eDeevo Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Fried Stormtrooper is too crispy & tough for human consumption... so are you implying that you are not human mister_phes? Perhaps just a different form of scum? Either way mister_phes, we will find you & we will force you to watch Ms. Hilton eat... your attempt at neutrality has not been overlooked, but it is futile due to the fact that making a statement such as "I have no intention of becoming involved with anything." verifies that you have become involved... & "involved" you shall be *twisted* ... prepare for the wrath of the TIE Army! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 2, 2005 Governor Posted June 2, 2005 Oh, I can already see Ms Hilton eat quite fine from where I am now, amongst other things :^D But thanks all the same! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 2, 2005 Governor Posted June 2, 2005 Jedi Powers are soooooooo over rated. Definitely stick with the Dark Side. Quote
snefroe Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 lord vader, you shouldn't take out this rebel Phes because he might be a threat, you should kill him because he's annoying the entire galaxy :P we haven't seen any manifestation of whatever power he might have and he's distracting you from killing the real scum of the galaxy... i think he's lonely and simply wants attention... just give him a babysitter and move on... :P Quote
eDeevo Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Methinks he was ignored as a child... & needs attention... Lord Vader will be happy to give you his full attention... with a force choke-hold ;) Quote
Vader Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Hmmmm the bounty hunter does speak the truth.....GM Ed call off the search for this phes, we will leave him for now. Now then its time to find these rebels, i want them now and if i dont have them soon i shall start force choking all around me!!!!! Rogue Commander where is the report that i asked for!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 3, 2005 Governor Posted June 3, 2005 lord vader, you shouldn't take out this rebel Phes because he might be a threat, you should kill him because he's annoying the entire galaxy :P we haven't seen any manifestation of whatever power he might have and he's distracting you from killing the real scum of the galaxy... i think he's lonely and simply wants attention... just give him a babysitter and move on... :P That's right! I don't have any powers whatsoever. Although that might not be entirely true. But I do have a nice collection of baby sitters as it is. A few more can't hurt. Send them over! Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 3, 2005 Governor Posted June 3, 2005 Methinks he was ignored as a child... & needs attention... Lord Vader will be happy to give you his full attention... with a force choke-hold ;) I was never a child though... And I've got so many baby sitters giving me attention I've got to fight them off to write these messages. And a decent force choke-hold would be nice... Nobody can seem to get it right, and its not the same when you do it yourself. Quote
Vader Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 ATTENTION ALL TROOPS! I have had reports from our resturants near endor that a few ewoks managed to escape, in the prossess they eliminated a few troops and managed to steal a few ties!!!! Unconfirmed reports suggest that Rogue Commanders personnal Tie may have been destroyed in the escape, i have also been informed that the ewoks headed back to endor. KhoRne prepare your troops for a full ground landing, GM Ed i want you to find out what has happened to Rogue Commander. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 * yugtfuiztgafcuyzgukcguicgklguqvg * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, Those rumors are totally noy founded my Lord !!!!!!! A few Ewoks effectively tried to escape but were dealt with in 5 minutes!!!!!!! (hummmm, Yub Yub soup !!). Also the restaurants are working in a very high pace my Lord !!!!!! Thisd darth Hilton surely knows how to do commercials... I need KhoRne's troup for a ground assault on nasty competition - my bombers already got rid of major chains, however I need ground support to take nice restaurants for our more fncy clientele !!!! Rogue Commander out!! * yugtfuiztgafcuyzgukcguicgklguqvg * Quote
yoda601 Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 My Lord, Endor has been conquered fully, my presence is no longer required. I request to be sent to Naboo to capture the GunGans. They too are said to have good meat, and can be used for a good cause, snacks for the Stormies! Endor will be left in the hands of my young apprentice, LegoCreator if I am allowed to attack the GunGans. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 3, 2005 Governor Posted June 3, 2005 I don't get it? Why would Yodas want to help the Empire.... Such corruption... Quote
Vader Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 Good work GM Ed, Rogue Commander i am happy that you survived the attempted escape of the ewoks. Y601 Take your Ties with you to Naboo, as Khorne has his troops ready take him with you for back up. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 * michael jakson songs !!! * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, My Lord, I really need some ground troups to launch operation "restauration ruling". Gungans are silly creatures and totally lacking monetary value !!!! They can wait. And they won't go anywhere, they crash every thing they touch !!! Rogue Commander out. * michael jakson songs !!! * Quote
yoda601 Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 Rogue Commander, That is why we make GunGan food processing plants on Naboo, and once we have them on Naboo, we move to other homes of GunGans. Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 4, 2005 Governor Posted June 4, 2005 The management of this Empire is somewhat illogical. For some reason, this Vader chacter insists upon destroying me, however I pose no thread or desire to do anything malicious to the Empire. So why bother? If we look at the movies (in which these ideas have been plagiarised from), the Empire made alliances which third parties. E.g. Bounty Hunters like Bobba Fett. Now obviously Bobba Fett couldn't take out the Empire himself, however he could be and was used as a valuable addition. He was utilised by the REAL Lord Vader by helping to lure Luke Skywalker into a trap, rather than Lord Vader hastily trying to take him out without considering the other possibilities. Quote
Vader Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 If you wish to be used as a Bounty Hunter Phes then please submit your CV to GM Ed he will see if you have the skills for the job...... Rogue Commander take a squad of troops to start opertaion "restauration ruling". Y601 has already left with Khorne and his troops for naboo, Rogue Commader take whatever other troops you need and start the operation. Quote
xwingyoda Posted June 4, 2005 Posted June 4, 2005 * *sing* *sing* *sing* *sing* *sing* * Rogue Commander to Lord Vader, Yes my Lord, I will go back to Mos Eisley and make "special forces" out of greedy Bounty Hunters and Jedi Renegades. These are really easy bargains my Lord: I'll offer them one dinner with Darth Hilton and they will all say yes and "Hail to the Empire"!!!!!!!! I will report on my progresses shortly my Lord. Rogue Commander out. * *sing* *sing* *sing* *sing* *sing* * Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 4, 2005 Governor Posted June 4, 2005 If you wish to be used as a Bounty Hunter Phes then please submit your CV to GM Ed he will see if you have the skills for the job...... I don't remember that happening in the Star Wars universe. This is certainly is an interesting reality! I'd be much better suited to reconnaissance however, since I exist on a different plane and have the ability to observe what's going on in other planes. Its very hard to detect my prescence when I'm not communicating. Quote
Orlego Posted June 5, 2005 Posted June 5, 2005 Wow, you all are crazy.... hmmm, I mean, keep up the good work. ;) Quote
Governor Mister Phes Posted June 5, 2005 Governor Posted June 5, 2005 I already knew I was crazy. But I'm most crazy as I'm straying the furthest from the traditional Star Wars themes. And annoying everyone in the process *devil* Quote
Vader Posted June 6, 2005 Posted June 6, 2005 Troops we have a uncomfired report that Ex-Emperor Orlego came around for a few mins earlier, this may be bad if he and Emperor DT meet...... I would suggest that all troops prepare for the worst.............. Quote
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