Spam Poetry

[Actor Builder]

Suess? Is that you?

This is pure art.

Best compliments a poet could receive. My heart is touched. Thank you.

J4ck, you're welcome to contribute to this thread, as are all, but I think it may be beneficial for me to explain the common procedure...

Step 1: Notice a spam topic in one of the forums on Eurobricks.

Indicators that a topic might be spam are:

-A foreign Language

-A new Member

-Suspicious links to outside sources

-A feeling of confusion or discomfort upon reading

-Talk of weight loss or testosterone boosting

-...Or Wood Furniture, or Supercars, or anything not LEGO related.

Step 2: Report the topic

We do this so that the Moderators can delete it, and others don't have to see it, especially if it contains explicit images.

Step 3: Copy and paste the text from the topic, WITH THE LINKS REMOVED, into a new post in this thread.

This step is not necessary, but it can be fun to see where the inspiration came from.

Step 4: Write a poem based on the spam that you saw, and reported. Post it here!

[rodiziorobs]

Ah, see, #1 is my problem there; I'm never fast enough to observe the elusive spam in its natural habitat.

To complete this poem paradigm,

You must first catch a spam in time;

For if you're not quick,

Someone else does the trick,

And you're stuck writing second-rate rhymes.

With no inspiration,

You'll just find frustration,

And commit further iambic crimes.

Edited July 14, 2016 by rodiziorobs

[Anonknee Muss]

J4ck, you're welcome to contribute to this thread, as are all, but I think it may be beneficial for me to explain the common procedure...

Step 1: Notice a spam topic in one of the forums on Eurobricks.

Indicators that a topic might be spam are:

-A foreign Language

-A new Member

-Suspicious links to outside sources

-A feeling of confusion or discomfort upon reading

-Talk of weight loss or testosterone boosting

-...Or Wood Furniture, or Supercars, or anything not LEGO related.

Step 2: Report the topic

We do this so that the Moderators can delete it, and others don't have to see it, especially if it contains explicit images.

Step 3: Copy and paste the text from the topic, WITH THE LINKS REMOVED, into a new post in this thread.

This step is not necessary, but it can be fun to see where the inspiration came from.

Step 4: Write a poem based on the spam that you saw, and reported. Post it here!

Thank you! I shall take advantage of this, thanks.

[-zenn]

2 chinese ones this morning and 1 english one if I remember correctly.

Rhyming and poetry is not my thing... But hey, you can always try.

Checking threads in the morning.

Cup of joe, these posts are boring.

But what is this! What does it say?

Looks like foreign language to me.

Don't understand all this Chinese.

Hit report, make spambot's leave.

Edited July 16, 2016 by -zenn

[BrickJagger]

2 chinese ones this morning and 1 english one if I remember correctly.

Rhyming and poetry is not my thing... But hey, you can always try.

Checking threads in the morning.

Cup of joe, these posts are boring.

But what is this! What does it say?

Looks like foreign language to me.

Don't understand all this Chinese.

Hit report, make spambot's leave.

Nice poem! I like this one a lot, actually.

[-zenn]

Nice poem! I like this one a lot, actually.

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Edited July 17, 2016 by -zenn

[Artanis I]

Sexual & physical execution? I got a brief image of a small guillotine *shudders*

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

[-zenn]

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Edited July 17, 2016 by -zenn

[Actor Builder]

-zenn, nice poems! I think they are very good.

Sexual Execution... That's mind boggling.

[-zenn]

I'm having fun with this thread...

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I have Wikipedia, just for that.

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It is used in cooking and cosmetics,

it is also called a sodium chloretic.

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you just like to call the difference by a another name.

The colors and variety of flavors are from local clays and algae found,

you extract and give it a slight wash, 'dirt' to me is what it sounds.

Iodine is an element essential for human health,

which is present in salts, but only in small amounts.

Now, I'm done summing up all the true facts,

I see you got deleted, lets leave it by that.

Edited July 23, 2016 by -zenn

[BrickJagger]

"Sea salt has conquered space"

Well, I guess that would be an interesting book........

[Artanis I]

or Lego theme

[-zenn]

Some spam is just so weird...

Just posted in General Discussion

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So I sort of tried to do Haiku style ;

a ring is

width of a little edge

fingers don't touch

or

a ring is

width of a little edge

partitioned by tallness

and

spam and scam

no thank you ma'am

damn this sham

Edited July 25, 2016 by -zenn

[Actor Builder]

spam and scam

no thank you ma'am

damn this sham

Perfect.

[TitusV]

Great job guys, keep it up! I would add a bit to the poetry, if I could but find a spammed thread...

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[-zenn]

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Both in 'General Discussion', weird that they always seem to post only there.

Time to make some poems again, I guess.

Edited July 30, 2016 by -zenn

[xboxtravis7992]

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"Spam trying to strike us at our funeral dirge for Bionicle! Be gone Spam, and let us mourn in peace!"

I mean sheesh, trying to Spam a community in mourning. Now that is LOW!

[-zenn]

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[-zenn]

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Non. La spam c'est la non possible dans la boards de Eurobricks, comprendre!?

Pardon my French, I don't speak it.

Edited August 2, 2016 by -zenn

[-zenn]

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[BrickJagger]

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Canadian in Mandarin

No time for your shenanigans

Amazingly repetitive

Unashamedly a rambling

[-zenn]

Canadian in Mandarin

No time for your shenanigans

Amazingly repetitive

Unashamedly a rambling

Yes, a very good one!

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So they want the dad to speak comforing words to their children, that they will go play guitar and fall a sleep easier?

Spam is confusing.

Edited August 6, 2016 by -zenn

[Actor Builder]

-zenn, here's a quick poem about that odd father...

"Fathering Reduce"

has just one use:

Keeping on record

the guitar fretboard.

Wow, I'm tired. That's probably a crappy poem.

Also -zenn, could you remove the spammy link in the quote? With it there you are no better than the spammers.

Thanks!

[-zenn]

Also -zenn, could you remove the spammy link in the quote? With it there you are no better than the spammers.

Woops, you are correct. Done.

That poem was a bad one...

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*woopwoop* sound of the spampolice *woopwoop*

intrusive.

abusive.

useless.

usage.

uses.

excuses.

A nuisance.

Edited August 6, 2016 by -zenn