lone_buffalo

very interesting...

Does anyone here play Kings of Chaos? It if a fun mmorpg and should be played by all.

This is a great mini-series on youtube. Here is the link to the first one. So far they have 6 out.

It is brilliant. Good job *vader* .

I got a B on it. My teacher said she didn't really understand it. I had to read it in front of the class. The thing was that every month we would make an essay on a different theme. This one was space. Another one that I still have is an ocean themed story and a fantasy themed story. Besides that I don't have any more saved.

Isn't there one in Mills Mall, Aizona?

WOW! I really like that European one. This set must be one of the better highlights of lego if you ask me. It allows you to cusomize the house. I really like that.

This is a story I typed up back in 2004 for a class project. Here it is. The Life of a Sith Lord’s Apprentice By: Adrian Harrison CRASH! There went the window. SLASH! There went the table. All I could see through the smoke was whirls of green, blue, and purple. Then, I saw some Jedi. One was a blue Twi’lek; another was a green Nautolan, and the last one was a black human male. In total there were 3 of them. So I pulled out both of my red lightsabers and charged at them without thinking. And as I was charging towards them I see another flash of red, that one slightly crooked. ”It’s my master,” I thought to myself. But as I was running something pushes me back. “Of course!” I thought, “The Force!” then I passed out. Well, actually I was knocked out from what my master said. He told me that he kept the good Jedi busy while Boba carried me to the Slave 1 and got us to Poliss Massa. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Draco Hex. I am 16 years old. I’ve only had 5 friends in my life. One is my master, Count Dooku, but he says he’s only my master and nothing more, another is Boba Fett, but he says his dad told him that there are no such things as friends, only allies, another is Asajj Ventress, another was my old master who failed on training me like Aurra Sing, The Dark Woman, and last but not least, Anakin Skywalker. He became an apprentice a little after I became one. But I was kicked out of the temple after I showed… …My true talent. But Count Dooku saw my ways of learning and taught me things the Jedi never could. Anyways as I was thinking about what happened Boba, Asajj, Master Dooku, and some other Separatists leaders walked into my room. They asked me if I was O.K. The truth was that my head hurt like crazy but I wasn’t about to let my master know it, so I just said I felt fine. Then, my master said we had a “fun” assignment. We had to warn San Hill, a real freak on a planet I didn’t know about that the Republic found out what he’s doing, but we were too late. You could see the explosions from the surface of the planet! Thankfully we found a landing zone not swarming with clone troopers. All though we did have to slaughter a few, it was nothing serious. Then we took a long walk to San’s office while me, Boba, and Master Dooku were killing any clones that got in our way. Then I saw one a Jedi on a speeder. Then it hit me. That Jedi was Master Kenobi! I recognized his lightsaber, but he did look different. I was going to go at him, but Master Dooku said that he hired a bounty hunter that fought in the Great Sith War! “But that’s impossible”, I said, “That happened about 2 thousand years ago!” My master just replied with a nod. Then I see him, Durge! I’ve read about him in the Jedi Annals, but I didn’t know he was real. As he was riding towards us on his awesome custom-made speeder bike all I could do was stare. Master Dooku told Durge to eliminate Master Kenobi. Next, Master Dooku told Boba and I that we should leave now. I was shocked. “What about San? I asked myself. As if reading my mind (Which I think he can), Master Dooku said, “Mr. San Hill can take care of himself.” So we left. As we were in the Slave 1 Darth Sidious appeared on a hologram saying that so far everything was going as planned. The old man doesn’t seem to look upon me very fondly and only speaks to me if he has to. But I could care less. A few months later… There are a few more Jedi that have joined the sith. One’s name is Sora Bulq and the other is Quinlan Vos and I didn’t trust Master Vos until he did some things that even I wouldn’t do. And then even the Jedi wouldn’t trust him, unless he killed one of the Sith Lords. I was hanging around and Master Vos told me that one can only join the Dark Side and not just brush against the Dark Side but he would be the first. And at that moment I knew I had to warn Sora, but I was too late. I heard Sora was found dead and Quinlan Vos never to be seen by my eyes again.3 Years Later… Now that Master Dooku is dead I know longer fight with the Sepratists. General Grievous told me Master Dooku had his hands and head cut off on the Invisible Hand, a capitol ship. I didn’t really like Grievous after he destroyed Durge an Asajj. I really don’t know how he did it, but he did do it. He told me he was going to Utapau. Grievous was a coward. He only flees a losing battle. While my master was fighting Anakin and Master Kenobi all Grievous did was watched. Meanwhile, Palpatine was afraid of me and I knew it. He sent countless numbers of clones and a few Jedi after me, but I still survived. But there was a certain group of clone troopers that worried me. They were known as the 501st legion. I followed them through some of their missions. They went to Utapau and so did I. They went to Mygeeto and so did I. They did there job well. They were like ARC Troopers, yet only a few were. It was amazing. But then I saw a peculiar sight. While I was on Coruscant taking a break from the split up 501st I saw hundreds of them going to the Jedi Temple! I thought I could see a Jedi leading them. Their first stop was the Library. Then I saw a cloaked figure being denied access to the Library by the chief librarian Jocasta Nu who floated in the air and was stabbed by a blue lightsaber! It was Anakin’s! I saw him murdering, no slaughtering young and old Jedi! It was messed up. And I was just watching it happen! So I started slashing at the clone troopers while some of the younglings escaped. After that I see some more younglings hiding in the council room. I had to save them from Anakin. But then who else but Anakin stopped me. He said “Aren’t you supposed to be bad?” and I replied, “Aren’t you supposed to be good?” So we dueled for what it seemed forever. But then he used the force to choke me until I my eyes closed… …I awoke to the noise of Jedi talking around me. I was still at the temple! And those “Jedi” were actually clones dressed up as Jedi. Thankfully the clones thought I was dead. And there I lay undisturbed hardly breathing, that is until a clone kicked me to see if I really was dead. So I did the only reasonable thing to do. I popped up and “disconnected” him from the rest of his body. All the other clones in the area had a slow reaction time, which made it easier to make quick work of them. But frankly there were a lot more. I barely escaped with my life. For the next week all you heard about was “The Jedi Rebellion”, and “The First Galactic Empire” and not only that but I found out all those younglings I helped barely made out the Temple before they were shot! It was messed up. It was only then that I noticed Palpatine was Darth Sidious! I didn’t know what to do. Durge was destroyed. Asajj ran off somewhere. Everybody on my side was gone. I had nothing So I went into hiding and put myself into a 20-year trance. 20 Years Later… I can hear but I can’t see. I can open up my eyes a little but not very much. I think I’m in a bacta tank although I only have the force, and my ears to count on. Then, somebody pulled me out. He said he was an imperial scientist. He said some guy named Lord Vader found me. I couldn’t remember who he was but I knew I heard that name somewhere. To tell the truth I didn’t even know what my name was. But just then another guy came in. From the way he was dressed I could tell he was important. He started to talk to the scientist. Something was wrong. I knew this because of the way the two were talking. Next, all of the scientists empty the room and simple infantry flooded the room they looked like clone troopers except their armor looked like it was plastic. “They are here to insure your arrest,” one said. And at that moment I knew something was diffentaly something was wrong. So I used the force to throw them around the room. After that I picked up 2 blaster pistols and shot at everything I saw move. I went into a hallway that led into another room. This was the room all the scientists were hiding in. I shot each and every one of them. I checked all of their pockets and found well over a thousand credits. “This is a good start”, I said to myself. I looked around and found out I was on a research facility. That was the reason over half the people there didn’t dare to fight me. Then I saw a room that read “WEAPONS ROOM, AUTHORIZED PERSONAL ONLY”. Sounded good. So I took a keycard from one of the dead scientists. I went inside and saw the coolest things ever. After that I saw something that really caught my eye. It was an amazing lightsaber. The saber blade was gold! So I took it. One of the scientists that I didn’t kill said it was for Lord Vader, there’s that name again. So I just cut him in half. After a few minutes of walking around I found the hangar. I took a craft that kind of looked like a V-wing, except it was pure black and was bigger. I had nowhere to go so I just went to Tattoine. The place was swarming with more of the infantry people except all of them had blaster rifles. One asked for my I.D. I said I didn’t have one. So he pulled out his D-15 blaster rifle. Thankfully a group of Rodians came out of a building and shot the guy who was talking to me but they were eventually overpowered and shot down. I went in to something that resembled a bar. I looked around and all I saw was a bunch of losers. All of a sudden a Hutt walked up to me and said, “What are you doing here?” “Looking for a home”, I replied. He raised his fist and was about to slam it down on me, but I easily jumped and dodged the fist. The Hutt started to throw hits at me, but since he was as clumsy as I was graceful, none managed to hit me. After the Hutt was worn out I started to leave. That is until I saw a flier stating that for bringing in a “rebel” you could get hundreds of credits. Maybe I can become a bounty hunter… 10 Years Later… I am now a bounty hunter. I’ve killed Jawas, Tusken Raiders, other bounty hunters, rebels and even managed a few Jedi onto my list of kills. Although the Emperor is now dead and there is a New Jedi Order I still hunted. I noticed young Skywalker and his power. He is said to be the most powerful lightsaber user this galaxy has ever seen. I’d have to agree there. I am nothing but an old man with a lightsaber now. But I am richer then Jabba the Hutt ever could be. I have millions upon trillions of credits. I was looking for a Tusken Raider Jedi by the name of A’Sharad Hett. I am going there to slay him before he can rejoin the Jedi. He barely survived the massacre when Order 66 was executed. And a bounty hunter didn’t kill him like his dear old dad. So I thought I’d finish the job. After I landed I let the force guide me. I followed, as it grew stronger. But it was also getting darker the closer I got. There was a force sensitive person in a tusken camp. “I hit jackpot,” I said myself, but the camp was empty. “Strange”, I thought so as I looked around, none other then Aurra Sing attacked me. We went at each other like a couple of starved Krayt Dragons and both got tired. In one quick, graceful move she slashed and stabbed me. Everything was going black and I fainted… THE END So that was my short story. I really had nowhere else to put it so I put it up here. Go ahead and close it if you admins. feel you need to. Hoped you like.

It's man's best friend versus man's best toy!

Hells Yah! Only for a Venom or a black Spiderman, though.

Darth Bane and the Sith Hey younglings, train it loose together The force's hitting something That's been known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted sith tonight So stick around You're gonna hear screams of death Solid walls destroyed Say, Hoth and the Jedi, have you seen them yet But they're so spaced out, Darth Bane and the Sith Oh but they're powerful and they're merciless Oh Darth Bane he's really mean He's got black clothing, force lightning You know I read it in the Jedi code Darth Bane and the Sith Hey younglings, plug into the holos Maybe they're apprentices But Bane makes them Sith lords We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight our masters out in the streets To find who's right and who's wrong If you want to try singing this and put it on youtube, google, etc. then go ahead and do it. Tell me what you think.

My stomach hurts from laughing so much! The part "now you're getting you're @$$ kicked by the Wii" Great find!

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John When are you gonna come down When are you going to land I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man You know you can't hold me forever I didn't sign up with you I'm not a present for your friends to open This boy's too young to be singing the blues So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road What do you think you'll do then I bet that'll shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again Maybe you'll get a replacement There's plenty like me to be found Mongrels who ain't got a penny Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I will play! Quit the spam, lone buffalo |-/ - Starwars4J

I would try going to kinko's, if you have a laptop. They might be able to help you.