Ranger of the Forest Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Hello. I am a Dwarf. I hate trolls and giants. Hrrummpf. Are you insulting me!? But I am ready for battle. *hefts club menacingly*
Palathadric Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Look at my goatee. I am so manly and grown up. So much better a warrior than my father. Shut your trap, little one! I sure hope so. He chopped my head off one time....on accident. Sorry about that. Where's Wary?
JackJonespaw Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Hi I'm new and I'm Thor's son. I'm one of the more tolerable members of the meadhall. Tolerable = town, just to let you all know.
CMP Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Hi I'm new and I'm Thor's son. I'm one of the more tolerable members of the meadhall. Tolerable = town, just to let you all know. Or neutral. I love those guys.
Dannylonglegs Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 Or neutral. I love those guys. I do too. Particularly SKs that can win with the Town and turn into makeshift vigilantes. I also love slaying dragons! Did I tell you about the one time I slayed the mighty Wyrm of the Baltic Sea? So there I was, naked as the day I was born, marooned on a small island by my dastardly mutinous crew, with nothing but my wits and the hair on my back... and that's when I saw a group of sea turtles...
Palathadric Posted July 2, 2015 Posted July 2, 2015 I do too. Particularly SKs that can win with the Town and turn into makeshift vigilantes. That b*****d Wary was one of 'em. Thought he could please us loyal Einherjar, but we ended him right quick and Loki's plan with him. Fool!
Hinckley Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Hi I'm new and I'm Thor's son. I'm one of the more tolerable members of the meadhall. Tolerable = town, just to let you all know. Pre-emptively defensive. Scum.
JackJonespaw Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Pre-emptively defensive. Scum. He's lying! Trying to remove suspicion on himself! I'm onto you! I would vote for you, but I'm on mobile and I can't bold text. You win this time.
Duvors Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Are you insulting me!? But I am ready for battle. *hefts club menacingly* Don't take it personally, as a grumpy dwarf I am contractually obliged to hate all trolls and giants, and goblins, and elves.
Dannylonglegs Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 That b*****d Wary was one of 'em. Thought he could please us loyal Einherjar, but we ended him right quick and Loki's plan with him. Fool! Oh, I was referring to the Heroic "Eugene Bryantson!" A true champion and chef of the people in a Baltic fishing town called "Bobston" he was a good man. Shame they took him to the dungeons when the affair was over. He deserved better. He's lying! Trying to remove suspicion on himself! I'm onto you! I would vote for you, but I'm on mobile and I can't bold text. You win this time. I can help you with that! First you gotta do one of these: [ and then a few letters and then one of these: ] and then what you want to type, and then a [ and a / and those letters and then ] and you're done! Here's an example: Hopefully that works... sometimes I mix up the letters on my mobile too.
jluck Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I can help you with that! First you gotta do one of these: [ and then a few letters and then one of these: ] and then what you want to type, and then a [ and a / and those letters and then ] and you're done! Here's an example: Hopefully that works... sometimes I mix up the letters on my mobile too. Touché.
TheLazyChicken Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Oh, I was referring to the Heroic "Eugene Bryantson!" A true champion and chef of the people in a Baltic fishing town called "Bobston" he was a good man. Shame they took him to the dungeons when the affair was over. He deserved better. I can help you with that! First you gotta do one of these: [ and then a few letters and then one of these: ] and then what you want to type, and then a [ and a / and those letters and then ] and you're done! Here's an example: Hopefully that works... sometimes I mix up the letters on my mobile too. Are the letters 'B'?
Dannylonglegs Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Are the letters 'B'? Oh! that's what I forgot! I thought they were url='htp://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ' "B" is much more intuitive now that I think of it...
Dragonfire Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Pre-emptively defensive. Scum. Says the guy who was scum twice in a row. Never trust a Pudding-Head!
Adam Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I can help you with that! First you gotta do one of these: [ and then a few letters and then one of these: ] and then what you want to type, and then a [ and a / and those letters and then ] and you're done! Here's an example: Hopefully that works... sometimes I mix up the letters on my mobile too. Fook you, my computer was on full volume. If you're still having trouble bolding text, here are some to guide you.
Dragonfire Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Fook you, my computer was on full volume. If you're still having trouble bolding text, here are some to guide you. Hear hear, everyone! Listen to the wise sayings of the Grand and Revered Agnar *bows respectfully*
Tariq j Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 So.... Would anyone care for some fresh milk and cheese?
Dannylonglegs Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 So.... Would anyone care for some fresh milk and cheese? This here's a Mead hall, lad! Mead and mead accessories are all we need! That reminds me of this one time I battled a ruthless Jotunn warrior over the last sweet barrel of Mead on my ship when I was its captain! It was a mighty fight, and it makes for an even mightier tale!....
JackJonespaw Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 So.... Would anyone care for some fresh milk and cheese? Piss off! We only drink ale here! And every other alcoholic beverage! I'll take your cheese, however.
TheLazyChicken Posted July 4, 2015 Posted July 4, 2015 Piss off! We only drink ale here! And every other alcoholic beverage! I'll take your cheese, however. I know right... I'll take the cheese as well! On second thought, my mom told me to not to drink alcohol so I'll take the milk too, if you have any.
Brickelodeon Posted July 4, 2015 Posted July 4, 2015 So.... Would anyone care for some fresh milk and cheese? Milk and cheese? Those are cow products. The only thing I ever eat related to cows is steak. I always like my steak well-done. Get it? Because I'm a fire giant I always get well-done steak? No? Damn you all...
Ranger of the Forest Posted July 4, 2015 Posted July 4, 2015 Don't take it personally, as a grumpy dwarf I am contractually obliged to hate all trolls and giants, and goblins, and elves. Oh, well that makes perfect sense then! I will take some ale, if you greedy lot have left any for the rest of us
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