Hinckley Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Players only please! Note to players: This is the real thing now. Triple check before you post that you're not in your normal EB account. Only alter ego accounts can be used in this game. You've been warned and you've had some practice. Also, please note some rule changes regarding your Night Actions. Thank you and have a good time. Day One has begun. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. Non-playing Characters Harriet Slutter, Female, Student at Pigblister's School of Sorcery and Magicky-doings Pandrione Danger, Female, Student at Pigblister's School of Sorcery and Magicky-doings Rufus Whingesly, Male, Student at Pigblister's School of Sorcery and Magicky-doings Faggo Foogoy, Male, Student at Pigblister's School of Sorcery and Magicky-doings Nevrick Longastley, Male, Student at Pigblister's School of Sorcery and Magicky-doings Albutt Bumblebore, Male, Headmaster of Pigblister's School of Sorcery and Magicky-doings Phallonius Phuckwit, Male, Professor at Pigblister's School of Sorcery and Magicky-doings Odor Eaters / Fermentors / anything evil that needs representation Players Ariattny Sugarbottom, Female, Shopkeep Barkonius Twitch, Male, Gardener Bartholomew Bearbutt, Male, Quidditch Referee Belinda Bugglesby, Female, Potato Post Office Boris Biddlesdorf, Male, Goblin Trainer Catalina Kittywhisker, Female, Muggle Relations Dillpickle Catterweed, Male, Herbologist Drubulum Panck, Male, Dragon Keeper Durmudgelous Krup, Male, Wandmaker Flabflom Flimflam, Male, Magical Maintenance Firuz Foxtail, Male, Alchemist Gertrude Tincanchew, Female, Caretaker Godric Goaty-Blather, Male, Shopkeep Helena Hippopaw, Female, Banker Langston Lionheart, Male, Healer Looney Lumpylove, Female, Applesauce Maker Lulu Pittoolo, Female, Magizoologist Nicholas Dickory, Male, Clock Maker Orion Kettleboil, Male, Astronomer Purplonia Pink, Female, Artist Regelius Snoot, Male, Ambassador Rutherford Habblable-Bibble, Male, Door-to-door Wand Salesman Snarky Snickerpuss, Male, Floo Network Repairman Timly Dimplebop, Male, Plumber Twatty Tittlesteen, Female, Barmaid Wong Wang, Male, Mathematician Objective: The Odor Eaters win when they have outnumbered the Order of the Penis, including any third-parties and the Order of the Penis wins when all of the Odor Eaters are dead, including any third-parties. The Rules: You may not reveal or pretend to reveal your true identity throughout the course of the game. Doing so will result in the immediate death of your character. Likewise, be extra certain you do not post in the game as your real Eurobricks identity. If this gives away which character you are playing, this rule will be applied to that action. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Order of the Penis or the Odor Eaters. To win the game, the Order of the Penis must kill off all of the Odor Eaters, while the Odor Eaters must outnumber the Order of the Penis. Any third party player will have win conditions that are detailed in their role PM... Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format only; Vote: Character. Similarly, unvoting is to be done in this format only; Unvote: Character. No other format will be accepted. You may also proxy your vote to another player, using this format; proxy: Character. Naturally, unproxying a vote is also possible. The player with the most votes is lynched. In the case of a tie, there will be no lynch. In the case of a no-lynch, a Role Madness night will commence. A Role Madness night favors the Odor Eaters. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will not end when a majority vote has been reached. If there is time left, a majority vote can be over-turned. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 24 hours, unless otherwise noted. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 20 hours of the night stage, or they will not be accepted, no exceptions. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day, barring any interference. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details and pictures of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. You may not quote PMs from or to other players. Paraphrasing is allowed but no direct quoting. Please refrain from quoting PMs in the game threads and in private. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. Violation of this rule will result in a multiple game suspension. If you are converted, you must accept your new affiliation. If it's proven that you gave up your new team after conversion, the whole game will be null and you will most likely not be asked to play one of my games again. You may not edit your posts. You must post in every day thread. You must vote in every day thread. If you have a Night Action, you are required to use it every night, unless otherwise noted. If you have a Night Action, you may not target the same player on three consecutive nights. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. Please please please use only the confirmation PM I sent you to communicate with me if you can. Violation of the above rules will result in a penalty of one vote per every four living players (1/4 of the active players list) on the first violation and death of your character on the second. Some additional guidelines, although they are not rules that will incur penalties if you don't follow them: The pictures may or may not contain clues. They most likely do not, but look all you want. Wildly speculate. It's fun. Using acronyms, especially tl;dr, or any 7334 speak will cause major trouble for your character, perhaps even instant death. Roleplaying is a good thing and it is encouraged in this game and will be required at some point. So get to know your personality quirks, they've been created for a reason. You have all been sent a role PM in this format: Name: Alignment: Order of the Penis or 3rd Party or Odor Eaters Role: You make your living in the wizarding world as a (occupation). You have the strange personality quirk (personality quirk). Action: Your wand is made of (wood) with a (material) core and your special magic (spell, charm, curse, potion) is (Action*). (Action explanation) *Note that the name of the Action is a Latin mashup of the actual action. The Town blocker and Scum blocker, for example, may have different Action names. If you have any questions about your role PM, please contact the host via PM. Please use the attached image as your avatar for the duration of the game and also leave your character name in your signature for easy reference. Please confirm your participation in this thread. Win Condition: You win when you kill off all of the Odor Eaters and any other 3rd Party or You win when you outnumber the Order of the Penis and any other 3rd Party. (Wizarding advice.) Any Third Parties may have slightly different role PMs.
Nicholas Dickory Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 What? Odor Eaters? Not in my Seks Ewe Alley? We must protect these magic children, eh wot?
Bartholomew Bearbutt Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Oh, it's Harriet Slutter! She's an easy loooover, she'll get a hoooold on yooou believe it! Can I see the scar too? Aaaarrrgh! Odor eaters! Don't worry Harriet, we'll get you to school safely!
Harriet Slutter Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Oh, I suppose. *bends over* I do wonder why it's shaped just like thunder. Very curious indeed. Well, this is somewhat of a dog's dinner we're in, wouldn't you all say?
Durmudgelous Krup Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Harriet! Let me see your wand.. Hmm... Top grade Class S wand. Learn the right spells and this wand will be your greatest weapon. I am no spell master so... Remember the old saying, the wand chooses its owner. You are very lucky!
Rutherford HablabbleBibble Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 We'd better wipe out these distentegrating Odor Eaters as soon as possible before they have a chance to stop Harriet. Who knows what diebetic deeds they intend to commit without her poor head full of leaning?
Ariattny Sugarbottom Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 So... I have a shop, where I assume I sell three things: -Books (naughty ones) -Cream
Firuz Foxtail Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Harriet Slutter! We won't let those stinky evildoers stop you from getting to school. Let me know if you need me to whip up an elixir for you. Actually, this reminds me of the time we had to help Luke get to the shield generator by taking care of those pesky stormtroopers. We were victorious then, and we will be again!
Drubulum Panck Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Harriet, you'll never walk alone when you have a dragon by your side. So, who wants to be stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey? Dillpickle Catterweed? Sorry, I don't do poultry.
Regelius Snoot Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 We need a spell like Odor Eater exposiatus! So we can expose them and then take the fight furbrow to furbrow. Don't worry Harriet, we'll protect you until we can find out how to get out of this balooba.
Wong Wang Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Oh shuttlecock! We'll find the Odor Eaters, Harriet. You're good name will not be tarnished under our watch. My mathematical formulas will help. Like when that giant meatball came flying out of the fireplace and started singing love songs. You guys know that, right?
Flabflom Flimflam Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Oh, I suppose. *bends over* I do wonder why it's shaped just like thunder. Very curious indeed. Oh, nice! Um, the thunder. I always wondered what thunder looked like, now I know. Nice thunder there. Say what, you should be our mayor! Um? We don't elect mayors round here? Oh, nevermind then. So... I have a shop, where I assume I sell three things: -Books (naughty ones) -Cream That's four things, scummypants. I have a shop too, so I would know! It's Myrtle’s Magical Maintenance Supplies, a very reputable store. Now don't ask me why it itsn't called Fallaflob Fizzleflam's Magical Maintenance Suplpies instead. Actually you can ask me, I know! Go ahead, ask me!
Purplonia Pink Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Worry not Harriet and friends; we will get you to class and kill those pesky odour eaters! So... I have a shop, where I assume I sell three things: -Books (naughty ones) -Cream Is it just me or is this 2 things ... having issues with your math? Maybe Wong Wang can help you with this!! Wong, what is 1+1 again?
Helena Hippopaw Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 That Odor Eater was the strangest looking penguin I ever saw Anyway, let's save help Harriet get to school!
Boris Biddlesdorf Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Oh, my. While I am, of course, pleased at meeting a real life celebrity, I am rather saddened that evil lurks amongst us. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. Boy, do I need a coffee. While it's great to meet the Slutterer, I would enjoy peace and quiet... um, butterer!
Wong Wang Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Thank you Purplonia! You demonstrated te correct mathematical formula for adding 1+1 is 2. But that's only if you are in the physical world. The magical based properties of math can make things different when creating spells, a long and involved process that takes a long time to explain as well. But I, Wong Wang, will help explain it after I grab some toadstool and bamboo.
Helena Hippopaw Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Wong Wang, that's a terribly odd name for a raccoon. I expected a far more North American sounding one. Harriet, may we see that thunder butt one more time? I missed it
Flabflom Flimflam Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Harriet, may we see that thunder butt one more time? I missed it Oh, it must be far away now. I saw the thunder, yet I still haven't heard the lightning butt bolt. Wong Wing would tell you that if you divide the interval in seconds by five, you get the distance.
Looney Lumpylove Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Don't worry, Harriet. We'll find those Odor Eaters and get you to class on time! And even if we can't, our Alien Overlords will come and rescue you. I know this because they came and visited me years ago, while I was walking in the woods. There was a bright light, and I heard a voice say "Fear not, we, your Alien Overlords, will always protect the chosen Earth Underlings. Want a sandwich?" And you, being Harriet Slutter, must be one of the Earth Underlings. I'm sure of it. By the way, the sandwich was delicious. It only cost me a few hours of probing and testing by the Alien Overlords. They are so wonderful, even though they are mice. *Eeek*
Twatty Tittlesteen Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 OK everybody, let's make it our mission to keep these kids safe and find those nasty, nasty odor eaters. Harriet, I love your scar, but not as much as I love the sausages that Nicholas gives me. Would you mind tasting one, Harriet? I can assure you, they don't have toomuchjuicesitis, they are instead rather delicious. I would like to note to everybody that I will be vocal, but not a lot throughout the middle of the day. I will be back within 11 hours or so, unless i contract losetrackoftimeitis.... Being here makes me nervous.... What if the Odor Eaters get us? What if they kill us all? What if the give us deathitis? *Twatty passes out yet again*
Harriet Slutter Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Did someone ask to see my scar again? Oh, I suppose... *bends over* I don't want you all to think I bend over and show my bum to just anyone who asks...although I do...I just don't want you to think that.
Timly Dimplebop Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Harriet, Bert and I may just be plumbers, but we will help you wherever we can. Perhaps you need your pipes flushed? ;)
Harriet Slutter Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Pipes? Oh, I don't know so much about that. Maybe they need flushing. I could send a flying potato message to my Aunt Vulva and Uncle Vermin to check. Then again, my fat cousin, Fugley, would probably just eat it. I shouldn't call him fat. That's not very nice, I suppose, considering the Fartsleys have been rather kind to take me in after Lord Moldyshorts killed my parents...even if they do make me sleep in the cupboard under the sink.
Godric Goaty-Blather Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 So... I have a shop, where I assume I sell three things: -Books (naughty ones) -Cream That's two things again! You know, I hear through the grapevine that Odor Eaters can't add... That's just what I've heard though.
Ariattny Sugarbottom Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 I don't know what you are talking about. My math is fine.
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