Are there any wenches here?

[Mister Phes]

Nah... Not if yer a bloody Pirate! That be the case you'd want that bleedin ship blown to smitherines, or at best ceased for personal use...

[xwingyoda]

Nah... Not if yer a bloody Pirate! That be the case you'd want that bleedin ship blown to smitherines, or at best ceased for personal use...

Personal use for the ship, its crew and all its belonging :-D

[Mister Phes]

Only if they are of any use in the first place. Wrecklessly, some of the obtuse cargo and crew must be jettisoned.

[xwingyoda]

thrown to the sharks, sold as slaves and other nice things ;)

[Mister Phes]

However, should yer be running absurdly short of food, then inviting them to dinner would seem preferable.

[xwingyoda]

It surely takes care of the hassle of fishing :-D

[Mister Phes]

Fishing? That's peasant's work!

[xwingyoda]

Fishing? That's peasant's work!

Surely but survival can make you do peasant's work ;)

There's still the survival f the fittest theory - eat slaves (cannibalism as last resort) ;)

[Mister Phes]

It depends how well the fish be biting. If the fish aint there then those captives be lookin mighty tasty...

[Darkie]

Only if your surname is Donner.

[Jipay]

I took the liberty to give you a special title. All our ladies don't have to wait to get one, this has been a tradition on this board (we try to keep the european galant way of acting).

[Jipay]

Oh and apo, if you read this, I really think it's time to find a real female smiley :P -this on look slike a pros...ute *kiss* )

[Darkie]

Thank you, jipay. I feel honored.

One thing that lacks about about American boys--a true sense of tradition. Fortunately, my knight in shining armor is of French descent. Nice to see chivalry is alive somewhere. ;)

[Khorne]

Hmmm, Yoda is French ;) maybe you don't joined the forums to talk about LEGO ;)

[xwingyoda]

Please KhoRne, stop your nonsense :-D :-D Its all about Lego..... Right ;)

Jipay, I get the message for women special titles ;)

Darkie, as you can see, the French Chivalry is far from being dead ;)

[Mister Phes]

I remember back in the days when I was chivalrous... I was used and walked over so much... Then one day I lost my chivalrous ways and got treated much better by all... The end...

[xwingyoda]

Ah, but do not confuse chivalry with weakness ;)

[Mister Phes]

Weakness is an ambiguous way of putting it. More precisely... Nice guys finish last...

[xwingyoda]

Sometimes only ;) But most of the times we are first ;)

[Mister Phes]

Actually I was only a nice guy for a few months. It wasn't working out too well for me. So I reverted back to my wicked ways.

[xwingyoda]

Arrghhhhh, human nature always takes its course :-D ;)

[Mister Phes]

Although I'll admit to being nice accidentally sometimes... I try not to let it happen but it just does.

[xwingyoda]

Being a pirate has its sacrifices :-D ;)

[Mister Phes]

I'm come clean now. Despite my avatar, I'm not really a Pirate!

[xwingyoda]

That's why you were in pirate rehab this long :-D ;)