xwingyoda Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Oh No my dear Emperor and my Lorship, only plans to make our (i mean your) galaxy much more lucrative!!!!! I can't disclose it as of now... I will serve you well, as I have always done !!!!!!!!!! Have a safe trip my beloved Emperor!!!! Quote
Vader Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Master i will do my best to run the galaxy whilst your away, right troops lets thrust some fear into the rebels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 24, 2005 Governor Posted May 24, 2005 LONG LIVE THE TIE ARMY! How big is this supposed TIE army anyway? Where's visual proof of its existence? :^D Quote
yoda601 Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Progress report Lord Vader, Rogue Commander, Every single Ewok on the planet has been captured! The one called Wicket managed to escape before we reached, as we have been told by other Ewoks, who we gave a little "motivation" to tell us the truth. More news; my bombers have attacked the Gungan moons near Naboo. Many Gungans have been killed, and then there planets were swarmed with a fleet of star destroyers, which turned it into half a planet *twisted* . Long live emperor DT! Y601, over-an'-out! Quote
Khorne Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Are there a minimum number of TIEs you need if you wish to join? Are normal groundforces also fine? Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 24, 2005 Governor Posted May 24, 2005 Ya know KhoRne, I get the impression they're too caught up in their role playing to notice our questions. I've asked a few before but have got no response. I guess, if you can jump on board the band wagon you're in. If not you're left puzzled... Quote
eDeevo Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Are there a minimum number of TIEs you need if you wish to join? Yes & no, or perhaps... ask Lord Vader... Are normal groundforces also fine? Yes, normal ground forces are fine... although all Ewok & Gungan ground forces will need to be sacrificed to the Sith immediately... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 * beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, During my last "trip" to Mos Eisley, I found a really excellent ground forces leader!!!!!! May I ask my Lordship hires this Red Leader calling himself KhoRne!!! I have plans for his ground troups: Iam still elaborating a sophisticated plan, but in order to carry it out, I need ground assault troups!!!! Our Endor Administrator made me eat some Yub Yub burger which is excellent I must say !!!!!!!! Also we have several dish ideas for our more "classy "restaurants: Yub Yub capacio: And the traditional Yub Yub Steak BBQ: My Lord, I am about to bring you Ewok Younglings, Please deactivate shield when I approach. Rogue Commander out. * beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep * Quote
eDeevo Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 I could sure go for a good traditional Yub Yub Steak BBQ right about now ;) Quote
Vader Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Ignore you Phes?? No, Never....Its just that my assistant hadnt sent me your messages :-D ;) Leading a Tie Army is hard work you know. Yoy ask how big the Tie Army is?? That is something that i will not give away, after all you could be a Rebel >:( Khorne to join the Tie Army you must be willing to follow all orders, even those that might (and probably will) result in your destruction. We are looking for new groundforces and pilots at the moment tell me what do you have to offer us?? Hmmmm those new meals look great, when the Emperor gets back from his vaca....i mean from torturing rebel spies we will both dine on ewok meat. Y601 you have done well, all gungans are idiots and they will be used in whatever way we see fit!!!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 25, 2005 Governor Posted May 25, 2005 Ignore you Phes?? No, Never....Its just that my assistant hadnt sent me your messages :-D ;) Leading a Tie Army is hard work you know. I can imagine leading a army would be extremely hard work, afterall managing a fleet of the more primitive frigates is not smooth sailing. However, I'd advise terminating such an incompetent assistant. That assistant may become your Achille's Heel in the future. Quote
Vader Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Which assistant do you speak of?? Grand Moff Ed or Rogue Commander?? Both have served me well and they have earned my trust, to suggest that they are weeknesses in the army could result in the Emperor launching a full scale attack on you. Quote
eDeevo Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Which assistant do you speak of?? Grand Moff Ed or Rogue Commander??Both have served me well and they have earned my trust, to suggest that they are weeknesses in the army could result in the Emperor launching a full scale attack on you. I'd be happy to lead the attack Lord Vader... :-D Quote
Vader Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Thank you for volunteering Grand Moff Ed, have your fleet ready should the Emperor give the order. Quote
eDeevo Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Thank you for volunteering Grand Moff Ed, have your fleet ready should the Emperor give the order. The fleet is ready Lord Vader... awaiting orders... Quote
snefroe Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 i don't get it, Lord Vader. if everyone joins you and you're army, then who are you going to fight? KhoRne seems to be you're new pupil... the galaxy is running low on potential enemies... in the end, you will have to order ed or yoda to be the rebel :P talking of rebels... how's Sarq these days? :P i also don't see how you're in need of new pilots. you've just had a new campaign to get new pilots and you're always claiming you hardly loose piots in a fight... sounds like you're lying to the people... i think the ewoks decimated your troops... :P and now you're after an old fashioned pirate? it seems to me, V, that you need to get you're act together... or perhaps it's time to replace you buy one of the captains... :P Quote
Vader Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 What replace me????? If you were closer to me i would force choke the life out of you!!!!! ;) I will continue to recruit Pilots for as long as i like, remember i am Sith and we Sith always want more. :P It is true that we lost some warriors in our battle with the Ewoks but every war has a price to pay and we are happy to pay for getting rid of those creatures. The Empire has many oppertunities for those that wish to join, it just happens to be that our Tie section is the most popular. That reminds me... TROOPS WHERE IS THE REBEL SARG??????!!!!! WHY HASNT HE BEEN RECAPTURED YET???!! Quote
Khorne Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Khorne to join the Tie Army you must be willing to follow all orders, even those that might (and probably will) result in your destruction. Yay!!!! :-D We are looking for new groundforces and pilots at the moment tell me what do you have to offer us?? I have 20 or so clonies (new and old) but I'm busy enlarging this. I have some Scout walkers, a Clone Turbo Tank and some other walkers. Clone Commander Khorne is willing to join your order. |:| Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 25, 2005 Governor Posted May 25, 2005 Which assistant do you speak of?? Grand Moff Ed or Rogue Commander??Both have served me well and they have earned my trust, to suggest that they are weeknesses in the army could result in the Emperor launching a full scale attack on you. Whichever of your assistants who failed to pass my messages on earlier. However, you should have been quite capable to recieve them yourself. Afterall, I made them quite public and used the finest ink in the entire galaxy so they were definitely legible. Yes, launch a full scale attack on me... That would be lots of fun. But first you'd need to find me and hope I didn't have superior defensive measures, which you've probably assumed I don't considering I appear to a primitive Priates. But the only advice I have is: The least likely is the most dangerous... Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 * horrible Celine Dion song * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, My Lord, I have started a full bombing assault on the crappy restaurant of the Galaxy - Bombers reported that a lot of targets have been destroyed. Soon, our Yub Yub Restaurants will rule !!!!!!! My Lord, I have been in contact with that KhoRne character - he could be what I need to execute my plan (if he drops the Commander attitude that is... Red Leader seems like a perfect title my Lord) - taking by force the most wealthy restaurants !!!! No damages will happen... For the other restaurants we just need to make them give us at least 50% of their gross revenues for "protection". Request deactivation of the shield my Lord - I'm bringing you Yub Yub younglings for our mighty Emperor. Rogue Commander out. * horrible Jenifer Lopez song * Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 25, 2005 Governor Posted May 25, 2005 Those Yub Yubs remind me of Islanders for some reason... Quote
Vader Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Hmmmmmmmm how i look forward to my first bite of that Yub Yub Burger, if there to tasty ill have to get our tailortroopers to let my suit out abit. Rogue Commander im not sure about Khorne's title yet it seems to Rebel like to me, i was thinking more along the lines of *encoded pm transmission*. This Phes person is beginning to annoy me, Grand Moff Ed go seek out this Phes and show him the error of his ways!!!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 26, 2005 Governor Posted May 26, 2005 Yes... Come seek me out. I dare you to. But be aware I'm not a person. I'm not even a physical entity. I exist on a higher plane of existence! Quote
Vader Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Ahhh so were dealing with another person who has delusions of grandeur, my troops will deal with you. In time Phes you will understand the power of the dark side and my tie army........... Quote
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