[O - H03] Shareholders Assemble

[goatman461]

Location: H03 - Kaalin

Tags: Spaceship, Land Vehicle

Hombre, I asked you here today because you're about to take your first steps into a new world... Sorry, this is just a very emotional moment for me...

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...No! please... shhhhh... don't say anything. There are just a few things you need to know about leadership before you go.

Let's get the dogs some exercise while we talk. Come Fluffer!

First, we need to discuss debriefing sessions...

One. Be sure to always wear quick drying underwear. When things get messy, as debriefing sessions tend to, it's nice to know that you can carry on afterwards with a quick hand wash and line dry. Use the hair dryer for faster results.

Two. Adequate hydration is essential. Especially if you plan on a marathon debriefing session with the Kawashita sales and marketing team. Their presentations can go on and on and on.

Three. Always keep lotion handy. It prevents chafing which can cause prolonged debriefing sessions to become painful. I carry a tube in my underwear at all times, since one never knows when a spontaneous debriefing session may occur.

Four. Sometimes you'll find yourself losing stamina during a long debriefing session and you'll start to become unable to keep up with the presentations. Our Octan PharmaTech division has pills to help you stay alert and maintain your attention. I also keep a stash of these in my underwear at all times.

Five. Pay attention to where our customers eyes to tend be drawn to. We have had remarkable success with focus groups remembering our brand when we place our logo on underwear, for instance.

Six. Same applies to audio branding when our customers hear our name when they are focus and stimulated. We are working on olfactory, gustational, and tactile branding where customers can smell, taste, and feel our logo.

Seven... Wait a second... How the hell did we get on top of this A-hole?

By the way, have you been using my shoe polish?

Later...

Commander Hombre, this is your pilot speaking... we will be arriving shortly and I'm being told your team is assembled and waiting. Also, if you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll notice a flock of migrating space whales moving north for the winter.

...and gentlemen it looks like your commander has arrived. I will sign off now and let him take it from here. Commander Hombre, let me introduce you to The Shareholders, Octan's special task force for dealing with the recent assassination attempts. Our point man and Emboian, Maður; veterans from the Mars Mission and specialist in this terror group Colonel Mees and Captain Vīrietis; survival expert Hernan Alvaro; on loan from the Mercy Brandy, my associate Cantillon; you've met our pilot Djevojka; and that blue guy is just around to unload the cargo. Good luck gentlemen, we have full faith in you.

...to be continued.

C&C appreciated

Edited January 15, 2016 by goatman461

[Kodan Black]

Okay, I love the ship, BUT OMG the scenes with the giant dog doing stuff in the background totally steals the show! I kept having to go back and look at each photo multiple times to look at parts other than what the dogs were up to! Hombre's dog is so expressive and he comes across so well as easily showing dog behavior. Maybe the best brick built animal in AG thus far.

[pombe]

These are my proudest moments; I love it when an apprentice becomes an equal. I feel like I've lost a son, but gained a brother. I hope that he will surpass me one day, and then I will have lost a brother, but gained a father.

I didn't understand a single word you just said. It made no sense. And how come he got promoted? I've been your apprentice longest!

Yes, but you aren't a superstar like Hombre or Normal Guy. You know? I wonder how Isabel is. I miss her sometimes. Now she was an explorer! I think Hombre has the potential to be just as excellent as she was.

Edited January 15, 2016 by pombe

[Isundir]

I feel thoroughly entertained and slightly confused, good job

[mediumsnowman]

Fleshie pombe is amazing. And somewhat terrifying at the same time. Some really nice details on that ship too, and as I said in the PM that dog is a beast. Lovin' the teeth.

[SpacerSteve]

Hilarious build! I really like fleshy Pombe and Hombre. The dog and alien wolf thing are awesome! I like how you used the sprue bits and vines to make the green around the A-hole.

[Col. Brik]

I lost it and laughed for a good bit when the peeing started. Very well done and well written. Sorry our presentations are so long that it causes chaffing but hey, lotion always works.

Edited January 18, 2016 by Col. Brik

[Orange Leader]

The attention to detail is amazing in all the models! The spaceship looks too cool and the huge dog's just killer.

[Andromedas Gates]

The judges awarded you 5 points.