Actor Builder Posted April 20, 2016 Author Posted April 20, 2016 Huh! I had forgotten about that. Perhaps the two are in fact related. Quote
BrickJagger Posted April 22, 2016 Posted April 22, 2016 Amendment: BrickJagger, I forgot to compliment your poetry skills. I especially enjoyed the one with all the linas. Thank you, your spam-poetship. Quote
Actor Builder Posted April 29, 2016 Author Posted April 29, 2016 I found a Spam! ["Lawyer" Site Link] - 16500 San Pedro Ave #302, San Antonio, TX 78232 (210) 490-4357 You guys in Texas should give him a visit. I wrote a poem about this! This man says he's a lawyer but he's really a sleaze. He's a con like Tom Sawyer. Get rid of him please! Quote
Actor Builder Posted May 3, 2016 Author Posted May 3, 2016 Time to re-edit your sig, Actor. I was just going to have two "Spam Poet" titles in there when I get another title. The first one was indeed a "Title From A Time Now Past", and eventually this rebooted version will be too, unless I never get another title. Quote
Actor Builder Posted May 5, 2016 Author Posted May 5, 2016 ...Boolbam....Gibberish....Boolbam....Gibberish....Boolbam....Gibberish... Boolbam, Boolbam! I'm no fool, Spam! Quote
BrickJagger Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 An Ode To Spam By BrickJagger I like my Spam canned Slimy and pink It may look unhealthy, But at least it doesn't stink. Copycat brands think they can do what Spam can't, But copycat brands are copycat brands for a reason. It would be treason to choose another meat over my precious For weeks I can do nothing but feast in its glory Little does the Spam know that it is destined To be eaten before the end of this story. Or not..... Quote
Actor Builder Posted May 9, 2016 Author Posted May 9, 2016 I've seen this exact same poem in another thread, not an hour before! I call blatant plagiarism on this! Down with BrickJagger! I jest. One can't plagiarize ones self. Nice poem. Quote
Actor Builder Posted May 11, 2016 Author Posted May 11, 2016 I have some Spam for you, Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. It is from a member, new PA-RUM-pum-pum-pum Rum-pum-pum-pum-pum rum-pum-pum-pum. Quote
Actor Builder Posted May 17, 2016 Author Posted May 17, 2016 Had to Google Translate this from Portuguese, so that's cool. Quer, finalmente, queimar mais gordura corporal e obter o corpo dos seus sonhos? Pronto para olhar mais sexy deste ano, sem aumentar a sua aptidão ou dieta? Tudo que você Trimplex elite! Este incrível [REDACTED] imbecil dupla ação de gordura pode ajudar a garantir o seu sucesso a gestão de peso este ano. Não deixe de pedir a sua garrafa de exclusividade promocional hoje, porque eles não vão durar muito tempo. Se você está pronto para começar a encomendar o seu julgamento Trimplex elite agora e começar a sua viagem para finalmente alcançar o seu corpo de sonho! Trimplex elite Cleane revisão: [REDACTED] And the happier version: Want to finally burn more body fat and get the body of your dreams? Ready to look sexier this year without increasing your fitness or diet? All you Trimplex elite! This amazing Trimplex elite imbecile dual action fat can help ensure your success in weight management this year. Be sure to ask your bottle of exclusive promotional today because they will not last long. If you're ready to start ordering your elite Trimplex trial now and start your journey to ultimately achieve your dream body! Trimplex Cleane Elite Review: [REDACTED] So I wrote this slightly meta poem about it: Poeming this has me quite vexed. Translated by Google, it speaks of "Trimplex". "Trimplex elite imbecile dual action fat" What the heck, I say to myself, is that? Imbecile; Imbecile? I can't make that rhyme! So I switched to a format containing four lines. Quote
rodiziorobs Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 (edited) Allow me to write a less-than-meta poem off of your meta-poem (which I suppose, restores its meta-ness -?) It makes no sense in English and logically, it would seem, it's not that clear in Portuguese, either; a gramática é ruim. Edited May 17, 2016 by rodiziorobs Quote
Actor Builder Posted June 3, 2016 Author Posted June 3, 2016 Spam Haiku Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Quote
Actor Builder Posted July 2, 2016 Author Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) After a month absence, a rhyme has come once more based on a lovely Spam. The Spam: [REDACTED] These products contain fat as well. This will add desired fat towards the body that might be with a lack of a diet. A few of the ingredients in these [TWICE REDACTED] Muscle Building Supplements replace items within the human body that may be lost during exercise. Often desired goods dropped during weight and workout lifting workouts are replaced by the human body cannot. Supplements be sure to execute at your top and are not unhealthy. [THRICE REDACTED] The Inspirational Line: "Be sure to execute at your top and are not unhealthy." Execute him from the top! give his neck a good strong chop! It is grand for man to die! Look at his head fly! This is a healthy exercise! It's always good when someone dies! Edited July 2, 2016 by Actor Builder Quote
Anonknee Muss Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 Stop the chop! Homework kills trees! Stop this madness now! Don't do your homework kids! School is no good for you! Quote
BrickJagger Posted July 12, 2016 Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) Stop the chop! Homework kills trees! Stop this madness now! Don't do your homework kids! School is no good for you! Spam inside the Spam thread fills me with Spam-dread Edited July 12, 2016 by BrickJagger Quote
Actor Builder Posted July 13, 2016 Author Posted July 13, 2016 Spam inside the Spam thread fills me with Spam-dread "I looked upon a can. It was entitled "Spam" Within the can (I'd opened it) another can of spam was fit! Spam in Spam in Spam in Spam, All this and more inside was crammed! And when at last I'd laid my hand upon the final inside can I found that it contained no spam, instead it housed a little man! The moment that I pulled him out, he began to yell and shout and generally thrash about. He said to me "You ugly lout! Go ahead and put me back! Don't you know my name is Jack? That's the thing, I've got my rights! Allow me then, to sleep at nights!" I replied to him as a poet can, "But why sleep you inside my spam? And in my can, that holds the spam? Many layers down you've been! wouldn't you like to see light again?" "No no no, no no no NO!" On the seventh "No" I let him go. He fell back in, upon the spam which was held within the can, within the spam, within the can, and when he'd fallen all the way back to where he former lay I heard him utter, heard him say "Life is much better this way". I closed the can and set him stable and there he stayed, upon the table. How odd it was, how surreal, so I went to find a different meal." Quote
tnmears Posted July 13, 2016 Posted July 13, 2016 That of forum's bane perhaps a markov chain! output of computer an English diluter to spam again and again! (I couldn't resist) Quote
Anonknee Muss Posted July 14, 2016 Posted July 14, 2016 That poem is awesome! I love it! Also can I share a youtube channel link here? It's a youtube channel with only a couple of videos but it has poems on it, it's my friends youtube. Quote
rodiziorobs Posted July 14, 2016 Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) That poem is awesome! I love it! Also can I share a youtube channel link here? It's a youtube channel with only a couple of videos but it has poems on it, it's my friends youtube. Is it Spam poetry?* If you really want to link it it might be better to just open a new thread... *Spam poetry, a phenomenon introduced by Actor Builder and picked up by several others, is poetry specifically inspired by spam posts on Eurobricks. These spams are often by (but not exclusive to) Korean spammers. There hasn't been as much of it lately, on account of the mods doing a great job at zapping spam quickly, but for awhile the spam was frequent enough that the April Fool's joke was to change EB's official language to Korean. The official spam reporting thread is here and there is more history of Spam Poetry if you start at the beginning of this thread. Edited July 14, 2016 by rodiziorobs Quote
Mr Greeble Posted July 14, 2016 Posted July 14, 2016 What is this here sham? Poems not of Spam? That is most certainly odd. Take away this funny fraud, Sir, be kind and scram! Quote
Anonknee Muss Posted July 14, 2016 Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) [image of spam] SPAM!! Edited April 12, 2021 by Anonknee Muss Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.