Burp
As Captain Bran arrived in Quinnsville the welcome he received was warm. The first evening a celebration was prepared with coffee, chocolate, female entertainment and of course rum! Still with the sun on the horizon, everyone attending the festivity was drunk till the bone.
Captain Bran had to take a break from the alcohol and strolled into the woods surrounding the village. He wandered off, till his bladder couldn’t hold it anymore. The captain looked around to find a quiet spot to take a leak. Behind some bushes he found a fountain. “Strange spot for the mayor to build a fountain”; he thought. But his intoxicated mind brought the bad up and before he knew it, the result of his evening drinking was splashing in the fresh water sprouting from the ornament.