Sandwood Town Shootout
"Deadeye Bill and his gang were at it again. The most notorious gang known to Sandwood Town came to snatch up a couple of sacks o' gold at the local bank, as usual.
'Not if I got somethin' to say bout that', Sheriff Dave must've said, before gettin' shot down by Leroy "the Gambler", one of Bill's fellow outlaws. Cold as a wagon tire.
And the other one, Dynamite Juan "the Mexican", was just shootin' away at it. This robbery committed by three dodgasted chuckleheads
soon became one of the bloodiest shootouts ever seen by this rottin' little town..."