Are there any wenches here?

[xwingyoda]

I like her as a friend, and I don't use people. I've even danced with. TWICE!!! After I got sufficiently hammered that is. But that still doing something in return.

That is impressive, really impressive, dancing twice ;)

What progress, welcome to the civilized world :-D

[Mister Phes]

I hate dancing. Its really quite an effort for me.

[xwingyoda]

I hate dancing. Its really quite an effort for me.

Me too, that's why there is alcohool :-D ;)

[Mister Phes]

But usually by the time I've had enough of it to dance, its time to go home...

[xwingyoda]

But usually by the time I've had enough of it to dance, its time to go home...

Accelerate the intake of booze ;)

[Mister Phes]

I like to pace myself somewhat so as not to over blow the budget. The faster I consume the grog the more money I'm likely to spend on it.

[xwingyoda]

Start hard to get you in shape and in the mood, and then lay it off (quick dancing mood at reasonable cost ;) )

[Mister Phes]

Exactly how hard am I suppose to start? I always shot half a bottle of vodka before I go out then buy about 7 drinks over the bar from the drink card and usually 2-4 to more keep me nicely juiced.

[xwingyoda]

Exactly how hard am I suppose to start? I always shot half a bottle of vodka before I go out then buy about 7 drinks over the bar from the drink card and usually 2-4 to more keep me nicely juiced.

G, what an intake, if that is not enough....

[The Middleman]

Alright, enough alcohol talk, this is a LEGO forum. Take it to IM or something, eh?

[xwingyoda]

One last horrible joke and then I quite,

Why did God create alcohool?

So that the Ugly Gals can have Boyfriends :-D (the last word was EDITED by ME ;) )

OK back on topic from now on (if its possible ;) ).

[The Middleman]

Come on, yoda, you're an admin. Show some restraint!

[xwingyoda]

Oh come on Mr, it was just a funny joke ;) Too much restraint leads to boredom ;)

OK I'll lower an inch ;)

I'm so soooooory about this horrible joke, women out there I sincerely appologise for this ;)

[The Middleman]

Oh come on Mr, it was just a funny joke ;) Too much restraint leads to boredom ;)

OK I'll lower an inch ;)

I'm so soooooory about this horrible joke, women out there I sincerely appologise for this ;)

I'm not asking for restraint in general, that's too much for this forum. :P Just refrain from talking about sex/alcohol.

[xwingyoda]

Hey I've just edited myself :-D

[The Middleman]

A step in the right direction, I suppose! :P

[xwingyoda]

A step in the right direction, I suppose! :P

I've never diverted from the right direction :-D :P

[The Middleman]

A step in the right direction, I suppose! :P

I've never diverted from the right direction :-D :P

Suuuure you haven't... :P

[Mister Phes]

Oh Master Yoda you're so naughty. You're suppose to be setting a good example for creatures like me. If the moderators can misbehave like this just think what I'd try and get away with...

[xwingyoda]

Oh Master Yoda you're so naughty. You're suppose to be setting a good example for creatures like me. If the moderators can misbehave like this just think what I'd try and get away with...

Oh come on guys, lets put an end to this story ;) And I have edited myself ;)

OK, promise, no more lousy jokes on this subject ;)

[Mister Phes]

I don't give a hoot myself. Make all the jokes you wish. I'll let you. Its that Bloody Jay doing all the complaining. He needs to get drunk. That'll fix the problem.

[The Middleman]

I don't give a hoot myself. Make all the jokes you wish. I'll let you. Its that Bloody Jay doing all the complaining. He needs to get drunk. That'll fix the problem.

There are children here, and teenagers. Including me. ;)

[Wolf04]

I don't give a hoot myself.  Make all the jokes you wish.  I'll let you.  Its that Bloody Jay doing all the complaining.  He needs to get drunk.  That'll fix the problem.

There are children here, and teenagers. Including me. ;)

So?

[The Middleman]

I don't give a hoot myself.  Make all the jokes you wish.  I'll let you.  Its that Bloody Jay doing all the complaining.  He needs to get drunk.  That'll fix the problem.

There are children here, and teenagers. Including me. ;)

So?

So no matter how much experience some of said age group may have with said activities, it's still not appropriate. ;)

[Wolf04]

Aw c'mon, there aren't any 12-year olds or something like that...we can all act like mature adults......YOU people sicken me!!!!!