Big Sal Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Location: C10 Tags: Science, Vehicle, Land Vehicle Stop here Schmidt! Those are the plants we're after, I'm sure of it! Yes sir! Don't mind the birds. Shoo! These are the ones! I'll start adding them to the laser, you go pick some more. Just one more pair Schmidt! Excellent. Yes sir! But, uh, what is it? What?? I explained this to you on the way! This is the next generation of laser technology: Legume-Amplified Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Or, as I like to call it, the Laser Bean! Get it? Uh, yes sir? *Sigh* Come help me set up the target so we can test it. Here we go, this pineapple I brought will be the perfect target. Uh, it looks familiar somehow sir... did you sculpt the leaves or something? Nonsense! I don't know what you're talking about... Now, Schmidt, prepare to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational... HEY! GET AWAY FROM THERE! SHOO! Damn things have eaten half the beans! Still, let's go ahead and see if it works. Ready Schmidt? Yes sir! FIRE! HAHA! DIE LONG! What was that sir? Uh, I said, 'that didn't take long'. But we need more beans to make this a viable weapon. Let's pick some more and take it to full... HEY! Don't worry sir, I'll get them! No, Schimdt, wait! FOR SCIENCE! YOU IDIOT! Oh no! Damn it Schmidt! You're walking home! Thanks for reading! C&C welcome! Quote
mediumsnowman Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Great and funny build! As soon as the birds commandeered the laser bean I was reminded of Garmadon and his adventures with the ducks. Quote
Jody Meyer Posted September 13, 2015 Posted September 13, 2015 Great build of course, wondering if birds are related to the ducks? Quote
Garmadon Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Ha, ha, neat build, Big Sal, nice alien landscape and speeder, and those birds sound quite familiar! Good to see Octan isn't the only corp. getting in trouble with the wildlife! Quote
Kodan Black Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Fantastic story as always. Love the birds eating the berries on that cool speeder! Quote
pombe Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 How will the laser bean work without the beans?!?! Schmidt deserves to walk home after destroying the source! Great build and presentation, as always. I love Big Sal and his adventures. And great job on the pineapple target! Quote
David FNJ Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Hillarious story! Those little birds are quite cute, but the star of this show is the hovering snow vehicle. Great mix of olive and lime green and black. Quote
Andromedas Gates Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 The judges awarded you 5 points. Quote
LittleJohn Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Excellent work once again, Sal! The birds are great and I love the purple rocks Quote
Vedauwoo Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 OMG...lol.....doing my research on "laser beans...." roflmao Quote
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