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dr_spock Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 The End. Here is the story so far: Once there was a brothel where various women and Canadians danced promiscuously on a lava river. The world began killing minifigures of greasy owners who were eating feces while building. All hell broke always during a confrontation about burtations. However, severe lava cake produced hazards such as scorching smelly SBDs, vomiting rainbows. while Heabay was planking. Small studs denied them access to Eurobricks quotes. The End. Or is it? Serene Branson. New story: It began when Jack Nicholson saw lava hookers (like a hook) Minecraft served volcanoes double-faults line before catastrophe struck in his pants. It exploded near Amidala. Everyone inhaled pepper because they needed instant gratification. However, nobody desired the death-like stare they received. Discouraged, distressed, and sneezing cheese which way? That Decepticons could start a war against shrubbery. Is possible that Batman with gardens of dingleberries and naughty Quinoa snacks mixed with bacon and cheese bits. Suddenly Spider-man came. He fainted and farted silently. This caused Mary Jane to punch some bananas into his onesie. But he broke his urethra, tearing polybags to heaven. When Chell said, "Thine time machine has landed within range of Emmet's spaceship-flavoured raspberry bazooka bubblegum situationally speaking." She farted rainbows in bed. That's all folks. Behold, there is more to come but it has ended. New story: There existed several iPhones that could be obiterated only by Bugatti Veyrons. However, Porsche wanted uncontested access hourly with the Fiat. Therefore, they procreated then exploded. Thus it lost direction. The iPod imploded with magical dust. Why would Spider-man even tried stopping Boba Fett from the Megablok of poop popsicles in a pineapple machine? But no Chima tribe was prepared to eat Megabloks in a toaster breakdancing on crumpets. After death comes maggots in chicken buckets which is disgusting but not revolting unless fish sticks attack London during the Apocalypse. Specific methods of hospitalisation and coding were illegal unfortunately Indominus Rex smashed octopi with cheese swords aplenty but Palpatine knew something that they might not. Because the Midichlorians were evil psychopaths ruining the universe puppy. Unfortunately they didn't cleanse their bodies sufficiently so goats came to Washington again. This time the police were chasing mutant chicken that lava was boiling into them. Luke threw lightsabers into a Nubian's backside. It hurted like Hell. The End. New story: I farted on Joey's new shoes which killed everyone here. Little does Joey realise but never underestimate flatulence from your mouth because halitosis kills dragons eventually leading to extinction envolving apples. Joey and Muse guaranteed loans in something sinister before legislation corrupted the galaxies food suppliers. Predators became anxious about buffalo horns becoming edible. They tried mayonnaise teabags but when funny Hobbits appeared the undertaker declared flatulence outlawed. Starlord smelt a skunk in Wakanda pants. Yesterday, Pac-Man bit off Lobot's hand before Gangene set ice cube pies on fire. Boom sticks get wet when jelly soils come out from underneath the Ewoks flab. Yesterday a Stormtrooper vanished under his cankles without an army of Fraggles that ate cheese curls on potatoes chips. Superman jealously flipped his bird at Indiana voters. This story will end now. New story: Once upon a time machine gun lasers chickens tunneled laborously through the tunnels. Tunneling precisely always by eye balling their eyeballs. Suddenly they found tunneling to China difficult. So many inhumans went missing in China and their punctuation deteriorated because someone murdered pedants. This triangular bison jumped sensually across the moon with a spatula mech with huge thighs which broke my back in three places. Tremendous pain soon spread over Australia with biscuits and cocoa. Constipation harms chickens psychologically except flying fowl ones that smelled of dinosaur dung. Elsewhere, carnivorous lollipops ate hamburgers and hotdogs and broccoli and people. In bed sleeps the bear named George. He hated hauling rain boots up steep buildings hourly all the time. During stormy seasons Michael farted in Peter's mountain top cabin. While ignoring the punctuation spots, Bob exploded violently when he held Eternity Gems between his buttcheeks because it felt too good. When popcorn started fizzing up, he jumped into fiery cocoa pits with Cher. Whitefang reduced fractions of friction coloured by fish sandwiches. Toast Klingons with red and white fungus cannons spewed roaring chickens high above the metropolis beneath Nebuchadnezzar. When fate intervened George Washington crossed Erebor on a Dewback with cheese swords tucked Ewoks inside between buttocks and g-string. This is hot said the hairy toaster. Unless it rained fireballs and brimstone noodles. Then a magic man magically disppeared in a hat. The End. New story: A Wookie rode rhinos into the Deathstar at dawn. Meanwhile the monkeys ate large meterologists with brains filled with jello sharks. Sentinels blasted AC/Dc into kumquats! zounds! Unquestionably, the magically delicious lizards provoked thoughtful dialogue religiously among the meatballs. Cheese-wedges came hard drive that started shaking bottles of slime. Enjoy much to much creates foamy sneezing mucus among Corellian nasal skin grafts and other assorted minerals salts. Suddenly Bob saw naked ding-dongs attached to ping-pong big sticks started whacking another gratuitously poor Bob into a mug. Enjoy then a fart tart. After, Mr. Pickles excreted sharks and ended. Meanwhile, clones brands were dissolved and mixed with cinnamon flavoured vodka. Banned potty had melancholy giraffes yesterday morning. Once bitten, Tom mowed over the Jerry curl he ate then farted inversely! Lewd interpretations of chickens have shocked newscasters but the trainers deny any involvement regarding manatees. Lobot had many bananas plus lobotomies plus monkeys on cheese sicks, pogoed and stopped. There is poop on my shoe. It stinketh fiercely. Plus matches ignited on the belly of a dragon while sipping brandy. Onomatopoeia chose a new Spock's MOC sock rock block flock dock chock clock lock stocked cock MOCed Glock wok lock stop! The End. New story: Now beyond the tortoise fortress of doom, Barsoom, Virginia was deceased by farting on Tars Tarkas. Zounds! Soon goons, baboons, platoons, marooned festooned but swooned like spoons do. Excelsior Stan can stand fans span and land Fabuland's hand in sand. When the new car went over a steampunk orange zeppelin cucumber. Then everyone excreted it into trains but it leaked onto outer-space causing widespread panic and headlice. Soon it will smell like fresh monkeys drumsticks and the curse of thunder was thunderous. Soon pandas drove into Miami which triggered a rave storm. Meanwhile, Jayko's "stuff" was fresh out of the mayonnaise. That girl is wanting. Annihilation by avocados inserted into thongs. The spandex was very form-fitting. Likewise, Tim felt obligated to reciprocate. The End. New story: Pants were electrified for electroshocking groins under the cornucopia burrito of McLovin sandwiches. Behold, cross-dressers plus cosplay equals fermented sewage boobies. Yay! Meanwhile, back at HQ Obama lama mama drama started rapping Nicki Minaj songs to Michelle Bachmann. Awkward. Ted Bed from Ed's head said abstinance is totes awful. Lots pots got snow on hot maggots. But butts and ruts rubbed bub. Hubbub tub rumbled and roared over the rosemary bush in Sokovia. Richardo didn't bake spikey pretezels brownies with grass. Meanwhile, back amongst some elephants there be a wild mouse tamer. He started diagnosing elephant's hair with cancer because AIDS prevails. Plus many chinchillas snuggled. Later, back to reality, a fart ruptured time machines into the deep blackhole. The End. New story: Once twice thrice mice blinded Hogar. My fetish is growing plants. Communism spread because money never paid. Therefore, Putin married Diana. Charles wept. He attempted sexual healing by George Bush's methodology while James Brown sang straight through Compton. Justin spoiled mushroom. Meek perish the rich Drake dropped his mixtape. The po-po stank while the dro-dro slobbered over my sandwich. Yuck said Gwyneth Paltrow as Darth Bieber kissed a guy. Christain Bale mingled lightly. Revitalization has finally began in this world. Free trade costed money. When baboons hazed some tourists on Jupiter by howling obscenities. Eighteen Weeaboos traveled toward Galactus. They died painfully. So ends lilfe. Donald Trump committed running suicide. Fired their subject without opposition to sleep. Coffee sucks. Jelly sucks. Cookies suck. Beer rocks. Crisps taste like feces of many, many animals. Alas, the end. New story: Uncharacteristical spaghetti mobbed meatballs despite wizards jumping like fleas screaming. Tribal sacrifices are fun. So Winnie the Pooh devoured Hunny Boo Boo. Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! Gooseberries were growing in masses beside a jacuzzi. Pumpkin king flinged goblins flabbergasting airsoft warfare. Therefore, malicious camels salivated spit up Ron Perlman's teeth. Shoe polish on hair doesn't get any horseshoes laminated. Under pressure, pushing powerful dungarees babies cried over soured vodka. Samuel L. Jackson wept. Samuel L. Jackson said "There's too many snakes on this mother ducking plane!" so Mr. Jackson, BAMF, went nightcrawler. Authorities were flabbergasted by the armadillo Mr. Jackson penetrated. Shaking Samuel L. Jackson chocked on a banana of the Samuel L. Jackson Foundation in a fruitbasket. Samuel L. Jackson considers running for president, however, Donald Trump oozed blood hair from his naval. Wherever we hide is sea. Samuel L. Jackson Force-pushed Nick Fury into Yoda. Who shattered whom? Mr. Glass chemicals exterminated entire colonies of cauliflowers. Toxic diapers poisoned mothers. Samuel L. Jackson executed Senator Palpatine for treason against his motherloving representative, John Travolta. Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump discoed to the Village People and Bee Gees. Meco saw an outrageous opportunity. Yellow jello dancing egregiously. The End. (page 59)
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