Vader Posted May 3, 2005 Posted May 3, 2005 Good the prisoner has had the truth serum plate, soon all his secrets will be known to the Emperor..... Now if only we could wake him from his sleep, perhaps ill tell the officers to make the Death Star shake alittle maybe that will do it..... :-D In the meantime send the probe droid to the rebel sargs cell, i want him probed before the emperor speaks to him.... :-D ;) Quote
snefroe Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 Rogue Leader to Lord VaderThanks to ed_dotcom aerial support in these asteroid field, squadron 1 of Hunters maneged to get really close to this sarg rebel. Squadron 1 of Hunters just shot the rebel sarg's ship - Squadron 1 of bombers are getting in position to capture the trebel and bring him to me. As soon as the rebel is in my grip, I will bring him to you my Lord. Rogue Leader out. Lord Vader, My Master was most displeased with the reaction of our last letter. In fact he was "disturbed", and i'm using diplomtic language here, by the ignorance and arrogance of your generals. My Master also does not understand why you accept the word of your sloppy generals to the detriment of his... However, to proof that my Master is a forgiving man, he's sending you this part of the datastream that was so easily intercepted by us and many others. this datastream contains a message of Rogue Leader (Master Yoda) to you, Lord Vader... it not only mentions callsign Ed_dotcom, it also describes military events you want to keep a secret. You can easily verify this at your own communications headquarters, however bare in mind that your generals will do everything to delete or edit this message to proof me wrong... After all, Lord Vader, they know what you do with generals who are sloppy... regards, a friend Quote
languages Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 I thought this post was meant to be about Lego....? I only obey Master Grevious. He could kick Vaders megablocks anytime... :-D Quote
Vader Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 Once again your master makes remarks about my troops, the Emporer will hear of this and i hope for your sake that they are true or you shall feel the full wrath of the Tie Army!!! And who dares to compare me to that pile of scrap Grevious!!! Pilots Yoda and Ed we have a new target from the trade federation he goes buy the code name languages, bring him to me. Quote
eDeevo Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 Yes Lord Vader... All Squadrons disperse and begin tracking 'languages'... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 4, 2005 Posted May 4, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, I acknowledge the new target my Lord. Dispatching probe droids throughout the Galaxy in search of that Rebel Languages. All squadrons on stand by, awaiting orders. New squadron of Tie Defenders, your Lordship gracefully put in my command, on stand by as well. Rogue leader out. Quote
Vader Posted May 5, 2005 Posted May 5, 2005 Good i want him brought before me, then he will see the full power of the dark side... Use whatever forces you need to capture him, i will take responsibility for ordering this search when i speak to the Emperor again. Quote
Orlego Posted May 5, 2005 Posted May 5, 2005 Woken by the movement of the DeathStar and perplexed that this thread is still going, Emperor Orlego stands to address his troops Quote
Vader Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Ahhh yes an excellent choice of torture my master, your bidding will be done. Troops how goes the search for the rebels?????? Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, The probe droids dispatched through the universe did not signal anything abnormal yet my Lord. Dispatching more droids. Rogue leader out Quote
Vader Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 It bothers me greatly that we have yet to find him, maybe my troops need a lesson in the power of the force........ *Out stretchs arm opens hand ready for choking* Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, That won't be necessary my Lord. One of our probe droid signaled a presence that could ressemble the Languages Rebel. I have sent an informant on Tatooine, where it appears that the Rebel was hired to do a sort of contest about some obscure Dr Who on Mos Eisley. Awaiting your orders my my Lord. Rogue leader out. Quote
eDeevo Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 It would be an honor to be force-choked by you Lord Vader in time.... but at this present time we draw near to the rebel that thou hast asked us to pursue... "languages" will be in our grasp soon... Quote
Vader Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Good, i would hate to be forced into choking me 2 best pilots. Soon the emperor will of found out where the rebel base is and we will lunch a full scale assult on them. Quote
Vader Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 Troops i need an update!!!!! The emperor does grow more angry with our lack of progress..... Quote
eDeevo Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 "zzz...zzz...zzz..." Look Lord Vader... we bring you the rebel "languages", who appears to be in a coma or sleeping, we cannot be sure... Do with him what you will Lord... and about that choke-hold Lord, I am ready to feel your wrath... be gentle though, I bruise easily... Quote
Vader Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 Excellent, when he awakens i will interogate him myself. You have done well Pilot, two more ships will be added to your fleet right away. Quote
Sarg_Kulo Posted May 10, 2005 Author Posted May 10, 2005 I'M SITTING IN A CELL, SITTING IN A CELL, SITTINGN IN A CELL. No one is interagiting me :( Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, On Tatooine, our informant who gave ed_dotcom the location of the Languages Rebel, gave me the description of someone that could definitly fit Grevious. Sending all squadrons to Tatooine for immediate arrest. ed_dotcom stay on red alert in case I need your support. Rogue leader out. Quote
eDeevo Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 ed_dotcom stay on red alert in case I need your support. *transmission Imperially-coded* In an effort to be an 'equal opportunity employer' we hired several color-blind TIE Pilots, who are unfamiliar with the color system, so lets just call it the "flashy-thingy" alert for their sake... ;) Ed-Out... Quote
Vader Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 Hmmm our budget for clones has been stretched recently, but the emperor has promised to look in to the situation with our pilots colour problems. Sarg the Emperor Orlego will deal with you shortly, then you will fear the full power of the dark side!!!!! Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, This nasty Grevious creature is escaping with a weird disc roling thingy - our pilots are too fast for this rubbish... Squadron 1 of bombers circling that creature and bombing his escape route. He will eventually fall in one of those huge craters left on Tatooine!! He will be soon within your grasp my Lord. Rogue leader out. Quote
Vader Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 Good, when i have him i shall destroy him and use him to fix the broken parts of the Emperors chair. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 *using new untrackable coded transmission* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, Good news my Lord, this stupid Grevious fell into a crater!!!! and can't come out!!!!! Trap like a rat he is!!!!!!! His parts will soon be aboard your ship my Lord. The Emperor will be most pleased with this new alloy weelchair!!! Rogue leader out. Quote
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