BrickTamland Posted September 11, 2015 Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) El Chapo Edited September 11, 2015 by BrickTamland
dr_spock Posted September 11, 2015 Posted September 11, 2015 out. The End. Time for another story summary: Previous summary: http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=109064&st=1450#entry2313795 New story: Pumpkin flavored underwear tastes surprisingly similar to pie. Princess Leia and Luke committed murder incestuously. Liam Neeson vomited. Then Jar-Jar joined up menage-a-trois and Magic Mike. Together they banged Samuel L. Jackson's crush, zombie Margaret Thatcher's descendant, Crocidle Dundee's ex-husband's daughter, Billy Idol's relative, Captain Haddock's niece, lovely Scarlet Johansson's poodle fainted. Soon, babies invented light-pacificers for wartime politics. Hence, Scarlet Johansson-Bink's poodle-poodle poodled parksroad. Later, Harry Potter started maturing stale potatoes. He kissed Baby Har-Har Binks and vomited. Janitor Lucas mopped up the Prequel Trilogy while gyrating parksroad poodle. Poodles fried next to Colonel Sander's chicken fingers' poodles poodiliciously. Elsewhere, Supreme Chancellor Trump ordered demolition of his border wall. Maniacally, Supreme Chancellor Trump combed his poodle's comb over. Finishing Mexico, he poodled China, then proclaimed poodles could die. Yankees invaded Atlanta and crushed St. Louis. What? The End. New story: Scarlett Johansson-Binks-Trump sauntered across into Supreme Chancellor Trump's bathroom. She extrapolated gothic eyebrows for contributions to the medieval jousting roulette of obscene gestures. Metaphorical saying distracted ScarJoBinksTrump from digestive implosion biscuits baked lovingly by Ivana Trump. People fart. The End. New story: Righteousness failed Chancellor Trump in Middle Earth while his hair metal album constructed numerous clones attacking secret underground mice with fatal toupees of gum. Analogical globes gravitated around Earth and other wet noodles. Uranus orbited the bathtub erotically swirling around Pegasi Major lazer penguins born unto family vacation trips. Clark Griswold drove his time-machine without the proper atomic fuel but crashed into Uranus. Leslie Nelsen piloted molecular snakes bacteria whales Winnebago candy. John Cena invaded Mexico new manufacturing little butterflies for...poodles. All dead. Zombies do have fun! Haha! The End. New story: Once Sir Garteth saw boobs. Then he touched Lego bricks without thinking about clutch power because dr_spock was stalking Cher. Leonard Nimoy and the Priceline Negotiator should invest in Lego and boxing poodles. Suddenly Leonard Nimoy jumped over Scotty. giggling like Sailor Moon. Attack, red shirts ran toward Paul Revere who stopped British tax collectors and prayed for Chtulu although Darth "Babycakes" opened super jumper plagues every single pirate with explosive Happy Meals of pudding. Mexican Donald Trump protestors dumped large refried beans despite sulfurous infection contaminating McFries from McAmerica. Chuck Norris said, "Bruce Lee sucks." when Mr. Small cracks his skull nuts. Barack Obama's llama ate Richard Nixon's nose hair chilli sauce. Therefore, become thou art stupid llama and because why? Therefore, the end. New story: Oompa Loompas invaded Trumpica during the Trump-(Kanye) West War. Josh tweeted Bill Clinton for cookies and milk. Ducks shot geese. Pikachu's thunderbolt zapped Team Rocket pizzas although walls AP World History killed John Cena. Geese pooped on Chuck Norris because he planked on Saturn. Urans worshipped wood that worshipped Sir Gareth's astonishing accomplishment, 1000 posts! "Congrats." said Monty. "Thanks." proclaimed heroic knight. King Arthur squirmed into his armoured underwear so he could start a revolutionary trend. Arthur the Squirrel jousted Mr. Kaufman for the air hose. Pneumatic hoses and Golden Mask of Kittens been forged from silver. Now begins the purge of Trump haters. Hail hair of Justin Timberlake. Hail Hydra! Adam West, ruler of of Cloud Cuckoo Land Cloud Cuckoo Land is is fabulously repetive. Strange echoes bounced off spooky vases shrieking beautifully orchestrated cacophonies. Finally, out of Compton came former President Dick Nixon avoiding impeachment by disguising as a villianous fiend to expatriate Justin Bieber. But falling from Tower of Pisa he managed to crash parties unlike Dick Cheney with the CIA. Alas, no child survived peanut without jam. Coldplay dropped a mic on all the Kardashians with urine scented fecal matter. They loved eau de perfume. Back in Texas Donald Trump's helicopter smuggled El Chapo out. The End. (page 80)
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