Cameron Tattersall - Jack: "THIS is what happens when you run out of rum!" - 1 point
Anita Eenink - Jack: 'You won't live to remember it, but a fight with Jack sparrow is as refreshing as a slap in the face with a wet fish'. - 1 point
Sergio Robledo-Maderazo - [Jack raises the fish and slaps it upside the head ceremoniously.] "'Aqua de vida!' ... Hmm... Let's see... 'Parlay?"' - 1 point