December 11, 200519 yr So, how many TIEs do you need in your personal squadron to join up? I've got 3 TIE/ln models, 2 TIE Advanced x1 models, a TIE/b, TIE/d, and a custom TIE/i slapped together from another spare Advanced...and I expect to have a real TIE/i shortly. Plus I have a long and storied history as a crack TIE pilot thanks to Lucasarts :P
December 12, 200519 yr Hmmmmmmm....Rogue commander perhaps we should see if this Deinonychus has what it takes to join our empire.....
December 13, 200519 yr The ewoks were a diversion for the rebels, the rebels are secretly breeding more to further their goals of survival! ;)
December 14, 200519 yr All 3 Tie/in, 1 Tie/b, 1 Tie Advanced X1, and 2 Custom made Tie/i fighters awaiting orders
December 14, 200519 yr The ewoks were a diversion for the rebels, the rebels are secretly breeding more to further their goals of survival! ;) What ?????? Where is our Endor admin ?????? I need a report asap before this news come to Lord Vader's attention !!!! Our yub yub burgers cannot run free !!!!!!!
December 14, 200519 yr Endor? Hey I know...we can detonate a Death Star II over the moon...this time with no Rebel Fleet to vaporize the wreckage, we can have a sweet extenction-level barbeque :oD
December 18, 200519 yr How can i join. I have two of those tie collector sets you know the one that came with 4 ties. Two tie bombers and 4 normal ties.
December 23, 200519 yr *brings swift death to those who oppose my bland and dry sense of humor, and the empire*
January 1, 200619 yr Rogue commander we need more officer, see what this dragon king can offer us!!!!
January 1, 200619 yr Rogue Commander to Dragon King !!! Report to me asap !!!! The Empire might have a need for you !!!! Hurry up before its too late !!!!!
January 3, 200619 yr *Pkchssst* This is Y-601, reporting in. We are under attack! *BOOOM* Noo! They got Jimmy! *Ehem* Ah, yes. Need evac, we are under attack, I repeat, under attack! Calling for inmediate evac! The Ewoks were freed, and hours earlier we received a transmission from Naboo. The GunGan processing plants have been attacked, and the pathetic beings freed! Y-601, out... *Pkchssst*
January 3, 200619 yr Rogue Commander to Y-601 Endor Admin, what is that disturbing news ?? Who dared attack our almighty Empire ?? This will be settled as quickly as possible !!!! I need a name or affiliation on that attack ASAP my Admin !!!! He who dares attack the Empire shall suffer thousand deaths !!!! Rogue Commander out.
January 3, 200619 yr Rogue Commander to Lord Vader. My Lord, I come with disturbing news from our Endor Admin !!! We need to dispatch part of the fleet for that ennemy total [beeeeeeeeeeep]. I am waiting confirmation on the attacker before planning a truly revengefull retaliation and destruction !!! My pilots have not engaged in battles for a lo,ng time and can definitly need some action ;) I shall report to you asap my Lordship. Rogue Commander out.
January 4, 200619 yr Those rebels have the nerve to attack us!!!!! Rogue Commander take what ships you need to find and crush whoever is behind the attack....... I will inform the emperor of this attack and if you find that the rebels are to strongly armed then i will bring the Hand of Vader to help you.
January 4, 200619 yr *The Tavares music* *Pkchssst* Y-601 to Rogue Commander, Where is the evac? Our forces have been routed. Only ten men alive, hundreds wounded, more dead! Where is the megablocking evac? Need inmediate eva-- DIE YOU MO' HUMPING EWOK! *Pant* I never liked that one anyways... And get us that evac! Over'an'out! *Pkchsstt* *Cindy Crawford music*
January 4, 200619 yr Rogue Commander to Y601. One ISD is nearly there Endor Admin !!! Hang on in there !!!! It will rain Clonies shortly !!! 3rd Moon of Endor in sight !!! Squadron 1 and 2 of Interceptors, follow me. Sqadron 1 of Bombers, bomb everything that is not Empire related !! The conspirator shall pay, mark my words !! Rogue Commander out !!
January 4, 200619 yr Good rogue commander rain down upon the rebels a storm of clones and wipe endor clean......
January 5, 200619 yr Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, My Bombers are equiped with rather "old school" equipment !!! Let me tell you, those small Sensor Fused Bombs are a real treat :oD Endor shall be wiped "clean" in order to recreate our Yub Yub trade ;) Rogue Commander out.
January 5, 200619 yr Good those future furry food burgers have caused to much trouble already, Rogue commander after your mission is finished i want you to go to Naboo and round up some of those gungans. We have had complaints that our resturants are not healthy enough......perhaps we should try serving a gungan burger instead....
January 5, 200619 yr Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, The only problem with that is that Gungans are a total retarded species, and I'm not sure its much healthier than Yub Yubs *wacko* However I will dispatch a small fleet to go and grab Taun Taus on the Hoth System !!! Its surely heathy because they live on remote pollution free and freezing areas !! I have a good feeling on those creatures ;) Fur, meet and corn for making jewelry !!! I'll report on that asap my Lord. Rogue Commander out.
January 5, 200619 yr Very well commander, but remember our profits will depend on you.... *puts ABBA's song Money Money Money before starting its attack on Endor *
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