pombe Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) Location: G10 - Onix Tags: Exploration, Land Vehicle In the last episode: http://www.eurobrick...howtopic=114245 In this episode, our heroes are still on Onix.... Alright! Now that we each have a fish, it's time to move on. KlIk YEs, sIr! So we're heading back to the ship to cook the fish for the crew? You still have much to learn, Eshey. Getting the fish is just the first step in the process. Process? I thought we were just getting food. We're not just getting food. We are collecting ingredients for the perfect sausages. I...what? I.... HONey klIK IT'S oKAY. YOu wiLL KLIk unDERsTANd. I'm not your honey! What we need to find now is an animal tree. A WHAT?! Here's one! I...I think...my...brain just broke. Animals aren't supposed to grow on trees!!! I'm disappointed with you, Eshey. What do you have against sustainable agriculture? I have nothing against sustainable agriculture! I have everything against things that don't make sense! SIr kLIk, mY HoNEy KLik dOEsn'T gET It. Well, not everyone can be a superstar like you, Normal Guy. Not only will the fish be part of the sausages, but we needed the fish to chop down this tree. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO BE SUSTAINABLE!!! And how do you chop down a tree with a fish?!?!?! Time for me to demonstrate my family's fish technique for chopping down trees. Watch and learn. KLik yEs, SIr! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Meanwhile, on the conflict planet of Guinevere, M.A.N.T.I.S. agents have discovered the whereabouts of a Kawashita mobile HQ... No wonder the Kawashitas have been so coordinated lately even though we couldn't find a base nearby. This also explains where the unexplained artillery strikes originated from, given the auto-loading heavy mortar on the back. Hee hee hee hee! Kill? Not yet, Neko-chan. I want that HQ in one piece and their commander alive. Simon, commandeer the HQ and take care of that hardsuit. My name's not Simon. Fine fine fine. Mephistopheles, lord of the 1337 H4XX0Rs, commandeer the HQ and take care of the hardsuit. Yes, sir. Uploading trojan now. There, the HQ is ours. Targetting the hardsuit. HQ? My sensors show that your weapons have locked onto me. Is something wrong? I've been locked out of the controls! We've been hacked! SAYA! MOVE!!! HQ? SAYA NOOOOOOOO!!! Red alert! Everyone, we are under attack! Search the perimeter! Cassandra. Yes, mistress? Neko-chan. Hee hee hee hee? Go. There's one! I see her. She's...unarmed? There's another one! Wait. What? Is that who I think it is? Nevermind that! She's charging us! Hikaru, get over here! On my way! I...I can't control my body! Me...me neither! Die. Ichiko...I've...I've always love you. Oh...this is awkward. I've always found you annoying. What? Where did she get that hammer from?! Shoot her! Shoot her! She's too fast, I can't hit her! HEE HEE HEE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUN FUN FUN!!! H...hurk... Ooeouehhes... ooooooosuusu... too...fast... eeaaaaaaaass... You! Stop right there! Hee hee hee hee play? You'll pay for that! Sleep. What? So...drowsy...what...zzzzzzz... Excellent work, team. Check the perimeter, I'll foward our coordinates to the recovery team. I'm sure the intel from the commander and the mobile HQ will help us push the Kawas off this planet. And we've put an end to those artillery strikes. [beeping sounds] Hold on, team, I'm getting a priority transmission from the chief accountant. Chief accountant? Pombie here. How may I serve you? [Female voice] Commander Pombie, sorry to interrupt you during an assignment. No worries, sir. We were just cleaning up. [Female voice] Your brother, Pombe, has become...a nuisance. I see. He has always been bothersome. [Female voice] I need you to take care of him. Consider it done, sir. [Female voice] Good. I need you to clean up this mess. Yes, sir. [Female voice] Talk to you later then. [Click] Scooter. Yes, sir? We need an immediate evac and dust off for a new assignment. On my way. Don't you worry, brother. Sister is coming to take good care of you. Next: More pics under the spoiler tag. Edited March 23, 2017 by pombe Quote
MKJoshA Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 On. My. There aren't words to describe this. Your weirdness is... weird and appreciated. Quote
SpacerSteve Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Wow that was an amazing story. I almost thought that we would see the cute critters go into a grinder! Quote
mediumsnowman Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 I'm really not sure what to say here. This is by far your most bizarre story yet. The Kawa base is really cool though Quote
rodiziorobs Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) Well that was...something. As far as the build, I quite like the techniques. I am especially fond of the fig who just got smashed by a hammer (the last one)! As for story, I'm hooked. I can't make heads or tails of what the heck it is, but I can't wait for next week's to see what happens! Edited September 13, 2015 by rodiziorobs Quote
Tomsche Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 You are absolutely, positively, the commander of the Arkham Assylum in space Great build and another fantastic story Quote
deraven Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 I'm glad they found that animal tree and all, but if they really want to support sustainable agriculture why didn't they just go right for a sausage bush?? Nice builds, fun story as usual. Quote
EpsilonEta Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 I did wonder why we got to see Guinevere but that got explained. Pombe's (bearded) MANTIS sister (who uses her power of crazy for evil) is to stop her Octan brother (who uses his power of crazy for ohm, personal gain?) Wonder if MANTIS hire evil clones/siblings of Octan employees or if they use good clones/siblings to infiltrate Octan The battle (or rather the MANTIS warriors) made about as much sense as the animal tree but still more sense than cutting it down with (lava) fish. Pombe is definitely out of control Oh yeah, the build is really good too Quote
Jody Meyer Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Ha you never disappoint, crazy story but an excellent build, Mini-dolls have made the scene into AG!! Quote
Vedauwoo Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Animal Tree! I want one.... Love the truck as well! Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 What the actual Frackin are you smoking, dud? once again, you succeed to build the most Deranged plot points imaginable. Way to warp reality, there! also, I love your "evil" bearded sister. ~Insectoid Aristocrat Quote
Commander Turtle Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) Didn't Pombe used to wear shirts at some point? I just feel we've seen his fat belly for quite a few weeks now! Great HQ, and quite the bizarro storyline. You'd better have an explanation for what was going on here! Edit: looking through your earlier builds, it seems most of them can't be seen as the Flickr images don't display. Edited September 13, 2015 by Commander Turtle Quote
A Gallifreyan Cat Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Ichiko...I've...I've always love you. Oh...this is awkward. I've always found you annoying. Love it. This had me cracking up so hard. Quote
Kodan Black Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) The mobile HQ is awesome! That animal tree is... Interesting. I've never taken acid before, but I imagine this is what it would be like. Oh and love bearded sister and the line about a always finding her annoying. Edited September 13, 2015 by Kodan Black Quote
pombe Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Edit: looking through your earlier builds, it seems most of them can't be seen as the Flickr images don't display. Hmm...strange. I don't know why the older pics aren't displaying properly. I've gone ahead and made all the photos in my AG album public, but that didn't solve the problem. Any experienced Flickr users know of how to resolve this without re-linking all the pics? Quote
AC_ Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 I think changing the pictures from public to private and vice versa changes the URL each time. Can't help with a fix though. I've really liked the stories for your builds. The one before this was funny but this one is really bizzare. Quote
pombe Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 I think changing the pictures from public to private and vice versa changes the URL each time. @$%#%&$#@$%@E%#T&$#T$$@#$!$!!!!!!!!!! Quote
EpsilonEta Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 I think changing the pictures from public to private and vice versa changes the URL each time. Can't help with a fix though. Thats good to know (I might just keep my pictures private now, or at least try one first) Didn't Pombe used to wear shirts at some point? I just feel we've seen his fat belly for quite a few weeks now! Yes he did, until he met some "Kawashita sales agent" minidolls. I think the minidolls are the source to all the crazy. LEAVE THEM OUT OF AG!!! or the universe might collapse Quote
pombe Posted September 15, 2015 Author Posted September 15, 2015 Thats good to know (I might just keep my pictures private now, or at least try one first) Yeah...I'm slowly going back and re-editing the links so that people can go back and look at Pombe's earlier adventures.. Now I know to not mess with the privacy settings of the photos once posted. Please bear with me...this may take a while. Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 The judges awarded you 5 points. Quote
pombe Posted September 17, 2015 Author Posted September 17, 2015 There...I've finished re-linking all the older posts so the images should be fine now. I've taken the liberty of including updated pics of the Kawashita mobile armor and Ava Gato's personal starfighter in their respective posts. Quote
LittleJohn Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 Excellent builds! I especially like the kawashita mobile base Quote
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