Jipay Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 The best thing to do is just realise that we will never understand women and that its pointless to try, just remember no matter whos right or wrong your always going to be wrong :-D That is soooooo true :-D I can feel the experience talking here old fellow :D Quote
Jipay Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 That's what I said, always trust a french ;) (where is Jipay to second that??? - oh yeah, moving back home ;) ). No I'm still here for 8 hours ! You won't get rid of me so easily :D Oh and I second that ! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 14, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 14, 2005 The best thing to do is just realise that we will never understand women and that its pointless to try, just remember no matter whos right or wrong your always going to be wrong :-D Heh! Why would you even want to attempt to understand some of them. Personally I prefer to be challenging and unpredictable forcing them to constantly attempt to understand me. Works much better for me when these situations are reversed. Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 Jipay, Good, goodby to the stupid time difference, and of course I don't want to get rid of you :-D Concerning romance, always trust the French ;) mister_phes, Interesting, quite difficult task there. Starting a total shift of relationship behaviour, I hope the girls you meet are patient :-D Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 14, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 14, 2005 Patient? Point me in the direction of the patient ones! The other night I was out at this bar, relaxing on the nice comfortable chairs they provide while enjoying my drinks. All of a sudden this wench approaches me and the dialogue goes something like this. Wench Ok, you're dancing now. Me No I'm not. Wench Yes you are Then she proceed to drag me by the leg out onto the door floor. I really couldn't be bothered at that point so as she went to say something to her friend I made my escape. I returned back to my seat and continued before I was so rudely interupted. Half an hour later she was back so I told her to wait. Hours later, by the time I had finished my nice drinks I decided I could be bothered with her, but she was obviously too impatient and had left. If only she had patience she would have got what she wanted. The end. Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 Moral of the story, don't wait when such invitations are given ;) Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 14, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 14, 2005 Wait for what? I wasn't waiting for anything. She was the one waiting for me and I certainly did nothing to encourage her attention. Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 Was she that ugly :-D How old are you BTW? Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 14, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 14, 2005 Unfortunately she wasn't ugly. My only excuse was she was rude and interupting. And we've already discuss my age. But anyhow, I was released around two years after the first castle set... Quote
snefroe Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 perhaps he was just sitting in the center of a dance floor :P what i really hated when i was a teenager was "interpreting signals coming from the other side" and "sending signals to the other side" as well... thank god I've passed all that... Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 mister_phes, You mean set 375?? Rude intervention is never a good way to start conversation ;) mister_phes, Ah, those were the days ;) Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 14, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 14, 2005 However, I am a hypocrite. I use rude intervention to start conversations all the time. I find it quite amusing. Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 Indeed ;) , it can be quite fun especially if the intervention is very far off, or totally off topic :-D However, i would not use such a risky technique approaching a beautifull damsel ;) Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 14, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 14, 2005 I'm not phased whether they like me, what concerns me most is whether I like them or not. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 14, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 14, 2005 I haven't come across one who has responded negatively lately. This can only mean one thing! I'm not being rude enough! Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 I haven't come across one who has responded negatively lately. This can only mean one thing! I'm not being rude enough! Who said that chivalry was dead :-D Quote
The Middleman Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 I haven't come across one who has responded negatively lately. This can only mean one thing! I'm not being rude enough! I can really understand why you don't have a girl. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 15, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 15, 2005 I can really understand why you don't have a girl. I thought I've made it very clear that I don't want one. I.e. in my earlier post " I don't want anything from them. Except to possibly leave me alone and never bother me again. But it appears that's asking too much." Now with my current attitude I've made that 99.9% possible, the extra 0.01% is in case I change my mind. I have this feeling I'm bound to slip up anytime soon and not reject one... This could only lead to trouble... Quote
The Middleman Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 That's a rather bleak outlook on love. Quote
jonfett Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 I have this feeling I'm bound to slip up anytime soon and not reject one... This could only lead to trouble... Time to bring in Jipay again for some more advice about relationship techniques that never fail! ;) Jon. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 16, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 16, 2005 That's a rather bleak outlook on love. One may deduce from my attitude that I am recovering from a bad past experience. But I've lightened up heaps compared to what I was like a few months ago. Anyway, the wenches pretty much left me alone on Friday night so I can't complain. Did meet one called Emma but that was through a friend and I didn't reprimand another from rubbing her bossoms up and down my arm. Now ones first initial reaction most likely would be "I bet you enjoyed that", however as I don't particularly like to be touched that discredits that spectulation. But I must be nice to this one as she is part of my immediate weekend social circle. Plus she's poured my vodka, fetched me pizza, gave me a bus ticket and recently established a peace treaty with my arch nemesis and I didn't even need to instruct her to do so. I guess she's proved her worth! Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 But I must be nice to this one as she is part of my immediate weekend social circle. Plus she's poured my vodka, fetched me pizza, gave me a bus ticket and recently established a peace treaty with my arch nemesis and I didn't even need to instruct her to do so. I guess she's proved her worth! What a glorious day, mister_phes finally found a gal at his liking :-D Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted April 16, 2005 Author Governor Posted April 16, 2005 I like her as a friend, and I don't use people. I've even danced with. TWICE!!! After I got sufficiently hammered that is. But that still doing something in return. Quote
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