Enter two soldiers in HC garb running.
"We have to find someplace to hide!" one mercenary said.
"Maybe if you hadn't misinterpreted the Ulandian orders to steal Desert King uniforms, and not High Council ones."
"Well, it's not my fault! Anyway lets hide in this alley."
"Now we need to change. Because right now everyone in the city will kill us."
"Forget it i'm resting. Wait, did you hear that?"
Fugue in D Minor starts playing softly
"It's just an organ. This city is full of rich merchants."
"Its getting louder"
"The wall is falling! Run!"
A sickening splat seconds later was drowned out by the close of the song.
Here's the elderly merchant contributing his Music to the war effort.
My entry for WZ14. C&C Appreciated!