Scouty Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Thank you so much for taking me in. I really appreciate it. The rebellion will pay you for your humblene... Open the door! Oh, where hould I hide? *Hide over by those crates over there, they wont look for you there.* Once again, thank you very much for your humbleness. Quote
Vader Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Admiral 4J to Lord *vader*:My Lord, we detected no traces of the Rebel ships you saw North east, though we did shoot down a few Rebel transports in the South West region. It's possible that they had traveled around the planet to rendezvous there to make it off-world. We've had the planet secured, and I have my men doing a door-to-door inspection of the entire region where your ship crashed. I told the men it would not be a loss to kill them. Admiral 4J to Commando WF: Commando, how goes the scouting? Have you found any rebels? Lord *vader* to Admiral 4J.......... Hmmmmm......... Then the rebels must of recovered them before you got their......... Excellent Admiral leave no stone unturned......... Lord *vader* to Commando Casewindu........... What is the status of General TK?............... *vader* Quote
casewindu Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 casewindu to Lord *vader* : it seems that the general has been drugged or something. He has fainted and at the moment is being brought back to our landing craft by commando marx. He will be continuing tests on him when we get back up to the star destroyer. Quote
Vader Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Lord *vader* to Commando Casewindu.......... Good work Commando.......... As you have proven yourself in the rescue of the General i have decided to promote you to the rank of Captain.............. You will now lead the Elite Commandos.......... You will still answer to the General when he recovers but the Elite Commandos are the very best, all 8 of them are fully trained in Jedi Hunting and extermination........ Use them wisely Commando Captain Casewindu............. *vader* Quote
Scouty Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 *Knock* *Knock* *Knock* They have gone then? Yes, it is safe to come out Freeze rebel! I'm sorry, they had me beat, please do forgive me! You're forgiven....... I will go easily, StormTroopers. Come on you, get a move on!! Quote
casewindu Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 Lord *vader* to Commando Casewindu..........Good work Commando.......... As you have proven yourself in the rescue of the General i have decided to promote you to the rank of Captain.............. You will now lead the Elite Commandos.......... You will still answer to the General when he recovers but the Elite Commandos are the very best, all 8 of them are fully trained in Jedi Hunting and extermination........ Use them wisely Commando Captain Casewindu............. *vader* thank you my lord, i will not disapoint you. >:-) also the medics have found that general TK had been shot with some sort of lethal toxin and further tests suggest that the toxin was rebel made. Dont fear we managed to extract the toxin from the General and he is recovering as we speak. i will give you more news when i hear it. Quote
Scouty Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 OOC: If a gramatical teacher would to step in this thread, the gramatical teacher would explode! i=I Capital letters! :-P Quote
The Kid Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 OOC: I'm currently in Paris and won't be able to log on. Just do the story without me until next Thursday, when I will be back. :-) TK Quote
Western Forever Posted April 4, 2007 Posted April 4, 2007 Commando WF to Admiral 4J I'm on this asteroid to the left. My ship is shot down, and I need to be transported back to the Death Star for replacement and information on my next mission. If you can beam me up, I'll be sure to return the favor some other time. Over. Quote
Professor Flitwick Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 lord *vader* i have 5 prisinors here they say that they won't give away any information, what do you want done with them >:-) . Quote
xwingyoda Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 GM *yoda* to Lord *vader* MY Lordship !! I was really enjoying some LONG and PAID holidays (I love how the Empire is Generous with their GMs !!) with some Darth Hotties and Tweek Girls ('you know what I mean :-P )... LIFE !! I was waken from all that by one of my spies !! Look what is portraid within some corners of our Empire: Its a bloody OUTRAGE !! Making fun of the most powerfull GM >:-( Portraying him with bloody French stereotypes in a Tweek Girl's Outfit !! WTF !! That author needs to be set to my expeditive justice !! First I will need to relax !! Those bloody Gungans decided to make a joke and hided all my chocolate eggs in that ISD !! G, that thing is freaking HUGE !! It will take me forever to reclaim ownership of those darn eggs !! GM *yoda* Out !! Quote
Starwars4J Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Admiral 4J to GM *yoda*: Welcome back, sir! I'm glad to hear that rebel propaganda of your death was proven wrong! That image...*tries to hold back laughter* is an outrage to the Empire! ... It was...probably...the work of that sick Rebel oo7. I'll begin an investigation immediately! Admiral 4J to Commando WF: :-D :-D :-D Er, sorry. Commando I need you to gather my intelligence personnel and begin an immediate investigation of the recent propaganda campaign against GM *yoda* Quote
Scouty Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Where are you tackin... Quite Rebel! *Blugdered with a heavy object* Quote
oo7 Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Sick? Who are you calling sick? General oo7 to the Death Star.... Imperial Filth, we have captured one of your leading officers and we are holding him in custody, perhaps we could set up a little compensation. Or we could have the hostage die. Your choice. This is NOT a racist joke. This is IS part of the STAR WARS story. The people in the Star Wars universe do not actually speak or write English. The above is NOT arabic but something similar. And we have had much worse vignettes posted here anyway even by very respected members. ;-) This message was given with all due respect. oo7 out. Quote
Starwars4J Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 Sick? Who are you calling sick?General oo7 to the Death Star.... Imperial Filth, we have captured one of your leading officers and we are holding him in custody, perhaps we could set up a little compensation. Or we could have the hostage die. Your choice. This is NOT a racist joke. This is IS part of the STAR WARS story. The people in the Star Wars universe do not actually speak or write English. The above is NOT arabic but something similar. And we have had much worse vignettes posted here anyway even by very respected members. ;-) This message was given with all due respect. oo7 out. OOC: Why not just use arabesh...? (aka. basic) Quote
casewindu Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Sick? Who are you calling sick?General oo7 to the Death Star.... Imperial Filth, we have captured one of your leading officers and we are holding him in custody, perhaps we could set up a little compensation. Or we could have the hostage die. Your choice. This is NOT a racist joke. This is IS part of the STAR WARS story. The people in the Star Wars universe do not actually speak or write English. The above is NOT arabic but something similar. And we have had much worse vignettes posted here anyway even by very respected members. ;-) This message was given with all due respect. oo7 out. ooc: quite frankly i find it amazingly funny! :-D who is that though? Quote
zero1312 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 I agree, WE DO NEED Interceptors, normal version and Royal Guard version (crimson colored) ;) I have a crimson colored one but it's not Lego. :-( Quote
Western Forever Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Commando WF to Admiral 4J I have managed to break into the Rebel base of 007, and freed the officer he was holding hostage. I have 007 subdued. What should I do with him? Anyway, I have traced the propaganda's origin to Coruscant. I'm going in, and I plan to seek and destroy this heathen. Over & Out. Quote
Starwars4J Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Admiral 4J to Commando WF: Hm, you've managed to capture the Rebel leader? It seems a little too easy, it might be a body double. I assure you the propaganda is being handled. I want you to bring me the Rebel that you captured for questioning. Quote
Starwars4J Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 OOC: Okay, my post has been edited as well then Quote
Western Forever Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Commando WF to Admiral 4J I'm en route to you, with the rebel in tow. (walks up to 4J) Here he is. Feel free to perform several painful procedures upon him in order to see if he really is the infamous 007 or not...hehehe... (Gives rebel) Quote
oo7 Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 ooc: quite frankly i find it amazingly funny! :-D who is that though? Exactly, it's a joke but not a racist joke. ;-) I assume you refer to the imperial in your second sentence, so I shall inform you that it is Tarkin before Episode three. Obviously he he is not yet Grand Moff as the position is already taken by that small green fellow. Ahh! What's this? There appears to be an intruder on level 3! *Code Red Intruder Alert* Seal off quadrants delta trough eta! Security, get down there now! Agh, there getting away!! Quote
casewindu Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 captain casewindu to Lord *vader* Lord, the medics have run further tests on the toxins and dart found in General TK's body and have concluded that the dart was indeed rebel made! The toxin is made from a pollen from a plant found only on the planet of felucia. I myself shall travel there with the new clones you have given me command over. Captain Casewindu out. Quote
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