jluck Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I don't remember how many we've played, since I usually live and I suppose you haven't I am the towniest of towns. Even when I'm scum You are so very good at what you do! I'm primarily referring to trolling Anyway, I'm town, it's fun to start the game announcing that I'm town, thereby trolling some noob who thinks it's proof of something who makes me a mission. It's my personal version of sausages. If I'm lynched day one, may my title be changed to Jluck's bitch (and that is not an invitation to meta-gamers to vote me out to replace my current super-title as the white reggaeist!) (Emphasis added) Oh dear me yes please!!! This is now officially the only thing on my Christmas list! I feel a song coming on! Vote for Elijah on day one, It will be wonderfully fun! Because the moment he's lynched, He becomes "Jluck's B**ch", And his Mafia days will be done.
Lady K Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Surely a bit of singing won't hurt? I find that my beautiful voice always brings joy to those around me so sining will definitely help. This is a terrible method of picking suspects, since some of us are trained vocalists, and some, such as myself, play drums for a reason. I can rock with the best of em, but can't sing worth a hoot. Really, I bet you could just sing if you tried. Or are you saying that you prefer something rough and violent (like drums and rock) instead of soft friendly townies singing? Singing not sining....
fhomess Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I don't think I said I was town last time. That's my scum tell. I think your scum tell should be to declare that you're the "Scummiest of the Scum". That would make for some fun WIFOM. Last I heard, real, trained agents don't sleep around. Hmph. Tell that to the Secret Service.
Bob Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Good morning, friends! Just for the record up front, I'm town this time. Ah, wonderful! We've got our first confirmed townie! Smashing! That's what yer said last time, you dirty bugger! Some sort of 'godfather' you was, if I remember correctly... I'm watching you Elijah. What, what? Do you mean he's scum? Dear me! And on top of that, I'm not merely town, but the towniest of towns. The towniest of the towns? Splendid! It's absolutely superb to know who our town members are! Excellent! In all seriousness though, chaps, I'm not exactly sure why Anthony is so set on voting for Elijah. Other than claiming to be the towniest of the towns, I haven't really seen him do much of anything else that's suspect! Is there a reason for your tunnel vision this early on Day One?
Tamamono Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Sleeper agents? Don't we usually call them 'scum'? Just for the record up front, I'm town this time. Understood. Last I heard, real, trained agents don't sleep around. Hmph. They're not real agents; there's no such thing as real agents. This is a game. Well if we all all claiming to be in the townie top five, then my beauty and voice definitely put me up there. Ping. In all seriousness though, chaps, I'm not exactly sure why Anthony is so set on voting for Elijah. Other than claiming to be the towniest of the towns, I haven't really seen him do much of anything else that's suspect! Is there a reason for your tunnel vision this early on Day One? Why are you surprised? This always happens. People just don't like Elijah's Day One - ever.
jluck Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 (Snip) In all seriousness though, chaps, I'm not exactly sure why Anthony is so set on voting for Elijah. Other than claiming to be the towniest of the towns, I haven't really seen him do much of anything else that's suspect! Is there a reason for your tunnel vision this early on Day One? It's quite simple, if he is lynched day one, he'll change his title to Jluck's b**ch!!! (Snip) Why are you surprised? This always happens. People just don't like Elijah's Day One - ever. That's right! And I've been super, not joking at all, serious when I said I know for a fact I've caught two scum already! :eyeroll:
Lady K Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Sleeper agents? Don't we usually call them 'scum'? Understood. They're not real agents; there's no such thing as real agents. This is a game. Ping. Why are you surprised? This always happens. People just don't like Elijah's Day One - ever. Aww, Foorth, I feel so loved that you recognize my beauty and honor me with a 'ping'. It's quite simple, if he is lynched day one, he'll change his title to Jluck's b**ch!!! Silly, silly Anthony that will never happen even if a very hot place suddenly froze over. Just keep dreaming and singing.
Dragonfire Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Ping. Excuse me, sir, Humphrey would like to know if that was one of your gears malfunctioning, or whether you actually said it
Tamamono Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Excuse me, sir, Humphrey would like to know if that was one of your gears malfunctioning, or whether you actually said it I said what I mean! Don't make robot cracks at me! I buzz, I don't ping!
Dragonfire Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I said what I mean! Don't make robot cracks at me! I buzz, I don't ping! Humphrey apologises profusely. He will not make racist remarks again. (Shut up, Humphrey, of course you won't )
Cutcobra Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Tell that to the Secret Service. You don't tell me what to do! They're not real agents; there's no such thing as real agents. This is a game. No such thing as real agents? A game?! I would have shot you if I hadn't already taken my special grass for the day. Aww, Foorth, I feel so loved that you recognize my beauty and honor me with a 'ping'. Beauty? You? Don't make me laugh.
Lady K Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 You don't tell me what to do! No such thing as real agents? A game?! I would have shot you if I hadn't already taken my special grass for the day. Beauty? You? Don't make me laugh. No one is telling you what to do and there are real agents, we can sing a song about all their heroic deeds (and of course of those of my ancestors......Thor....). And...I am very glad that I make you laugh, my beauty is a gift to all. I make any room just brighten with my appearance.
CMP Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Ah, wonderful! We've got our first confirmed townie! Smashing! What, what? Do you mean he's scum? Dear me! The towniest of the towns? Splendid! It's absolutely superb to know who our town members are! Excellent! In all seriousness though, chaps, I'm not exactly sure why Anthony is so set on voting for Elijah. Other than claiming to be the towniest of the towns, I haven't really seen him do much of anything else that's suspect! Is there a reason for your tunnel vision this early on Day One? Do you mean 'in all seriousness' in a completely non-serious way, or 'in all seriousness' as in you're taking Anthony seriously but not Elijah? Surely you can't be serious? I'm content to let people yammer on, for now, because it's day one and I'm watching for slip-ups too. But this just seems like a weird place to start for such an experience player.
Cutcobra Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 No one is telling you what to do and there are real agents, we can sing a song about all their heroic deeds (and of course of those of my ancestors......Thor....). And...I am very glad that I make you laugh, my beauty is a gift to all. I make any room just brighten with my appearance. You actually think you are beautiful and funny, don't you? An otter seems to better in those qualities than you are.
JackJonespaw Posted December 11, 2015 Author Posted December 11, 2015 ¬ From the Journal of Perce Triggs - 31 of October, 2015 Oh geez, oh geez. Okay, so I was just standing there, looking around, when all of a sudden that walking puddle Quincy came up to me. Seriously, I know we were in the same choir and all, but...geez...I was hoping that now, in this giant hall with new people, I wouldn’t have to talk to him. He came up to me and whispered in my ear, spraying it with sweat, of course. But what he said was actually interesting - “Mr. Johnson has an idea that we need your help with.” Okay, maybe interesting was the wrong word, but geez, give me a break, it’s boring with all this suspicion flying around. Quincy walked me over to that Mike Johnson guy, who was over in the corner. And Mike says “Back in my days in the American army”, geez...it was an anecdote. I’m not ashamed I forgot what he said. Anyway, he finally got to the point. “One of my buddies back in the day had a machine for turning salt water into fresh water. Once we leave, we don’t have the surplus of ice and snow we have here.” It was on the plane with Mike when he crashed, but as there was no need for it, it was shoved in a back room in the Hall. Geez...what was he getting at? He continues with this annoyingly long speech: “We can use Quincy’s sweat here and that machine to give us an infinite supply of water on the road!” I’d have to think about the idea...but I was interested in seeing this machine. I figured it’d be something like a water jug, just with wires and tubes inside to convert the water. It was a lot bigger. Oh geez, was it big. And we were going to carry it all the way down to the Sanctum. Geez...this is why I never talk to Quincy. ¬ End Journal Entry Let the Voting Begin! You have 48 hours to reach a consensus. With 17 players, you need 9 votes to make a majority.
def Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Your terrible misuse of math makes me suspect you already. Yawn Actually, Ping! It's true that having been godfather once, the chances a second time are reset to zero, but it's still unlikely to happen twice in a row. That's common sense, and you are following common stupidity. The first guy to be dumb is usually dumb. The guy egging them on is usually scum. You are my day one lynch candidate. Thank you! The towniest of the towns? Splendid! It's absolutely superb to know who our town members are! Excellent! Someone gets it Why are you surprised? This always happens. People just don't like Elijah's Day One - ever. Someone else gets it I'm not trying to be egotistical, but I know I'm in the scum's top three "get rid of 'em" list (unless Dink is scum, I don't think he's scared of me whatsoever). There's an unavoidable thing called the meta-game, and it usually puts active players with a half-decent record in the cross hairs. Once more, to remind you all, I am the towniest of towns. Vote: Ewan Breckenridge (mostlytechnic)
def Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 Just a reminder to noobs, vote early, vote often. If we put our opinions all out front, it leaves us with more 'opinions' from the scum from which to hang them with later.
jluck Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 Just a reminder to noobs, vote early, vote often. If we put our opinions all out front, it leaves us with more 'opinions' from the scum from which to hang them with later. Yep, that's why I'm following through on all my talk to show I was most definitely not joking and voting for the one confirmed scum-o. vote: Elijah (def) #jluck'sb***ch
mediumsnowman Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 What do you mean nobody listened to my stories? They're thrilling! Adventurous! I right- nobody cares. Just a reminder to noobs, vote early, vote often. If we put our opinions all out front, it leaves us with more 'opinions' from the scum from which to hang them with later. Our dear gardener Elijah makes a good point here. I don't like how quiet TPRU and RoTF are being right now, but that can be chalked up to their play style. I don't think there's enough good evidence to lynch either def or jluck right now. I'll withhold my vote for now.
Lady K Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 What do you mean nobody listened to my stories? They're thrilling! Adventurous! I right- nobody cares. Our dear gardener Elijah makes a good point here. I don't like how quiet TPRU and RoTF are being right now, but that can be chalked up to their play style. I don't think there's enough good evidence to lynch either def or jluck right now. I'll withhold my vote for now. There isn't enough evidence to lynch anyone right now is correct, but to cast a vote helps get said evidence. Anthony usually isn't this talkative on day one of our choir performances (well except one show I remember and he was very scummy then) so to draw out conversations here is my vote: Vote: Anthony Dixon (jluck)
Ranger of the Forest Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 Apologies for my absence, I was so busy making sure that we had enough supplies for the journey that I forgot about all of you... He becomes "Jluck's B**ch", It's quite simple, if he is lynched day one, he'll change his title to Jluck's b**ch!!! #jluck'sb***ch Who is this "Jluck" person you keep speaking of, Anthony? But whoever he is, there's no way he's been acting fishy as you have so far today. Your posts genuinely baffle me, and I find you more suspicious than anyone else thus far. But considering it's day one, that's not saying much. So for now I'll Vote: Anthony Dixon (Jluck) This is almost certainly subject to change, especially if we need to get a lynch, but I might as well go with my gut for the present.
def Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 . I'll withhold my vote for now. You can unvote. Vote now, change it later if you must. No waffling.
mediumsnowman Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 *singsong* Bandwagon... Third on the wagon is a nice spot for the scum to hide. Coupled with your suspicious silence, I'm comfortable enough to Vote: Delwyn Couch (Ranger of the Forest) This vote is subject to change, especially if we need a lynch by the end of today.
Tamamono Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 Vote: Molly (Lady K) Pinged me before, and seems off. The vote for Anthony doesn't feel right - no read on him for now, and I've never played with him before, but Molly's vote feels disingenuous.
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