Arr mateys, it is Talk Like A Pirate Day 2017! It seems even Batman is taking to the Seven Seas, to plunder and drink rum:
Batman in full pirate regalia, aboard his trusted "Black Bat". Who needs more than one sail? Who needs cannons? He's Batman!
It is a rather simple construction, aye.
Loot is aplenty, and you need some room for your batarangs.
So celebrate todays most piratey holiday, and may your rum bottle go never dry!