September 11, 200717 yr Thank you Dan, I do recal now that it was deffinately what you described. Yes, the Sea Ghost, that's the name of this ship. Anything else need to be cleared up, before we go inside. If there is a so called monster, inside may be a good place.
September 11, 200717 yr Thank you Dan, I do recal now that it was deffinately what you described. Yes, the Sea Ghost, that's the name of this ship.Anything else need to be cleared up, before we go inside. If there is a so called monster, inside may be a good place. Good idea, and welcome aboard! I have a lot to show you ;-) You never saw Star Trek? Prepare for a treat! Thank god for emergency DVDs
September 11, 200717 yr Good idea, and welcome aboard! I have a lot to show you ;-) You never saw Star Trek? Prepare for a treat! Thank god for emergency DVDs Oooh, you have a DVD player? I've been going through Firefly withdrawals... you wouldn't happen to have any of them on DVD, would you?
September 11, 200717 yr Sounds good. Oh, wait, there are no lights on this ship, are there? No? I'll take my flashlight then, unfortunately, this is the only one I have, and no bats either.
September 12, 200717 yr Author Sounds good.Oh, wait, there are no lights on this ship, are there? No? I'll take my flashlight then, unfortunately, this is the only one I have, and no bats either. Actually, that's the dense fog. The ship has lights, it's just that the engine won't start. All: I've been counting the food stores with Otto, and it appears that we have plenty of food for quite some time, so if the repairs take longer than we expect, we should be OK. The batteries; however, are another matter. I really would hate to be out here with no light and a Creature from the Deep sloshing around :'-( Should we go back to the Captain's cabin and have a look at his log? - that's providing he doesn't mind. Also, what ever happened to the cargo manifest?
September 12, 200717 yr Author Hmmm, I see. How long do you think the lights will last? Based on the size of this ship, I would guess about a week. Scotty might be able to provide a better estimate.
September 12, 200717 yr As the skipper said, my name is Dan. I have a few harpoon guns, but I'm not sure I trust them to a bunch of people who keep asking to shoot us. Oh, we're harmless :-D , and no one on this ship would shoot anyone... No... :'-( :'-( :'-( :'-( I...I've been with PLENTY of women! CHEERLEADER women. VULCAN CHEERLEADER women :'-( :'-( I'm sorry. I was out of line. *instantly starts puking in the kitchen sink* :-X Anyhoo, you want to open those containers? This is a job for... *hitches up toolbelt* A MECHANIC! Sorry to be a party pooper, but those containers can't be opened. Seems to break the laws of physics if you ask me. ;-) I've been going through Firefly withdrawals... you wouldn't happen to have any of them on DVD, would you? Firefly just happens to be my favourite TV show. It is the only show that I like every episode. :'-( Star Trek is almost the opposite! Should we go back to the Captain's cabin and have a look at his log? - that's providing he doesn't mind. Also, what ever happened to the cargo manifest? Yes, I think the Capt'n already agree to that, but it all got confusing when the help arrived. :-P Based on the size of this ship, I would guess about a week. Scotty might be able to provide a better estimate. Normally ships like this have an automatic generator that starts straight away and most lights have battery backup. So is everyone calling me "Scotty" now. >:-(
September 12, 200717 yr Firefly just happens to be my favourite TV show. It is the only show that I like every episode. :'-( Star Trek is almost the opposite! Sorry to be a party pooper, but those containers can't be opened. Seems to break the laws of physics if you ask me. Okay, neat. If you want, you can barrow one of my harpoon guns. And the crates cannot be opened? What is in them that someone would go to the trouble of making them unopenable? Have you tried climbing on top and drilling down?
September 12, 200717 yr Okay, neat. If you want, you can barrow one of my harpoon guns. And the crates cannot be opened? What is in them that someone would go to the trouble of making them unopenable? Have you tried climbing on top and drilling down? That sounds dangerous, what if it's an explosive? My boss wouldn't be happy if I blew up the ship... *wacko*
September 12, 200717 yr Okay, so here we are in my cabin searching for clues while we should be getting on that fishing boat and getting the hell out of here. But let's read the ship's log and diary providing ourselves ample distraction while someone sabotages the fishing boat radio and engine, shall we? Oops, I don't have my bifocals... Stan, can you read the log and these diary entries for me?... :-$ ahem.... *fart* :-$ Oh that's a bad one. Sorry. I ate the lobster too...
September 12, 200717 yr *puke* :-X Stan, can you read the log and these diary entries for me?... :-$ ahem.... What's up, Capt'n did the whiskey make you forget how to read? *puke* sorry captain, I drunk some Molotov coktail and I *puke* can't stop puking :-X . *puke*
September 12, 200717 yr *puke* :-X What's up, Capt'n did the whiskey make you forget how to read? *puke* sorry captain, I drunk some Molotov coktail and I *puke* can't stop puking :-X . *puke* It's okay, maybe that'll cover the smell of my farts. And I can't read it because I can't find my bifocals. You can't read it because you're puking too much. Otto and Manny can't read English well enough, Scotty's had too much whiskey after you shot him. Geno can only read Kilngon. It'd be unfair to ask our new guests to read. They just got here, I'd hate to put them to work. Mike Handy forgot how to read. Bennie is sleeping off his anxiety and Jacked up is just an idiot and doesn't know how to read anything but mechanic manuals. Did I miss anyone? I think not. So the only person who can read the log or the diary is Columbo...
September 12, 200717 yr Did I miss anyone? I think not. What about *puke* Pete Falk *puke* lin? *puke* :-X Damnit!
September 12, 200717 yr What about *puke* Pete Falk *puke* lin?*puke* :-X Damnit! That's who I meant. Too many guys around here are getting me all confused. Damn this sausage-fest. Why doesn't this story boat have any ladies in it? Gopher, you need to hire a lady mechanic as soon as we get back to land. Only Columbo can read these passages, now let's get on with it!
September 12, 200717 yr Ooops, I forgot that there was a pack of bats on my boat, I'll go get them. I shouldn't be too long. Plus, the smell of all this is just horrible...bleh!
September 12, 200717 yr Why doesn't this story boat have any ladies in it? Gopher, you need to hire a lady mechanic as soon as we get back to land. I can be a lady for you if you want Capt'n.
September 13, 200717 yr I can be a lady for you if you want Capt'n. That's only on Tuesdays... and Thursdays... and twice on Sundays... :-$ Anyway, I like when you play the man better...Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays... What the hell? What were we talking about? Where's Columbo to do the reading for us? Let's play Love Boat while we wait. Scotty, you're Gopher. Otto, you play Isaac. Gopher, pump the water from the bilge into the cargo hold so Isaac can serve us drinks by the pool. Manny, you're going to play Charro, okay? Charro wants to get Isaac in bed and Gopher is trying to get you to cover your breasts so Betty White, who Stan can play, doesn't get offended. Stinky 2, you can be Vicki Stubing... Wait a minute, what the hell is a pack of bats??!!
September 13, 200717 yr Gopher, pump the water from the bilge into the cargo hold so Isaac can serve us drinks by the pool. Errr... Capt'n... can I pump sea water instead of bilge water? :-X It's much cleaner... 8-|
September 13, 200717 yr Errr... Capt'n... can I pump sea water instead of bilge water? :-X It's much cleaner... 8-| >:-( Do what Captain Stubing says! "Love, exciting and new Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly shore. Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!) Love Boat soon will be making another run The Love Boat promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly shore. It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!"
September 13, 200717 yr >:-( Do what Captain Stubing says! Aye Aye Capt'n. Pumping thousands of gallons of raw crap on deck as ordered Sir! :-X Crap, exciting and new Look around; it's last weeks spew Crap, it's all from on board Let it flow, it floats back to you. It's CRAAAAAAAAAAP! It's CRAAAAAAAAAAP! It's CRAAAAAAAAAAP It's the Crap Boat-ah! It's the Crap Boat-ah!
September 13, 200717 yr Aye Aye Capt'n. Pumping thousands of gallons of raw crap on deck as ordered Sir! :-X Crap, exciting and new Look around; it's last weeks spew Crap, it's all from on board Let it flow, it floats back to you. It's CRAAAAAAAAAAP! It's CRAAAAAAAAAAP! It's CRAAAAAAAAAAP It's the Crap Boat-ah! It's the Crap Boat-ah! >:-( What's the matter with you? Where'd all this crap come from?!
September 13, 200717 yr >:-( What's the matter with you? Where'd all this crap come from?! Bilges are not a clean place Capt'n. Greasy engines, leaky sewage, lazy workers, rats... need I go on Capt'n? If you got out of your white palace for once you would see what us real workers have to deal with..... oh sorry Capt'n :-$ I got a bit carried away there. Stress of this monster and all probably. 8-| Would you like me to clean the deck with sea water?
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