Governor Mister Phes Posted May 26, 2005 Governor Posted May 26, 2005 Your dark side? HAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE DARK SIDE!!! Quote
eDeevo Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Yes Lord Vader... mister_phes, if you do not comply, I will be forced to disentegrate my own Pirate forces while you are forced to observe... I know you cannot handle this being the Pirate lover that you are... do not make it come to that point... Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 26, 2005 Governor Posted May 26, 2005 This is just like the time Indiana Jones threatened to blow up the Arc of the Covenant... Go on them... Fry them to their miserable deaths... Then take pictures and post them in the MOC section. It would be a rather interesting creation to be sure. Quote
Vader Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 You know nothing of our power little one, we are Sith and all will fall beneth us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 26, 2005 Governor Posted May 26, 2005 And where do you think midichlorians come from? You think they just appear out of nothingness? Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 * horrible snoop dog song * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, My Lord, I have excellent news: I found the perfect "actress" for the commercials of our new Yub Yub burgers!!! Check this future comming campaign: I am sure we will rule the Fast Food Galaxy (we already rule the rest !!!!) Rogue Commander out. * horrible Dr Dre song * Quote
Darth_Ewok Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 The ewok rebellion shall return soon... to get revenge on the tie army... Quote
Vader Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Yesssssssssssssss........Good work Rogue Commander she will be perfect for our advertising department. What news on the rebels Sarg and Phes do you have for me my troops????? Quote
snefroe Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Yesssssssssssssss........Good work Rogue Commander she will be perfect for our advertising department.What news on the rebels Sarg and Phes do you have for me my troops????? wasn't languages another rebel you were looking for, V? however, i can help you with that. he's going to billund this weekend. Billund, as in Denmark, Europe, Earth, remember, V? perhaps you can set a trap there... he will probably visit the pab shop... :P Quote
Vader Posted May 27, 2005 Posted May 27, 2005 Ahhhh troops the bounty hunter snefroe1, has given us the whereabouts of a rebel!!!! Go capture him for me and you shall all be well rewarded!!!!! Quote
yoda601 Posted May 28, 2005 Posted May 28, 2005 I stumbled acrosss our great emperor on Coruscant yesterday, nad he inroduced me to GM ed Dotcom! Snapshot! What great time we had... Luckily, I had some Yub-Yub burgers in a capsule to give to Emperor Double T, or he would have squashed me like a bug... Quote
Vader Posted May 29, 2005 Posted May 29, 2005 What???? There was a party and i wasnt invited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This just wont do!!! Rogue Commander assemble the troops, for tonight we shall throw a huge party and feast on Yub Yub Burgers! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 29, 2005 Governor Posted May 29, 2005 What news on the rebels Sarg and Phes do you have for me my troops????? Just to clarify, I'm not a rebel. I'm not rebelling against your Tie Army. I simply don't give a hoot about it. As I'm on a different plane of existence therefore it does not concern me. Quote
xwingyoda Posted May 29, 2005 Posted May 29, 2005 * Special Announcement !!!!!!! * Rogue Commander to all the Tie Army, Report to me asap !!!!! We are throwing the biggest party of the galaxy aboard Lord Vader's mothership!!!!! We need to arrange details. My Bombers are filled with younglings ready to serve as Yub Yub burgers !!!!!!! I am on my way to pick our PH "actress" for some "live" action. Rogue Commander out. * Special Announcement over !!!!!!! * Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 29, 2005 Governor Posted May 29, 2005 My Lord, I have excellent news: I found the perfect "actress" for the commercials of our new Yub Yub burgers!!! I am sure we will rule the Fast Food Galaxy (we already rule the rest !!!!) This is the most disgusting imagery I've ever seen... You're bound to rule for sure with this. Most will take one look at this and die of shock. Quote
DoubleT Posted May 29, 2005 Posted May 29, 2005 What is this........ I am gone, and they start to party, and make hamburgers?????? And Rogue Commander ...... JLo have done much evil for us, so do not make fun of her. Every Trooper of the Empire FOCUS!!!! Oh and Bring Darth Hilton to me.... Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 31, 2005 Governor Posted May 31, 2005 Nothing like a trashy American woman to stimulate the hearts and minds of the hungry throughout the universe... Quote
Vader Posted May 31, 2005 Posted May 31, 2005 Master i have heard that Darth Hilton is off making a *ahem* video to promote our Yub Yub Burgers, she took many young pilots with her more than what are usually needed for escorting a Darth..... Quote
snefroe Posted May 31, 2005 Posted May 31, 2005 lord vader, may i focus your attention back on your work again? meaning, catching rebels? my spies told my languages escaped in Billund... your troops didn't do a very good job there... my spies told me something like : troops... party... burgers... Hilton... anyway... this languages has vital information about future moves of tlc but is not willing to go public with this... he says he took an oath... surely you realise this information cannot stay a secret... this information has to become public thru this website in order to get more members and more potential pilots for your fleet... this time i ask that you use your elite troops, the best of the best, to capture this creature and get the information... Quote
DoubleT Posted May 31, 2005 Posted May 31, 2005 Yes Focus everyone.... Stop the strange thing of burgers. Its not our mission, our sister company McD all ready has that job... Lord Vader i want results....... or......... els..... Quote
Vader Posted May 31, 2005 Posted May 31, 2005 Yes my master..... GM Ed, Rogue Commander...i want the rebels captured now!!!!! Use whatever you need and i want all troops to report to me there current locations and activities...... Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 31, 2005 Governor Posted May 31, 2005 Master i have heard that Darth Hilton is off making a *ahem* video to promote our Yub Yub Burgers, she took many young pilots with her more than what are usually needed for escorting a Darth..... She'll definitely be your undoing. Her influence is so great your very own troops will be effected by it and they will not be able to concentrate 100% on the task at hand. Quote
eDeevo Posted May 31, 2005 Posted May 31, 2005 Lord Vader, We are currently in sector 7, continually searching for the vortex to bring us nearer to this 'mister_phes' character's personal 'plane of existence'... and actually, no wait, there it is!! --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- -- --- --- *---* Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted May 31, 2005 Governor Posted May 31, 2005 A vortex won't achieve that! Unlikely your primitive technology is capable of generating an artificial interdimensional nexus, capable of bridging alternate realities and planes of existence with your own. Quote
Khorne Posted May 31, 2005 Posted May 31, 2005 The 6th Clone Legion is at your command, Lord Vader 316. We're awaiting our orders >-| . BTW, can you inform Rogue Commander that he mispelled my name in my title ;) . Quote
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