Shakar Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 ..similar to a certain legend. A figure dressed in black appears. He has spiky purple hair, big blue eyes and is very, very handsome.
Lord Beckett Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 behind him, appears another guy who looks very much like the previous one but much uglier. "Hello, my name is Shakar", he says and...
Stauder Posted August 27, 2007 Posted August 27, 2007 teh first one starts claiming black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing...
SirNadroj Posted August 28, 2007 Posted August 28, 2007 ...then Chuck Norris kicks Sir Nadroj so hard he turns back into the devilishly handsome Governor he was before. Then the great, and super cool Sir Nadroj valiantly... (Sorry, I could resist mates! :-D )
john cleese Posted August 28, 2007 Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) ate Edited August 28, 2007 by john cleese
casewindu Posted August 28, 2007 Posted August 28, 2007 had a nervous break down, falling to the floor , weeping. Everyone felt sorry for poor stauder and all rounded on Sir Nadroj who was now....
Some guy Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ...armed with a lego 1x1 plate,green. He used it for self defence and...
Lord Beckett Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 his braveness soon amazed Chuck Norris who immediately joined Lord Beckett's crew... the battle was now...
john cleese Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 his braveness soon amazed Chuck Norris who immediately joined Lord Beckett's crew... the battle was now... over, as it is well known the main export of chuck norris is pain. That crazy chuck no doubt ran around the world and detroyed all the enemy ships and forts accidently punching himself in the back of his head at the end of his trip, with the fist behind his beard. Later that day he stared down an article on the internet with ridiculous jokes about him until it gave him the information he wanted and he was so enraged he slammed the revolving door leading from his room and...
Some guy Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 (edited) suddenly a HUGE... Edited September 1, 2007 by Some guy
Lt. Col. Thok Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 Yet another fight between sinner and hinckley. After this was started...
john cleese Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 (edited) A very disgruntled Norris began to make his way to becketts quarters, as he was angry at him for reviving the chuck norris joke fad. Beckett asked him what time it was and he said "two seconds to", beckett "to what?". He roundhouse kicked beckett so hard his foot broke off at the speed of light, went back in time and killed amelia earhart. fortunately beckett wasnt killed because it didnt make contact before this happened.... Edited September 1, 2007 by john cleese
Some guy Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 suddenly a HUGE... Yet another fight between sinner and hinckley. After this was started... A huge yet another fight???
Lord Beckett Posted September 1, 2007 Posted September 1, 2007 (edited) (You two posted your replies almost at the same time...that's certainly the reason... anyway, back to the story...) Chuck Norris had disappeared in the Warp because of his super mighty awesome kick and Lord Beckett seemed to be safe... A few hours later, Elizabeth Swann who was travelling in the area but whose ship had sunk was rescued by the Endeavour. She fell deeply in love with Beckett... X-D :-P Edited September 1, 2007 by Lord Beckett
casewindu Posted September 2, 2007 Posted September 2, 2007 but was killed when chuck norris drop kicked her into the mouth of the crocodile from peter pan. Lord Beckett fell to the deck , weeping. Everyone got very angry with chuck and.......
trooperdavinfelth Posted September 3, 2007 Posted September 3, 2007 started to form an angry mob, when TDF pulled out his light repe... leaf blower? Quick, TDF, hit the little red button! HIT IT! He hits it, and then he...
SirNadroj Posted September 3, 2007 Posted September 3, 2007 explodes. Then Sir Nadroj, not having read the previous posts, and oblivious to all that is going on around him...
trooperdavinfelth Posted September 3, 2007 Posted September 3, 2007 realizes that Davin Felth is standing next to him with a ysalamiri curled around his neck and a shrunken Chuck Norris in a durasteel jar in his hand.
Lord Beckett Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 (edited) - "Will you please throw that in the sea", asks Sir Nadroj disgusted. - "What? My ysalamiri?" - "No, that jar and the smelly soup that is in it" And that's how Chuck Norris disappeared. But then John McClane suddenly... Edited September 5, 2007 by Lord Beckett
Piranha Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Decides to do nothing The End New Story!! One day Sirnadroj and SW4J were on there way to the zoo yet again Some people never learn the lesson :-( Back to the Wampa cave again Sadly the cage door was closed So.................
trooperdavinfelth Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 they kindly asked Davin Felth, the Imperial zookeeper to open the cage. He says no, but SirNadroj and SW4J are persistent...
Lord Beckett Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 decided to open the door as he was driven by curiosity and madness... of course the wampa...
yellost Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 who was bored of having the same whole thing happenning all over again gave them one nasty contempt glance and...........
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