Super Hero Caption Contest! Week One

[CorneliusMurdock]

Welcome to the Super Hero Caption Contest!

Each week of Super Heroes Month, I'll start a topic just like this one and share a picture with you. What you'll do is come up with a caption that you think could describe what's happening in the picture. The funnier, the better. At the end of that week, I'll gather up all the different captions with their authors in the first post and ask everyone to vote for their favorite. That's pretty much it. I may fine-tune the process as we go, but let's get started.Week 1 of Super Heroes Month:

So reply in this topic with your caption. One caption per member, please. Possible prizes will be announced later.

Any questions may be asked here. This thread is only for entries to the contest.

[dr_spock]

"Mommy, he is scaring me."

[RaincloudDustbin]

" Holy schmokes Batman! There's a giant bogey running after me! That's why mummy told me not to pick me nose..."

Edited November 6, 2012 by TeardropTrashcan

[Captain Nemo]

Yay! Superheroes Month!

“Holy Green Minifigures Batman! What happened to Harry Potter?!”

Edited November 3, 2012 by Captain Nemo

[Praiter Yed]

Quick Robin, show him you're Dick and he might calm down!

EDIT: Kept same theme but changed wording to include more double entendre.

Edited November 4, 2012 by Praiter Yed

[robuko]

^ "It's so big and angry! And green!"

[Masked Builder]

"Hey look Batman, it's a Green Martian!"

[Jackattack7]

"Holy crap Batman, is that what happens when you eat your greens?"

[carlq]

"He was right, Batman! I DON'T like him when he's angry!"

[XimenaPaulina]

"Waaah!!! I kissed a frog and expected a Princess but instead I got Shrek!"

[Sam892]

'Well it looks like Bane and Killer Croc had an interesting night 9 months ago.'

[305Bats]

I can see his butt!

Edited November 3, 2012 by 305Bats

[Kai NRG]

"Batman! Something green is poping out of the blue!"

[CM4Sci]

"I'm breaking the fourth wall to escape!"

Made no sense :P

Also, why doesn't he have his Robin hair?

-Sci

[xxlrocka]

"Bane, Killer Croc and now this! Who's the next dangerous strong bad guy?"

[Legoboy1999]

"it seems that Shrek and harry potter had a child..."

[Professor Flitwick]

"Batman, please, put it away! You're making Dr. Banner mad!"

[HawkLord]

Robin: "He says he wants to borrow your cape to cover the back of his purple thong".

[Kumpelkante]

"Holy Marvel, Batman! This is a job for Green Lantern!"

[sok117]

"But Batman! I said I wanted the Mark Ruffalo version, not the Lou Ferrigno one!"

[Zilcho]

"Batman! I told you I didn't want to experiment in the bedroom, especially not with that!"

[Scorpiox]

"Holy giant green angry monsters, Batman! Martian Manhunter has really let himself go."

[BaraSH]

Robin: "Oh, Batman! What happened with Alfred? He is so angry and green! He is sick!"

Alfred: "Alfred smash!!!"

[The Real Walkers]

"You...two...did....ohhh.... well this will change our relationship....."

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

[Oky]

"That's him, Hulk! That's the guy who says he's Batman, but he can't be because Batman never smiles! Go get him!"