then skilzz1 walked up with...

with a peice of bacon so he..

..got destroyed by Safer Chuck Norris's Supernova Roundhouse Kick. But, suddently..

out of no where, a giant penguin appeared and...

immediately forged a ring of power in Mount Doom because...

he tried to make a forged oval of power and failed. The penguin, now empowered with a forged ring of power...

...hits Safer Chuck....

and blows up the world. Now only the EB forum members and Chuck Norris are alive so PSPguy and SIR Nadroj walk over and watch Sinner and Hinckley maki9ng up when Spiderman and Venom walk by, as friends, making everything confusing and *yoda* says...

"Yo ho and a bottle of rum" which, I agree, was quite...

..predictable.

chuck norris ran by the corpse of skilzz1 and spilled shaving cream on him and he rose up and speed dialed..

1-800-282-2882 because he felt he needed to talk to Rush. But then he looked at his watch... 3:00! NOO! SEAN HANNITY IS ON! IT'S TOO LATE...

and passed out..

Then Sir Nadroj walked in and...

Decided to invite everyone to the Zoo :-D

Sadly they had not fixed the Wampa enclosure so once again Sirnadroj got eaten

Meanwhile SW4J and Sinner were touring the Rancor cage when.........

Piranha

the mischievous optimus-convoy unlocked the cage and... well... you can guess what happened next. After the feast, he gathered the rancor and transformed into...

Sir Nadroj! Gasp! He then...

Once again decided to invite everyone to the zoo

This time they were by the Reek Exhibit when suddenly Jar Jar popped up

"Yousa my friends"

All of a sudden..........

Piranha

Stopped by to see his old pal 5150 Lego. They both decided it was time to end Chuck Norris's search for all the shaving cream of the world so they..

blew him up...

and invited everyone to the funeral

Jar Jar cried, but was soon eaten by the rampaging rancor

Then everyone threw a huge party at Hinckleys House to celebrate being ridden of Jar Jar

So.......

Piranha

..Shakar offered to everyone spiky purple wigs, black clothes, black capes and magical staffs; but....

Sir Nadroj doesn't like the coulour purple, so he took the wig and...

ate it, which was the beginning of many defecation problems but Nadroj was a brave guy (even if he didn't look like one at first sight) and...

threw it up, and handed the now-engrossed-in-digestive-juice-purple-wig back to Shakar and added a witty side comment:...