*Bursts through door*

H-h-h-heard s-sloshing... h-heard "Bennie! Benniiiiieee! " S-sloshing! S-s-scareeee!

*Thud*

Egad!! Well that there is bein' er El Hombre Pez if I ever saw one!

What? English or Irish please? The only monster that I see here is me because I haven't had a warm meal. >:-(

What? English or Irish please? The only monster that I see here is me because I haven't had a warm meal. >:-(

Here, have a drumstick. Stan had one, everyone can have one.

Why are you people all running off by yourselves? Why won't anyone listen to me? We need to stick together. All right! Let's try and figure this out.

Sea myths aside, we saw a "creature" staring at us through that window. Assuming it was one of us in a costume, let's take a look at who ran off right before it happened, including Stan who magically untied himself and whose leg I will break myself when I see him next!

Bennie and Scotty ran off, they have been my crew members the longest, I trust them.

Otto was in the kitchen, I like him, he is a good cook, very cranky but not a killer.

Jack Tupp ran off like usual. Don't like him much.

Stan wandered off despite the fact that I told someone to keep an eye on him at all times.

Mike freakin' Handy ran off to find the manifest, supposedly, but couldn't find it, conveniently. Apparently someone has taken it, along with his por.

As far as I remember Manny, Geno and Peter were here with me when the monster jumped up in the window and made us poop our pants. I know Columbo was here because he was trying to convince us that Gopher was behind everything when we saw the creature through the window...

So, if there isn't really a monster out there, I think either Jack, Mike or Stan have something to do with this! >:-(

Sea myths aside, we saw a "creature" staring at us through that window.

You must be kidding me Capt'n; you actually saw this "creature"? Who can confirm they say the "creature"? Sad to say, I didn't so that does leave me a bit supect... :'-( ...but honest, I was in the engine room. I was by myself the whole time though. Jack was no where to be seen.... ya know Capt'n, if we make it back to port, can I have a new off-sider? Jack is useless. >:-(

*Bursts through door*

H-h-h-heard s-sloshing... h-heard "Bennie! Benniiiiieee! " S-sloshing! S-s-scareeee!

*Thud*

Bennie and Scotty ran off

Ahem...Groan... :'-(

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Mr. Mandalorian

You must be kidding me Capt'n; you actually saw this "creature"? Who can confirm they say the "creature"? Sad to say, I didn't so that does leave me a bit supect... :'-( ...but honest, I was in the engine room. I was by myself the whole time though. Jack was no where to be seen.... ya know Capt'n, if we make it back to port, can I have a new off-sider? Jack is useless. >:-(

I happen to have a polaroid with me and before pooping myself I snapped this picture:

See? What do you make of that? Hey, if Stan can become magically untied and pull chicken out his megablocks, I can have a polaroid to prove to Scotty I'm not a nutball! :-/

I think Jack is useless, of course, I give you free reign over bringing a new mechanic on. Listen, if you see Stan before I do, break his leg. He can't hide that it's him in the creature suit if his leg is broken. Gopher, you've been at sea for as long as I have, do you believe in fish-men?

Ahem...Groan... :'-(

Benny, buddy, what's wrong?

I saw it through the fog covered windows! Its eyes were red like blood and its teeth jagged like the teeth of a shark. His skin was scaly and green it was, green I say :-X . And he had an evil grin, like someone or something that was stalking his prey, waiting to pick us off, one by one.

I don't know about the rest of you, but this horrible creature spooks the hell out of me! :'-(

I saw it through the fog covered windows! Its eyes were red like blood and its teeth jagged like the teeth of a shark. His skin was scaly and green it was, green I say :-X . And he had an evil grin, like someone or something that was stalking his prey, waiting to pick us off, one by one.

I don't know about the rest of you, but this horrible creature spooks the hell out of me! :'-(

Personally it scared the poop out of me. Perhaps we should take a team to the deck to grab some of those 5XL depends undies :-$

Personally it scared the poop out of me.

Oh, that's right. I remember sloshing too! - almost forgot :-$ . For a minute there, I thought Stinky was back.

Donde esta Batman?

Benny, buddy, what's wrong?

M-m- S-s-sloshing... C-c-calling "Bennie...Benniiieee"! S-sloshing...F-f-fog!

*faints*

Donde esta Batman?

>:-( Stop making jokes and answer the questions I asked you...

Manny! Que hacemos? Por que el hombre pescado quiere nosotros matar? Como podemos matar la criatura? Digame todo cosas que crees!! Por favor!

(What are we doing? Why does the fish-man want to kill us? How can we kill the creature? You tell me everything you know!! Please!)

Perhaps we should continue our search of the ship?

Perhaps we should continue our search of the ship?

Sure...you're the narrator! ;-) Lead the way.

What are we searching for at this point, though? Smart people stay put and stay together because they are less likely to be attacked by monsters...

And how come no one answers my questions? I ask some pretty direct questions and people just run in, make jokes and run out again. If we all survive this, I'm going to be casting hiring some replacements...

Shall we drag Bennie along with us or keep him here and let him get his rest ( >:-) )

And how come no one answers my questions? I ask some pretty direct questions and people just run in, make jokes and run out again.

Good question??? Perhaps there's a language barrier (at least with Manny).

Good question??? Perhaps there's a language barrier (at least with Manny).

but I'm speaking his megablocksing language!! >:-(

I happen to have a polaroid with me and before pooping myself I snapped this picture:

Excellent work Capt'n! 8-

Excellent work Capt'n! 8-

He said "Where is batman?" Because the creature from the deep bears a striking resemblance to killer croc, from the batman comics... *wacko*

Oh. I don't see the resemblance at all.

Seriously, it might stick! :-X

Not at all. I always use the sock. So off to my cabin then to look for clues.... 8-|

What??!?! Breaking my leg?! I don't like the sound of that!

And why aren't you interrogating Bennie?! He talked to the bloody creature!!

Don't touch my limbs!

*runs off in the fog to hide*

*Slosh*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

*gunshot*

What??!?! Breaking my leg?! I don't like the sound of that!

And why aren't you interrogating Bennie?! He talked to the bloody creature!!

Don't touch my limbs!

*runs off in the fog to hide*

*Slosh*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

*gunshot*

Hey! Somebody beat me to it! Is he dead? :'-)

*Runs back*

RUN!! It's coming this way!!!!! *sing*

Hey! Somebody beat me to it! Is he dead? :'-)

You bet not!!

*Jim approaches Stan to break his leg*

Stay away from me! *shoots Jimmie in the leg*

*runs away again*

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Mr Tiber

*Runs back*

RUN!! It's coming this way!!!!! *sing*

You bet not!!

*Jim approaches Stan to break his leg*

Stay away from me! *shoots Jimmie in the leg*

That's enough, fleshie!! >:-( Otto, where are you and your Luger when we need you??

Mike! >:-( Pay attention! Stan has Otto's Luger. Now pay attention to what's happening or you'll end up dead like my poor buddy Stinky!

Gopher, stay with me, okay? How bad is it?

*takes off his belt and makes a tourniquet for Jimmie Doohan's leg. Jimmie winces*

I've lost some weight so my pants are going to keep falling down. But I'd rather lose my pants than lose my good buddy, Gopher.

Benny, Mike, Columbo, somebody help me carry him to his cabin. Gopher's always well prepared and has an elaborate first aid kit...aka a case of whiskey. We can at least clean the wound and get him drunk.

Everybody listen to me. If you see Stan, stay away from him. If you're cornered, you have my permission to throw him overboard. He is a threat to all of our safety and I feel justified in ordering anyone who can to take him out!

Gopher, I'll sing you your favorite song on the way to your cabin:

"I know what boys like

I know what guys want

They talk about me

I got my cat moves

That so upsets them

Zippers and buttons

Fun to frustrate them

They get so angry

Like pouty children

Denied their candy

I laugh right at them

I know what boys like

I know what guys want

I know what boys like

Boys like, boys like me

Nah nah nah nah nah,

nah nah nah nah nah"

*the Captain's pants fall down*

*fart*

* Walks toward the captain and Jim *

Herrr Captain why is Jim lying on the ground?

And why are your pants down? :'-(

Should Ich leave you guys alone?

Edited September 10, 200717 yr by Bonaparte