon against the Lego shooting cannon, let us see whom shoots the furthest! HE HE HE What?!? Your the one doing all the shooting off here! Oh grow up... *clears throat* On with the contest of the cannons Yes on with the contest, my ugly half! I didn't do all that measuring for nothing! That was rigged and you know it, with out further interruptions here are the two cannons... First task for our audience is to guess which cannon is which... which is a Knock off, and which is Genuine LEGO... Green or Red decide for yourself now before going on... While you are deciding, here is our panel of judges; Byron, Majiko and Dragonator. I can now reveal that the green cannon is the knock off, and the red one is the Lego! Congrats to those how worked it out! Not that it was hard or anything, has anyone told you you got pretty eyes!?! Byron, don't make me regret you being on the panel! On with the shooting! Here we have the battle of the clone wars... On the left we have the Clones Reds and on the right we have the Lego Blues I like the blues, its groovy music man Yes... (not with her at all) I read that! *SLAP* Moving on... we have a close up of the teams! Who do you think will win Blocky? Oh great now even your saying it... I think Lego will win by a Lego Mile! How long is a Lego Mile? Twice the length it is from the start to the middle now shut it. With out further fighting between the bone heads I present the resul... what is this? It a appears, Fabuland is making a surprise entry... That bunny looks dangerous. Don't worry i am all stocked up on my Holy Grenades, what is this now... He He this guy is cute, he so small! Dwarfs get angry easily please be polite! Quiet, I'm trying to watch Letterman Okay, the results are as follows. Dwarf is 160 studs Killer Bunny is 96 studs Lego is 192 studs Clone is 176 studs Dwarf not using chain pull! 176 studs! And that dog just jumpped 26 feet! Please note that the measurements were taken from where the ammo hit the ground, not where it ended up. I thought you were watching Letterman Ad break, shh its back on... I'm hungry go get me something to eat! *leaves to go get some food* *Scream* *returns quickly with food* why do you scream! I didn't, that girly squeal was Byron... look i took a photo... The killer bunny was not happy about losing huh. wait i didn't know Dragonator could fly! Strauder; So whad do you thinc your doing hear, huh! What that red dude with the space helmet just say... I think thats the ("temporary") host of EB News Presents *whispers* I know him from his spelling... Quick burn everything leave no evidence *The signal cuts out with a haunting scream* ((Killer bunny scene by Mrs. PB, all other photos (the bad ones) by Cpt. PB, hope you enjoyed!)) Edited August 5, 2008 by Cpt. Pegleg Blockbeard Quote
Shadows Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 The host of EB News Presents. STAUDIE? Oh, if you think the previous examples flew far, wait until you see how far an annoyed moderator can send a blockhead. Only funny half the time? Actually, that isn't my fault. I have to work with what the audience can understand. I'm lucky they get half my jokes. You know... I think I saw that bunny in the castle. I've been suspecting a bunny for a long time, and now one appears in your employ. Vote: Blockhead/Traitorpants Host of EB News Presents... I'll show you. Quote
Admiral Blockbeard Posted August 5, 2008 Author Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) Settle down... I was calling Strauder the host because he has been claiming it for a while now behind your back... read it carefully now... I assumed something had shuffled... Regards Cpt. PB Edited August 5, 2008 by Cpt. Pegleg Blockbeard Quote
Stauder Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) Red-bird to all units bring down the hammer. I repeat, bring down the hammer. Roger that.Over and out. Is that Nannan's Killer Bunny? Run for it lads! RUUUUUN! Stauder. Ps - Learn to spell my name you block brains... First Phes then Adam, now you. Jeez... And you say I can't spell... EDIT - ImperialShadows moved to heckling temporarily, but in the next episode (Thursday) he should be back to his usual hosting duties... Hosting in this case is a different word for heckling... Edited August 5, 2008 by Stauder Quote
Admiral Blockbeard Posted August 5, 2008 Author Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) Okay, I will relearn how to spell your name! ((I hope you did not take it offensively, I realized it was some good material, after the afore mentioned spelled it wrongly...Mrs PB also says sorry. )) Stauder... Repeats 10x... I think I got it now... However with your record are you sure your spelling it right regards Cpt. PB (looking forward to your involvement in MC) Ps. Am I annoying? Edit: I see, then read in first post where it says "host" read "temporary host" Edited August 5, 2008 by Cpt. Pegleg Blockbeard Quote
Admiral Blockbeard Posted August 5, 2008 Author Posted August 5, 2008 I am only hoping to learn from the best... Seriously though, I was surprised the Clone was so close! Where did Byron get too, actually where did my Mrs get too? Oh great, I got a bad feeling about this. Quote
WhiteFang Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 Since when you begin to do hosting?? It must be the Mystery Castle disease infected by Shadows and Staudie in EB News Presents. This is a very good attempt. The pictures are a little dark though. I believed you did it in the night. Will this stint be a new production by Cpt P.B? Oh, try not to type Staudie name wrongly. He can get pretty grumpy and naggy. Quote
Shadows Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 Amateur...Staudie. You know... we could train him. I mean, you need an assistant, don't you? He could even be related with that spelling of his... Quote
Stauder Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 This is a very good attempt. Don't encourage the competition, or your out of a job! Stauder. Quote
Shadows Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 Your not here to heckle me! Your here to do all the wif... ahh never mind...Your the one doing all the shooting off here! Who do you think will win Blocky? Oh great now even your saying it... I think Lego will win by a Lego Mile! Don't encourage the competition, or your out of a job! I swear, you two really are related. It's "you're", a contraction for "you are", not "your" ... AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Oh, and you can't fire WhiteFang, he actually has a contract and gets paid. Quote
WhiteFang Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 Don't encourage the competition, or your out of a job! Am I considering my own retrenchment? I was hired recently. Shadows was just suggesting to find an assistant for you. Edit: Shadows, we answered our replies in the same time twice in the same topic! Quote
Stauder Posted August 5, 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 I demand a vote! Or a build off... But no.. Wait, I have no lego with me, just a bunch of minifigs... a Minifig Build-off! Also, your is quite commonly used. Stauder. Quote
Mrs Pegleg Blockbeard Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Well this is all well and good, but the review... This is a very good attempt. The pictures are a little dark though. I believed you did it in the night. Will this stint be a new production by Cpt P.B? Well let's see it was during letterman, so approx 12 - 1 am? :P We are actually nocturnal (well not really - we just stay up quite late playing guitar hero, and taking pictures of lego) but according to wikki that means were of the "eveningness" chronotype. Ahem yes - so Geoff seems to have a lot of knock off Lego, so if this interests the forum then perhaps we could play blocks against each other for superiority? But what (apart from cannons) is there in the pirate field to test? Oh, try not to type Staudie name wrongly. He can get pretty grumpy and naggy. Yes we've established the importance of removing the aaarrrr - but what's an aaarrrr between particularly swash buckling friends? This IS a review about cannons, we were simply making it appropriate! Speaking of the review, and apart from Geoff's controversial spelling mistake - is white fang the only person with an opinion? *prod prod prod* Edited August 6, 2008 by Mrs Pegleg Blockbeard Quote
Inertia Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 Funny Cpt PB you wouldn't happen to have this rabbit in your employ? That's what Stauder was refering to. Off course the cannons with the BSB don't fire... Quote
Admiral Blockbeard Posted August 6, 2008 Author Posted August 6, 2008 YOUR MEAN I.S. I think I have found us a solution to us being spelling retar... ahh related, http://spellcheckplus.com/ Just apply to affected area to get optimal results. WhiteFang, i think this is a one off, and if there is to be more it will be about knock off vs the real deal! Any suggestions for the next clone review (if there is to be one), Mini figs? Colour difference? Plastic bend test? Regards Cpt. PB Quote
Stauder Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Test the clone flammability and tell us if the gases released are fatal. Staudie. Edited August 6, 2008 by Stauder Quote
Mrs Pegleg Blockbeard Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 Flammability. And we'll let you know... from the grave. Hmm. Quote
Dragonator Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 Hey, this is pretty good, well done guys! I don't remember judging anything. And I didn't say anything in the entire show! Neither did Majiko. Yeah, thanks, that really makes me feel better. Well, at least they mentioned you, that's better than nothing. Think of all the other people they could have chosen. Just be grateful for what you have. You know I'm never content. World Domination is within my grasp. Yeah, as it is with half the people on this board. And I bet you'd not sound so certain when faced with on of Dr. S's tanks. We would see. I always have a few tricks up my sleeve. Besides, I'm doing it for a good cause, dragons truly should be the dominant species, humans are just terrible. Uh, isn't that you too then? Who said I'm human? Right... This is really off topic. Shall we take this intensely interesting conversation somewhere else? Yeah OK, your head will do fine. Or mine if you prefer. Same thing really. Yeah. ... What, is something the matter? There's no need for you all to stare like that. I was having a perfectly rational conversation. With yourself. Shut it you! This is happening much to much recently. Perhaps I should try and contain most of my personalities to the MC threads... You already are. I'm just particularly persistent. Ah ha, well, perhaps you have something constructive to say? Oh right, yes, I'd just like to say, well done both of you. Anything else? No, that will do for now. I'm a man of few words you see. Piff! As if! No matter, I'm sure we'll hear plenty from you, whether welcomed or not, in the not-so-distant future... Quote
Inertia Posted August 6, 2008 Posted August 6, 2008 (edited) Test the clone flammability and tell us if the gases released are fatal. Staudie. Hmmm... sounds interesting Don't try this at home Kiddies! Flammability. And we'll let you know... from the grave. Hmm. Easy, one of you wears the gas mask and the other breathes in the fumes. Disclaimer: Clone brands are not liable for any injuries or deaths from their poorly made products... Edited August 6, 2008 by Inertia Quote
Admiral Blockbeard Posted August 7, 2008 Author Posted August 7, 2008 It has been decided... I am off to find a chemest friend and a Gas mask time to burn! Regards Cpt. PB Quote
Stauder Posted August 7, 2008 Posted August 7, 2008 Burn the fake! Not the offical you nit-wit! Staudie, Quote
Inertia Posted August 7, 2008 Posted August 7, 2008 Burn the fake! Not the offical you nit-wit! Staudie, I have to agree, although, you might want an excellent gas mask, you don't know what goes into clone bricks Quote
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