oo7 Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 (edited) Aye, keelhaul the scurvy lubber, and give the swab a tatse o' cat while ye Edited September 6, 2007 by oo7 Quote
Siegfried Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 Are the containers numbered? *wacko* And why does that whack-o who burned up my diary keep running off? :-D Little does he know I removed all the good passages and hid them... :-D :-D sucker. Let me see the piece of paper. I'll study it for a while and see if I notice anything about it...more clues perhaps. Give me 8 hours to look at it and don't bug me in the meantime... Well, they should have some numbers on them. I'm not sure where Jack is, but he better be working! >:-( Good luck with the piece of paper! Revealing, much to your relief... A stow away: Padlock? I've got my master key right here! *waves pair of bolt cutters* A stowaway! >:-( When I was in the Navy we had one rule about that; a stowaway isn't officially on board, so he doesn't need to be on board next port either. I think it's time to test out the Forward Nav Mast. *sweet* Well, say the word Capt'n.... Geezzz, it was about time someone opened that friggin' door!! >:-( Didn't you hear me knockin'?!?!Where's the kitchen? I'm hungry, do you have tacos?? I love tacos!! *sniffs* I smell fish... You aren't eating fish are you?! Every fish deserves to be free!!!! *sing* What are you guys staring at? You wanna swim free like a fish boy? I've got no problem with that! :-D :-D :-D Hands up boy !!!Can Ich shoot him captain? Ich wanna try my Luger. Want to kill something... *skull* Or maybe we should question him first... Hey, Ich said hands up BOY !!! What are you doing in that container? Don't make me shoot your knees... I take back what I said earlier. and I am glad you didn't put it away. :'-) Now lets shoot the peach faced kid and you can get back to making me my dinner! >:-( Aye, keelhaul the scurvy lubber, and give the swab a tatse o' cat while ye’re at it! We nay be takin' any illegals aboard this vessel, it not only is bein' a disgrace to de honour o' this ship an' crew but a terrible omen of bad luck. Ye be not giving the scrawny hippie git nay taco and ye be no accommodating of his god forsaken creature lubbing pleas! I second that. To the Forward Nav Mast! *sing* *sing* Quote
Corvus Posted September 6, 2007 Posted September 6, 2007 So it was YOU that haunted the box! *Hides behind mop* Get him away! Quote
Hinckley Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 WAit wait wait! Everyone hold it. This can't be the right cargo. THis is not top secret cargo, this is a stowaway!!! >:-( Manny, which container contains the secret cargo? And are they numbered or what? Otto, shoot this stowaway in the knees, Gopher string him up, then we'll ask him questions. I don't know who you are stranger, but you're about to be in a world of hurt. "They told him don't you ever come around here Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it You better run, you better do what you can Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man You wanna be tough, better do what you can So beat it, but you wanna be bad Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it" Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Gopher string him up, then we'll ask him questions. I don't know who you are stranger, but you're about to be in a world of hurt. Aye Aye Capt'n. With pleasure! *sweet* Quote
Hinckley Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Nice! Finally we got to string someone up on this crazy voyage. And no one is more deserving than you, stowaway scum. Gopher's pretty talented, I'd say. Thank you Gopher. Now tell us who you are or I'll let Otto and Gopher here use you as their entertainment for the rest of the voyage! >:-( Good thing that fog has cleared and this is definitely not a hallucination! Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted September 7, 2007 Author Posted September 7, 2007 OK Mr. Stow Away, I would suggest you start talking real quick now. This crew is about ready to make you walk the plank. This is cargo container #2 (in case you missed my previous post). Quote
Hinckley Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Not talking, eh? Just to show you we mean business I'm letting Gopher show you we mean business. Gopher, just don't hurt him permanently...yet >:-) Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Not talking, eh? Just to show you we mean business I'm letting Gopher show you we mean business. Gopher, just don't hurt him permanently...yet >:-) Don't ye worry, Capt'n. I'll string him up good... by his feet! It's shouldn't kill him, although kicks to the head from my steel capped boots might! :-D :-D :-D Quote
Hinckley Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Oh, I thought he already was strung up. My fault, perhaps I should be more clear. Look everyone the stowaway is now hanging from the forward nav mast by his feet! And you're not getting down, Mr. Stowaway until you tell us who you are and what your were doing in that container? >:-( If you don't talk, I'll let Gopher here at you with those steel toed boots... >:-) One of those up your megablocks should loosen you tongue! Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Oh, I thought he already was strung up. My fault, perhaps I should be more clear. Sorry Capt'n, I was a bit slow as I wanted to polish my boots. :-$ Ya know, first impressions and all that. You can't go kicking someone with a dirty boot. It just isn't right for a sailor to do that. But yeah, he's strung up good now and swinging nicely.... and my boots are ready to fire on your command Capt'n. :'-) Quote
Hinckley Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Let's just wait patiently until he...comes around ;-) BTW, you look a lot tougher when your shit-kicking boots aren't shined... :-| But who am I to complain? You're good at what you do *sweet* Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 BTW, you look a lot tougher when your shit-kicking boots aren't shined... :-| You think so? I've always found casual professionalism more scary than rough aggression. Quote
Hinckley Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 :-/ meh...it's a personal preference. Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 :-/ meh...it's a personal preference. What do you find more scary Capt'n; a guy that hates you and wants you dead, or a guy that has been paid 5 million dollars to take you out? Quote
Corvus Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 What do you find more scary Capt'n; a guy that hates you and wants you dead, or a guy that has been paid 5 million dollars to take you out? I think the guy that hates you. My math teacher did the same thing. Quote
Hinckley Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 "You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same But something's bugging you Something ain't right My best friend told me what you did last night Left me sleepin' in my bed I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead. Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)" I think the guy that hates you. My math teacher did the same thing. Your math teacher strung you up and kicked you in the face with steel-toed boots? Weird. Mine just failed me. :-( It's because I drew pictures as my answers on the tests. I thought it was open to interpretation... Gopher, the man who just wants to kill me would be much scarier. The man who was paid would make it quick and painless just to make a quick fortune. The man who hates me wants me to suffer. However, if you were to shine your boots knowing that you were just going to kick my teeth in and get them all bloody... 8- Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Is there another nav mast I can take a turn on? I just want to be scared a little, like a roller coaster, but don't hurt me...too much. :-$ Sure; there's the one on top, forward of the stack. How's this? Quote
Corvus Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Why is the captain tied up?! Who's driving the boat? Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Why is the captain tied up?! Who's driving the boat? No one. The engine is still dead... :'-( Quote
Corvus Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Oh... yeah. Who's watching the radar thingie for other boats then? Is that dead too? Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Oh... yeah. Who's watching the radar thingie for other boats then? Is that dead too? 1. Radars have automatic alarms for these things. 2. We have no power. No power, no Radar 2. We are dead in the water. What could we do anyway? The Capt'n asked to be scared, I'm just following orders. Quote
Corvus Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Well, I was just thinkin... Don't we want to watch where we're driftin'? Do we have a compass? And one of those star thingies... A sextant? Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted September 7, 2007 Author Posted September 7, 2007 But this is much more fun to watch: Quote
Siegfried Posted September 7, 2007 Posted September 7, 2007 Well, I was just thinkin... Don't we want to watch where we're driftin'? Do we have a compass? And one of those star thingies... A sextant? But there is no point; even if we were headed for a giant cyclone there would be nothing that we could do. Besides, we must be carrying a portable GPS so that will tell us where we are in an instant! Additionally... But this is much more fun to watch: ...there are more important things at hand. *sweet* Now talk. I warn you, both of my boots have been polished. >:-( Quote
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