Corvus Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) In one peice? Aww... Since he has a habit of destroying cuffs, I was thinking we could just blast him from a distance and put his severed, yet alive, head in bacta... If not... Jaing, help me try to find some EMP grenades to knock out his weapons... MM: *looks at Norrington, who is attempting to fix his leg* Just you leg? You should count yourself lucky, with these turbines. 8- Edited July 17, 2007 by Mr. Mandalorian Quote
Grand Moff Viceroy Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Reporting for instructions. Standing by. Quote
The Kid Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Gah! Pesky Sand-Wampas! I'll show them... Rashn-fashn-growl... Oh crap. They're coming back!!! TK Quote
casewindu Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 In one peice? Aww... Since he has a habit of destroying cuffs, I was thinking we could just blast him from a distance and put his severed, OOC: actually MM I ment your radio that you are lending to us and for that not to be destroyed not TK! ;-) ) Oh hi TK can we drop in again! no? well we are anyway! awwww your leg hurt, let me take your mind off it! (shoots TKs other leg so he falls to the floor) there we go isn't that better, men get him onto the ship we shall take him straight to Vader himself. Captain Casewindu to Lord *vader* : Lord, we have captured TK and are bringing him back to you personally. We are on Mr Mandalorians ship which has a very impresive cell section that will make sure TK does not escape. Incase he does try I request a squadron of Ties to escort the ship until it docks. should be with you in 1 hour. Oh and Lord please give MM a special reward he has proven essential to the capture. OOC: hope you dont mind us capturing you TK a just thought it would be great with you to have a fight with *vader* or something, I can change it if you have other plans! ;-) Quote
Corvus Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 OOC: Acually, I thought it would have been a good idea to only keep his head, but then give him a cybernetic body later on. 8- Quote
Norrington Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 *Looks at bandages stump* Damn it... MM, why couldn't you put those turbines on the outsie or put some barriers on them? You owe me a leg! *Looks as blood stained pants* And soom new pants. Quote
The Kid Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 *Thinks VERY hard* *You... will... follow...* *kshhh* *crackle* *other funny noises* ALERT. Several Sand-Wampas have launched themselves onto the side of the ship. I repeat, several Sand-Wampas... Hahahaha!!! *rolls head, foams at the mouth* Ahem. Well, yes. TK Quote
Vader Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Lord *vader* to All troops.......... The Emperor has summonded me to the Death Star.......... Communications may go offline.... Therefore i leave Admiral 4J in charge until my return.......... *vader* Quote
Stealth Hunter Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) Stealth Hunter here and ready for orders! My life for the Empire! *sweet* My ship is ready! Edited July 19, 2007 by Stealth Hunter Quote
casewindu Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Dammit what the hell are stupid sand wampas doing on the side of the ship! MM try to shake the ship around as much as possible to shake them! Norrington, stauder and Iambad go to check on TK bet anything this is his doing. I will try to hang out of the ship and shoot them off! MM you could also drive the ship higher and higher so they lose oxygen! Captain CW to Lord *vader* or Admiral 4j or who ever is in charge: Admiral, we need help we can not just take on TK on our own reqesting backup ASAP!!! Quote
The Kid Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 My doing indeed... *Stauder, Norrington and Iamded stumble through the door* S: Hands up, punk! N: Uh... Stauder? We tied him up, remember? S: Oh. Right. I: Uh... guys? S+N: What? I: Uno Problemo! *All turn to stare at TK, who is free and accompanied by 2 Sand Wampas* Get 'em, boys! TK Quote
Corvus Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 Gaah! Get off of my ship! I just repainted it! Yaah! *shoves the control yoke to one side, and the Dawn Rose rolls, throwing off sand wampas\ Haha! Jaing: *checks screen* fierfek. Two are inside! *opens hatch* Hey guys, hang on... *Stauder, Norrington, and iamded grab safety handles, while also grabbing struggling TK* *Puts Dawn Rose in a vertical climb* *sand wampas fall out of hatch* *closes hatch* Hope they didn't scuff the deck... Someone put a bandage on Norrington's leg stump, before he bleeds all over the place. I just cleaned this place. *TK starts foaming at the mouth again* MM: Just a sec. *takes fish club and whacks TK upside the head* There we go. Good idea, lets go higher... space higher... Quote
Stealth Hunter Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 I am here and waiting for orders >:-) ! So what can I do for the Empire! I like exclamation marks *wub* ! Quote
The Kid Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 OOC: This is getting funnier by the post :-D :-D Grr! I want my Sand-Wampas!! Blergh... *grabs piece of wood with nail in the end* Come on then! TK Quote
Corvus Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 OOC Yeah, this is so random! A mid-air battle with wampas! :-D Whats next? A swordfight with slapsticks?! What the...? Where could you possibly find timber on my ship?! Oh well... *looks around and finds an electrostaff and a slapstick* hmm, choices, choices... Quote
casewindu Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 MM HERE! (CW throughs a cricket bat to MM) ok guys get around him! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! crap another Wampa! (pulls out a big cartoon style ham leg from under his armour). This was my lunch but you can have it! (throughs it out of door and wampa follows ). ok talking about ham, hams up TK! hehehe X-D (everyone gives casewindu the evil eyes) what? :-$ ( OOC: I also agree that this is getting funnier and funnier every post, maybe Stuader and Iambad could contribute soon? ;-) ) Quote
Norrington Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 OOC: I think this should be more serious now, lest Lord *vader* go sith on our a$$es... 8-| *Put more bandages on leg, which continues to bleed* I think I might need to go to the Med bay so- *Passes out from blood loss* Quote
Stealth Hunter Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 Hello! Im back in the battle and I have got some creepie Wampas on my ship >:-( ! what to do with them? (pulls a giant laser gun out of his nose and shoots the Wampas *sweet* ) My idea how to fix the problem turned out very well! :-) :-) :-) I still like exclamation marks! *wub* Quote
Corvus Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 *TK takes slapstick from MM and slaps him with it* MM: Hey! Well, at least he chose for me! *wields electrostaff* Jaing: OK, no more wampas... Gaah! Norrington passed out! *slaps Norrington* Wake up! Wake up! *calms down* All right... Med bay... aha! Bacta! OOC: isn't it odd how we keep finding all these objects on the ship?*wacko* Stealth Hunter, where are you? And you might want to be a bit less random. ;-) Quote
The Kid Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 *Stumbles into a compartment* Hey! The Crown Jewels! I.e. the good kind - the ones that are worth something, you dirty-minded oaf! *puts on crown and holds septer proudly* I, Sir King Thing TK, hereby declare all you lot to be naughty. Now go sit in the corner! TK Quote
Starwars4J Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 What's going on here? I finish my mission and everyone's acting crazy. Someone inform me on the current state of affairs amongst the Empire. Quote
Corvus Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 WTF?! You weren't supposed to find those! I stole found them on my last mission! *knocks off crown and scepter* *Whacks TK with electrostaff* No, you're naughty! now go back to your cell! OOC: Yes, the wampas were funny, but this is just a bit odd. We need to stay funny but not too random. SW4J, *vader* finished off (not permanently, I think) Maul Devill. Casewindu, Norrington, iamded, stauder are I are currently aboard my ship, the Dawn Rose and are fighting TK. Quote
Starwars4J Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 What are your coordinates and do you think you'll be needing backup? Quote
Piranha Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) Where have all are rebel friends gone to captain? General,they have been captured and imprisoned in Imperial Star Destroyers Drat the luck!!!Oh well at least you are still here captain Thank you general,now I will go to the control room and pilot this ship to Kamino Very well,Those Kaminoians will be bribed easily *Ship jumps threw hyperspace *kamino shows up *ship overshoots kamino What happened??!!! Sorry Sir we have overshot and now the imperial forces have been alerted Send all piolts to the hanger bay and prepare for battle *jumps in X-wing fighter *leaves hanger This is green leader prepare for battle Destroy all enemy ships then head into Kamino and destroy all clonig facilites Right General *TIE fighters come scearming in BLAM!!!BLAM!! *2 TIE fighters get destroyed by rockets hehe oh no I got one TIE on me I'll try and shake him off then double around *TIE keeps fireing *I manage to get behind TIE using my superb piloting skills BLAM!! Got him alright men 2 fighters come in with me General Piranha Edited July 20, 2007 by Piranha Quote
Corvus Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Hmm, we might. *ducks as casewindu throws the cricket bat at Tk over his head* Yes, we probably do. Here are our coordinates: *coordinates encrypted* Quote
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