5150 Lego Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 ..Names himself Grand-high-poo-baa of the world! He begins to make himself funny hats made of newspapper and lego's. Suddenly Hickley39, 5150 Lego, and SirNadroj popped up from under the floor as they were hidding in a seceret underground bunker that was inpenatrable to Chuck Norris's super powers! Chuck becomes so enraged with anger that he..
JoeMI6 Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 ...delivered a kick, which could shatter bones, into the crotch, of Indiana Jones who...
SirNadroj Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 cardboard box. Chuck Norris, being Chuck Norris, then...
Shakar Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) takes the dark castle of the famous wizard with purple hair, Shakar. Chuck Norris is ruthless: with his immense power he turns the castle into his new pick up, he transforms Shakar's pet falcon into a bottle of beer and uses his laser vision to destroy Shakar's clothes, in this way he reveals the purple haired being's true form..... Edited August 12, 2007 by Shakar
SirNadroj Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) which is...SIR NADROJ, in disguise! Sir Nadroj then... Edited August 12, 2007 by SirNadroj
5150 Lego Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) asked 5150 yet again for help, since 5150.. Edited August 12, 2007 by 5150 Lego
Shakar Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 is an amazing swordsman, so he could be useful in the disperate fight against Chuck Norris. They need to prevent Chuck Norris from stealing....
zouave Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 the world's supply of shaving cream. And fullfill his goal to make everyone grow a beard like his. He reaches for the first can when...
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 a wizard with yard long eyebrows stops him. The wizard tells him, 'If you are to shave yourself, you must first shave ME! Mainly my eyebrows.' Chuck immediately...
SirNadroj Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) roundhouse kicked the wizard out of exsitence. Sir Nadroj, angry at 5150 Lego for not getting help YET, then... Edited August 12, 2007 by SirNadroj
5150 Lego Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) decided that this was way to much drama for a sunday afternoon and deceide to through a party in Sirnadroj honor with chuck norris.. Edited August 12, 2007 by 5150 Lego
zouave Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) With chuck bringing the party favors. Although chucks real plan is too find the hidden shaving cream. After getting sir nadroj drunk he.... Edited August 12, 2007 by zouave
SirNadroj Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 secretly tip-toed up to the medicine cabinet, in search of that awful shaving creme, that stood in the way of his well-prepared plan. But while going up the stairs, Sir Nadroj suddenly attacked him, in fear of Chuck going to steal his whiskey. Then...
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 (edited) Chuck roundhouse kicks Nadroj with a flashy finish. He grabs the shaving cream, bounds for the door, but... Edited August 12, 2007 by trooperdavinfelth
SirNadroj Posted August 12, 2007 Posted August 12, 2007 Sir Nadroj blocks the door and shouts "My name is SIR Nadroj!!!!!" Chuck Norris, annoyed...
5150 Lego Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Jumped into the back of officer 5150's Dodge charger police car so he could..
optimus-convoy Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 steal 5150's cell phone and prank call all his contacts. Then suddenly, the car locked Chuck Norris in and...
JoeMI6 Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 ...transformed into Barricade, and began rapidly asking everyone 'Are you username ladies man 2-1-7? ARE YOU USERNAME LADIES MAN 2-1-7' when all of a sudden...
Shadows Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 ... a passing forum member glanced in, briefly wondering just what brand of bricks you people had been smoking, but decided it was best not to ask, and, sporting a rather healthy beard himself, felt the urge to help Chuck by letting him out of the locked car, to which Chuck thanked him by ...
Shakar Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 ...giving him a beautiful, purple, spikey wig. Suddently Sephiroth arrives, impales the guy with his oversized sword (later he'll justify himself: "In the darkness I mistaked him for Aeris") and proposes to Chuck a deal..
Shadows Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 (edited) ... "together, we could rule the universe as father and son and ..." he begins babbling as the believed to be dead but not even particularly injured, but undead nonetheless ImperialShadows (I mentioned being 190 in another thread) rises from his momentary slumber and lops the head off the interloper, again earning the gratitude of a now perplexed Chuck Norris who decides that it's actually safer and saner in Hollywood, so he hops in a passing ... *takes a breath ... whew* Edited August 13, 2007 by imperialshadows
5150 Lego Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 Yellow Camaro, where Barricade then transformed back to the Charger where he pursed Chuck Norris in the Yellow Camaro. The Charger was right on thier tail when...
Shakar Posted August 13, 2007 Posted August 13, 2007 ..Sephiroth comes again. Chuck Norris absorbs Sephiroth's power and becomes Safer Chuk Norris. Now nothing will stop him from stealing the world's supply of shaving cream.
trooperdavinfelth Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 (edited) Chuk, empowered with a name change but de-powered with a longer beard, sprints for the barber shop. He bounds in the door, signs an autograph for a fan barber, and leaps at the shaving cream. Then suddenly, a man with two names, one front wards, the other backwards who is more sir than the first, is at the door before Chuk can escape. Edited August 14, 2007 by trooperdavinfelth
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