mega-robo-dude Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Right now I am in favor of the ties they have interesting plans for the ewoks *twisted* Quote
little-green-man Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Well, that is too bad, the ties will all die and you with them You are forever in our line of fire! Quote
little-green-man Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Muwahhahahahahahahahah I have some news from the front!!! Ewok Commander) Lord Green, we have just captured a small fleet of star destroyers!!!! Most of the tie fighters got away though We are returning to base.... Yub Yub out Quote
Luigi Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 *** active all transmissions links - Non coded message I received a new Schwedi to train. He will be my Schwadawan for the next 2 years. Unluckily I have to retire until next month to take him vital tests to see if he can be my Schwadawan. Don't try to find me, you won't ... and don't try to contact me there will be no possibilities to. Master of the Schwartz Luigi. Quote
Vader Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Poor little ewok creatures they capture a few star destroyers and celebrate, its a shame that they fell for our trap. You see little G man those ships were old and useless, that is why we allowed you on board, the moment we knew your troops were there we used our secret on board stasis trap. Now we have captured most of your warriors, i have reports coming in that my sheertroopers have sheered them and there on there way to become yub yub burgers. Quote
Vader Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Master we have a new recruit, mega r dude has agreed to submit to your will. MRD you will be our first ground assult leader, as such you will be given a fleet of AT-AT's to command..... Master may i suggest that we promote a loyal pilot to grand moff and give Rogue Leader the title of Rogue Commander???? Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 19, 2005 Governor Posted May 19, 2005 You and I would control the galaxy and strike this stupid empire (which changed in a strange way their emperor ..... Yes we could... But why would I want to? Quote
Vader Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Thy bidding will be done my master.... Ed will you accept the roll of Grand Moff and command of or star destroyer fleet???? Rogue commander who are sells of our new yub yub burger going???? Quote
eDeevo Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Ed will you accept the roll of Grand Moff and command of or star destroyer fleet???? My Lord, I ACCEPT, I ACCEPT!! -ed the "humble" Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 * gyzgfyugafygyufgygfyuzgfyuzgfyuzgfyzegfuyzegfyuzegf * Rogue Commander to mega-robo-dude aka MRD, How is the progress of your AT-AT troop assault on those nasty creatures??? Do not forget that: We need to enslave them (no killing for practice targtes) They represent our food supply for Yub Yub Burgers We need to have our clonebreeders asap We need a few yub yub for target practice for our new Tie Bomber pilot. I have to report to my Master on this issue. Rogue Commander out. Quote
Vader Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 All members of the Tie-Army all hail your new Grand Moff Ed, he has total control over the Star Destroyers now and will help keep the galaxy in order. Rogue Commander the Emperor himself has asked to try one of the Yub Yub Burgers, but he wants one without Ketchup. Make sure its ketchup free or you will end up like the last person who forgot this, he got a few thousand vaults of electric shot at a very private place of his......he know sings in the empires opera. Quote
little-green-man Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO we yub yubs will not submit to your rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, robo never said that he agreed to join you "I'll think about it" he said Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 19, 2005 Governor Posted May 19, 2005 Ok... There's so many posts here I'm not going to spend hours reading them all... I don't have the time now anyway. I want to know what/who the current factions are, and who is supporting/allied them. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 * gyzgfyugafygyufgygfyuzgfyuzgfyuzgfyzegfuyzegfyuzegf * Rogue Commander to mega-robo-dude aka MRD, MRD, I need you to capture one of those things asap: *transferring pic* The Emperor is waiting for his first Yub Yub Burger!!! I want one of those creatures because its meat will be sweeter and more tender!!!! Contact me asap after the capture of this creature. Rogue Commander out. * gyzgfyugafygyufgygfyuzgfyuzgfyuzgfyzegfuyzegfyuzegf * Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 19, 2005 Governor Posted May 19, 2005 Fax? That doesn't seem to fit the rest of the universe... What am I missing here? Quote
eDeevo Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO we yub yubs will not submit to your rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yes you will... infinity... The Empire shall rule all... Quote
little-green-man Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 We have developed technology thanks to me, we have abondoned endor and have developed improved gliders to take out your walkers Quote
Vader Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Mega Robbo Dude Pm, errr i mean he appeared in the form of a hologram to pledge himself to the Emperor.... Quote
eDeevo Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Its time for regicide!!! Interesting statement coming from Pirate scum |-/ ... do you wish to feel the fury of the entire Imperial TIE Fleet unleashed upon you? *twisted* either join the Empire or feel our wrath! :^D Quote
yoda601 Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 *Grhchzrrgcrxxxx* Lord Vader, progress report. My Lord, we have set up many slave camps and we have currently five million ewoks! We will oson find the rest Master. The old Ewoks, whith really bad meat, shall be used for target practice. We have sent a shipment of Old Ewoks to MDR for target practice, and I myself have personally tasted this Ewok meat when I was a little boy, and I must say, the Emperor will be most pleasesed with his Yub-Yub Burgers :-D Y601, over-an'-out. *grgssdchxxx* Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 * gyzgfyugafygyufgygfyuzgfyuzgfyuzgfyzegfuyzegfyuzegf * Rogue Commander to yoda601 Good, Good, I am pleased with your progress. Prepare the arrival of my ship, I will personnaly take a couple of youglings aboard and bring them to Lord Vader - so we can have the first Yub Yub feast!!! Do not forget that Endor is the meat planet, those creatures need to be well taken care of - a stressed meat is not as tasty!!! Rogue Commander out. * gyzgfyugafygyufgygfyuzgfyuzgfyuzgfyzegfuyzegfyuzegf * Quote
Vader Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 The Emperor and myself both look forward to tasting the Yub Yub Burgers, you have all done well and shall be well rewarded. Now tell me have you any leads on the where abouts of the rebel sarg yet??? Quote
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