WesternOutlaw Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 Detective Columbo! I mean Detective Peter Falk! I mean Detective Peter Falklin! Do your super spy senses pick up anything? Do you notice any clues? Let us take a closer look at the body of poor Stillman. (examines the cold claminess of Stinky) Holy Mackerel! What is this within his pocket? A folded piece of paper... The number 441 written upon it. Perhaps this may be a clue Captain. I would suggest that we take a closer look at the mysterious cargo, and I would recommend that we all stay together. Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 "Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where are you? We got some work to do now. Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where are you? We need some help from you now. Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver. But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver. You know we've got a mystery to solve, so Scooby Doo be ready for your act Don't hold back! And scooby Doo if you come through your going to have yourself a scooby snack! That's a fact! Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here are you, Your ready and your willing. If we can count on you Scooby-Doo, I know you'll catch the villian!" Let's not split up like they did in the mystery machine. 8-| Sorry Gopher! Your freak hunt will have to wait. Columbo says we all have to stick together. I'll tell you what, though. If we survive this and find the killer I'll give you the honor of stringing up to the forward nav mast by the body part of your choice and then will all play tether-ball with him. Why is all the skin on Stinky's face missing? And where are Otto and Manny? I had awful vivid evil nightmares. There was definitely something evil in that fog. I wonder if the Creature of the Deep lived in that fog! 8-| I hope he didn't take anyone else with him... Columbo, I trust you to lead an inestigation of the ship if you think it's necessary... Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 Columbo, I trust you to lead an inestigation of the ship if you think it's necessary... I believe that is the role of Gene Wagonberry, Internal Security. I would not want to step on any toes. Plus, I'm retired (esp. when I don't want to take the lead). Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Er...farbeit from me to force you to do something you don't want to but I am the captain of this ship and I'd rather have a retired detective who was trained to kill a man to lead an investigation into a potentially supernatural evil murder than Geno-Mr. Nerdy-Never-Touched-a-Boob. As a guest on our ship I don't require that you obey my order but I will allow Scotty here to string you up to the forward nav mast for his amusement if you refuse. Have you ever had a retired officer of the Royal Australian Navy string you up from anything? Trust me, you don't want to experience it...unless you're into that sort of thing. :-$ I mean, to each their own. I won't judge you... BTW, has anyone looked further into this bloody pajamas issue? :-| Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 Sure, sing 80s songs and play Love Boat in the bathtup on your way to fantasy island in a white tux all cruise long, but discover that I'm a retired detective, and make me do all the work! >:-( Oh, don't bother to lead the investigation Chief of Internal Security, we have a RETIRED DETECTIVE on board. Oh, don't bother to complete the engine repairs Scotty, the RETIRED DETECTIVE can do it. Oh, and don't bother to clean the blood and the fishy body off the poop deck slow, dim-witted "plate-in-the-head" janitor Bennie, let the RETIRED DETECTIVE take care of it. Jeez, Luise! Since I'm the RETIRED DETECTIVE, I say that we need to check out the cargo. If that is OK with you Captain Steubing, and heaven forbid that you offer a RETIRED DETECTIVE a drink of the rot gut you've been sucking down like a Bahama Mama all cruise long! Wouldn't want to drink with a RETIRED DETECTIVE! He's too busy tasked with leading an investigation while all your PAID crew drink with the Captain! >:-( >:-( >:-( Next, you'll probably make the RETIRED DETECTIVE portrait the role of Miss Vickie now that Stinky is dead! Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Well, since you've decide to grow a pair, sure! By all means, let's check out this cargo Columbo. And thanks for calling me Captain Stubing! *wub* I'll remember you at Christmas... Would you like a drink? I think this little occasion deserves a reprise of this song: "Private eyes Theyre watching you They see your every move Private eyes Theyre watching you Private eyes Theyre watching you watching you watching you watching you Why you try to put up a front for me Im a spy but on your side you see Slip on, into any disguise Ill still know you Look into my private eyes" Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 A scared and frustrated crew slowly walk toward the cargo containers... Their minds think of a hideous "sloshy" creature waiting in the darkness... Waiting to destroy them as it roughly jabbed a fishing knife it dug up from the sand below the ocean depths into their hearts. Slowly, fearfully they step... Sweat begins to form on their foreheads as they make every step, their hearts beating faster... KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! they hear outside one of the containers. What mysterious thing waits for them inside the container. What curse haunts the Sea Ghost? What retched beast knocks to draw their attention closer... Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Why don't we just lock the cargo hold and wait until we can get the ship fixed and bring it to port? I want to live... :'-( Quote
Siegfried Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Well, since you've decide to grow a pair, sure! By all means, let's check out this cargo Columbo. Well? I asked to open it hours ago! Are we going to open it or not? If not, I'm for the idea of stringing up Columbo. *sweet* That way we can stay together and I can test out the mast! *wub* Well Capt'n? Why don't we just lock the cargo hold and wait until we can get the ship fixed and bring it to port? I want to live... :'-( I fear nothing.... Open the box! Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Okay, ol' navy buddy. I trust you...you decide what to do next. I'll accompany your decision with an appropriate 80's song: "There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they did it with expert timing" ..Oh I see we're...cross-editing...eachother. Go ahead open the box, then. Quote
Siegfried Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Okay, ol' navy buddy. I trust you...you decide what to do next. Thanks Capt'n. Please hold my hammer while I jimmy it open. 8-| Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Be careful...I love you. :-$ If we die, I just wanted you to know that. I h ope that doesn't make things awkward. "Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming? Is this burning an eternal flame?" I never told Stinky how much I loved him. :'-( I love all my men. A lot! :'-( I love my whole crew. I wish an evil creature weren't trying to kill us...that makes me so sad... One bottle down, one to go. *Opens bottle* Have one last drink with me, Gopher. Let's drink to not dying... Quote
Siegfried Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Be careful...I love you. :-$ If we die, I just wanted you to know that. I h ope that doesn't make things awkward. It's OK. My wife knows that what happens while I am away means nothing. I love you too. *wub* Just hold that hammer steady and be ready to strike. Have one last drink with me, Gopher. Let's drink to not dying... I'll drink to that! *pulls out another bottle and drinks half in a manly gulp* Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 I have to help? Okay...I am the captain after all...I'd give my life for my men...Unles someone else wants to do it *sweet* ... Okay, here goes- "A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha Gloria, how's it gonna go down Will you meet him on the main line Or will you catch him on the rebound Will you marry for the money Take a lover in the afternoon Feel your innocence slippin' away Don't believe it's comin' back soon" *grab* Oops! Sorry Gopher. Wrong "hammer". Force of habit. :-$ Okay, now I got it. "And you really don't remember Was it something that he said Are the voices in your head Calling, Gloria Gloria, don't you think you're fallin' If everybody wants you Why isn't anybody callin' You don't have to answer Leave them hangin' on the line Oh-oh-oh, calling Gloria" *slosh* :'-( I sloshed my pants again. Be brave Max! Would Captain Stubing cry and pee? >:-( Hell no! Let's knock this b!tch open, Scotty! >:-( Quote
Siegfried Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Oops! Sorry Gopher. Wrong "hammer". Force of habit. :-$ Okay, now I got it. Sorry that's my fault. :-$ I'm finding it hard to keep my mind on the job. 8-| Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Well all of this suspense is...wearing me out too. I'm going to need about 8 hours of rest to recuperate... :-$ *takes manly swig of whiskey as well* That usually helps things. Hopefully when I wake up we'll get this crate open... Quote
Eurobricks Emperor Bonaparte Posted September 6, 2007 Eurobricks Emperor Posted September 6, 2007 (edited) What are you Herren doing? Ich must have fell asleep. Hey you are going to open this container. Good that Ich bin here with my Luger. Don't you Herren feel safer already? Edited September 6, 2007 by Bonaparte Quote
PaulC Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Wow, the fog has cleared a little and I can see that quite close to where I've been cowering here on the deck all night everyone has gathered round a rusty old cargo container. I'm sorry, did I say cowering? I meant resting, yes resting that's right. Captain! Chief! You're both ok! I was so scared last night I thought you were both goners. What are you saying? Stinky is actually dead? Butchered with a fish knife, and I say this for the benefit of our bewildered readers, found to have a mysterious piece of paper on his person with the number 441 written on it? Waaaaaaaa! *runs off again* Quote
Siegfried Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Don't you Herren feel safer already? Err, no. Please put it away. and.... where is my food? Butchered with a fish knife, and I say this for the benefit of our bewildered readers, found to have a mysterious piece of paper on his person with the number 441 written on it? Waaaaaaaa! Yes. Perhaps 441 is one of the containers? 8-| Quote
Hinckley Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Are the containers numbered? *wacko* And why does that whack-o who burned up my diary keep running off? :-D Little does he know I removed all the good passages and hid them... :-D :-D sucker. Let me see the piece of paper. I'll study it for a while and see if I notice anything about it...more clues perhaps. Give me 8 hours to look at it and don't bug me in the meantime... Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 The knocking within the green container becomes increasingly louder. Suspense builds... Unfortunately, the cargo container is locked, but luckily, Gene Wagonberry states, "I have a master key that should unlock this container". He produces a large brass style skeleton-key and unlocks the salt rusted pad lock. You grab the handle to the door swinging it open to reveal... Revealing, much to your relief... A stow away: And the number on the side of the cargo container reads #2. Quote
El Bucanero Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 (edited) Geezzz, it was about time someone opened that friggin' door!! >:-( Didn't you hear me knockin'?!?! Where's the kitchen? I'm hungry, do you have tacos?? I love tacos!! *sniffs* I smell fish... You aren't eating fish are you?! Every fish deserves to be free!!!! *sing* What are you guys staring at? *slosh* What was that? 8-| Edited September 6, 2007 by Mr Tiber Quote
Eurobricks Emperor Bonaparte Posted September 6, 2007 Eurobricks Emperor Posted September 6, 2007 (edited) Hands up boy !!! Can Ich shoot him captain? Ich wanna try my Luger. Want to kill something... *skull* Or maybe we should question him first... Hey, Ich said hands up BOY !!! What are you doing in that container? Don't make me shoot your knees... Edited September 6, 2007 by Bonaparte Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted September 6, 2007 Author Posted September 6, 2007 Well, he's certainly no birthday surprise. Quote
Eurobricks Emperor Bonaparte Posted September 6, 2007 Eurobricks Emperor Posted September 6, 2007 (edited) Well, he's certainly no birthday surprise. He most certainly is not. Ich ask this one more time... why were you hidding in that container? Du better start talking right away ! Ich count till 5 !! No answer by then and your knees are gone. And ze captain will urinate on you... Ein, Zwei, Drei, ... Edited September 6, 2007 by Bonaparte Quote
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