Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Your Rebel intellegance is worse than i thought, we didnt lose a single tie in the exsplosion of that backwater planet. If you saw some of our fleet disapear as it exploded that was because they docked on board of the Death Star itself. Your little ewok uprising does not bother the Emperor, our spies have informed him most of the ewoks are still sctarching and now many are furless and cold. :-D Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 *secret code activated* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, I received the furry scratching Yub Yub pic my Lord, I must say this pic made my day!!!! In the event the furry revolution continues, may I suggest, my Lord, placing hair removing cream in those bombers - I will love those Yub Yub looking like Egyptian cats!!!!! Rogue leader out. Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 A very good suggestion rogue leader, we will go with your plan if this one fails. I have also ordered a new breed of troopers, they will be know as Sheertroopers and they will be fitted with plasma razors so that they can remove all ewok hair which we will then sell on e(mpire)-Bay. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 *secret code activated* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My Lord, these new Sheertroopers are an excellent idea!!!!! We can rip off once more for $$$$$ and pleasure that fat slime ball!!!! I heard that his throne needs stuffing.... Yub Yub hairs can do perfectly the job for that!!!!! Rogue Leader out. *secret code deactivated* Quote
snefroe Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 A very good suggestion rogue leader, we will go with your plan if this one fails. I have also ordered a new breed of troopers, they will be know as Sheertroopers and they will be fitted with plasma razors so that they can remove all ewok hair which we will then sell on e(mpire)-Bay. i'm not sure Greenpeace will agree with this, Lord Vader... i'd think twice about this... before you know it, they'll write all sorts of anti-emperor Double T slogans on your precious tie fighters... :P Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 A very good suggestion rogue leader, we will go with your plan if this one fails. I have also ordered a new breed of troopers, they will be know as Sheertroopers and they will be fitted with plasma razors so that they can remove all ewok hair which we will then sell on e(mpire)-Bay. i'm not sure Greenpeace will agree with this, Lord Vader... i'd think twice about this... before you know it, they'll write all sorts of anti-emperor Double T slogans on your precious tie fighters... :P I'm surprised, I didn't know that those furry annoying creatures mastered the art of writing ;) Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 The Emperor will deal with an greenpiece members that dare to interfer with our plans. Rogue leader you will be given the job of selling the fur to the slug once were done here. Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 AHAHAHAHAHHa you will never take us alive! :oo We have many secret bases and have many ewok and jewok warriors ready to fight! :-D :-D Oh yeah, our ewok fur is impenatrable.... SO YOU CAN'T CUT IT Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 *** Yub Yub coding found a dead admiral from the B-Squadron This is not FAIR mister Vader and you'll pay for it ! You perfectly knew that 8'30 was the time for the tea and you took advantage of the situation. How dare you ? A good for a wrong I learned that 75% of your squadrons died in the explosion of Druidia, I think you are going to run out of them *devil* And the new ewok organisation I just joined doesn't need a lot of time to have you destroyed if I help them. However I'm not pleased with them, I could maybe be a mole for you (not under your orders of course I demand a co-commanding of this operation) End of Yub Yub transmission *** Ypu dare betraw us to these fiends? You need redemtion from my master.... :D Anyway, we still caused mass damage to your deathstar when our ewoks commandeered your super star destroyed and crashed it into the deathstar... *twisted* *twisted* We will wait for anotehr opportunity to strike and destroy you Ewoks out.... For now *twisted* Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Fine in that case we will simply destroy your planet with our mighty Death Star :P Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 *- ___ - ___ - ___ - ___ -* Rogue leader to Lord Vader, My Lord, I have acknowledge your bidding. I will take sqadron 1 of bombers and squadron one of Interceptors and deliver the goods to the fat green gullible slob. The rest of my fleet will follow our new mystery pilot in the pursue of Luigi, aka Lonstar. Rogue Leader out. *- ___ - ___ - ___ - ___ -* Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Ha ha ha those silly ewoks got hold of an old star destroyer and crashed it in to the spaceballs home planet....how stupid are these teddy bears???? Quote
eDeevo Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 ....how stupid are these teddy bears???? The answer is "very" my Lord... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 * Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep * Rogue leader to Lord Vader, I could not send any transmission my Lord - I was making my way out of an asteroid field. I couldn't believe my eyes my Lord - I just saw two Gungans flying and deciding to follow our squadrons through the field. One Gungan pushed the wrong button and destroyed his fellow Gungan. He send a detress signal "Missa clumsyyyyyyyyy" and then crashed onto the smaller asteroid that was in front of him. How pathetic... I can just ilmagine his face before crashin my Lordship: I just saw on my monitor the pic of that "Jewok" - those things are a myth my Lord - its a real photoshop pic!!! Those furrless to be creatures are afraid of any weapon if its not made of wood!!!!!! How can this: Or these: pretend to master the Force and light sabers I wonder... Rogue Leader out. * Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep * Quote
DoubleT Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Evil can sometimes hide in a body off good......... Never look down at small beings, some of them will attack you from behind.. If you feel the dark force then you are welcome... Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Welcome to the Tie Army yoda601, you will be in charge of your own Tie Bomber. Now go help Rogue Leader destroy those useless creatures, once theyve been stripped of there fur that is. Quote
yoda601 Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 With pleasure, master! Yay! I'm in the TIE army! REJOICE! :-D Yes, the troops need ewok pelts for icy worlds! *twisted* And when we have finished wiht them, we dump their hairless bodies onto an uninhabited planet and bomb them to smithereens! *devil* Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Yes Yes bomb them till theres nothing left, i see a dark future ahead for you young one. Quote
Vader Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Yes i like the sound of that even more, do it but make sure you leave a few on the planet for Y601 to use as target practice. Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 I am sorry, the ewoks did not hit druidia, we hit your death star But we are more advanced than you think We have "special" ewoks that are not afraid of futuristic guns... if you remember in the battle for endor many years ago it showed an ewok with a storm trooper gun shouting in triumph Anyway, we have a very large fleet and have just recruited help form more furry people........ WOOKIES (our long lost cousins, not mine personally) Us froggy guys have helped the ewoks develope extremely advanced technology. You are children compared to us.. :P :P Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 (gargled message) chhhck... Lord Ewok we chhrkkkk........ the ambush party on chhhhhhhkkk....... is ready to...... They will no........ this time chrrk...... Our fleet has moved into chrrkkk........ they will not survive chhk.... (message clears up) The few ewoks left on endor will be captured just like we planned. Then we willl........ crkkk (message is gargled) they will not be able to crrkkkkhhh........... We will stop them chhkk.............. Green man Out Message ends Quote
mega-robo-dude Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 I've decided to quit the ewoks to see what army I want to join ;) Quote
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