Vader Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 Of course, My Lord... I even find them to be quite helpful at times... although, you were right, Iamded has an annoying voice indeed.Lord of Pies! Relieve yourself of that meaningless task at once! You are to investigate Rebel bombings on a key Imperial base on Mygeeto... Go now... Iamded, Casewindu and MM: Report to me with your findings at dawn. Lord *vader* to Apprentice...... Excellent........ If the sound of our pilots voice is that annoying then i could always show you how to force choke....... Most never recover full use of there voice box afterwards............... *vader* Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 TDF: Ughh. This box is so stuffy, and those commandos sure are serious. I wonder what I'm flying in, though. What the... It's a Lego Imperial Landing Craft! Wait, that means if I sneak out, get over to one side, and push on the roof, it'll come free! I'd better use my thermal vision headset first. *BWEEEE* Hmm, no one in sight. And everything around me is red. I don't recall my headset showing coolness as red... Oh wait. *touches box wall* *PSSSS* Ahh, that's hot! No wonder; the box is so hot no heat signatures come from beyond it. Damn. Well, the only other way is up 'n' out... Boss: I don't know about you, but this cockpit is a tad bit small. I'm going back. Actis Squad: You got it, Boss. Boss: *sigh* I hate it when they do that. Actis Squad: You got it, Boss. Boss: *throws up hands in despair* What's this? A container has beenURKK TDF: *grabs Boss and gags him* Where's this lander headed? Boss: Haghkya, I d-d-on't know. TDF: Well, my hand is conveniently rested under your neck. Try again. Boss: Gahhh, Korriban! The Sith planet. TDF: Thanks. *pulls arm across and chokes Boss* Boss: Hugghekhelka, hggg...uhhh.*flop* TDF: Much better. Now to jump this crate. Oh shoot. I don't have a p... Arachute! Excellent! I'm glad this box was storing parachutes. *opens side and leaps* WOOHOO... Quote
casewindu Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 Casewindu to dark apprentice: Sir, I have been asking around the local taverns and cantinas and found someone with a holocrom that will direct me straight to the object. He is a foolish old man yet there seems to be some sort of odd feeling about him, as if he has been trained in the force. I think he may have seen past my disguise. I am meeting him soon, if all goes to plan we shall have your object in a matter of days. Casewindu out. Quote
Dark Apprentice Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 Good, casewindu... you had better hope it does indeed go to plan. I do not take kindly to failure or defeat. Lord of Pies, report in. Has the rebel attack been silenced? My Lord, that would be useful indeed... >:-) Not just for the troops, either. I believe I have found her, My Lord... Shaak Ti has surfaced... Quote
Corvus Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 (edited) Speeders arrive in sector three Y'know, I still can't believe that worked, ner vod. Do we really look like delivery boys? Well, that is the idea, Jai'ika. Cheeky di'kut. So, what exactly is that we're looking for? A rock. *Looks around* Well, isn't that just great. We're looking for a rock. In a quarry. Fierfek. *Steps on a rock, which is concealing a button. A grinding sound occurs* Uh-oh. *Suddenly, a pedestal arises from the quarry. Sitting on top of it is...* A rock. Well, how conveiniant. Well, let's grab it and go. *Stuffs rock inside pocket* Hold it right there, you two! Edited November 8, 2007 by Mr. Mandalorian Quote
iamded Posted November 9, 2007 Posted November 9, 2007 Oh sonofa... Sector 2. Next time I'll read the message properly. Damn it. If I had done this earlier, I could have just pretended I was delivering the cargo, gone to sector 2, nabbed what I'm after, and gone off with out a fuss! *sigh* Oh well, time to go back. Maybe I should just fight my way through, but I was told these guys are heavily armed, with "more firepower than I can imagine." Then again, with this disguise, I could swap this blaster for a rifle, be as heavily armed as them, and he did say "kill all in your way"... <A while later, back at the armoury. Ded walks through the door, with the guard moving aside to make way. Puts his blaster back on the rack, and grabs the biggest, most powerful looking gun he can find. Picks up a couple of grenades too> H'okay. Here I go. Oh wait... better keep this brief, I get the feeling this guy doesn't like me much... *Ahem* Ded to Dark Apprentice. Back on track, going to get the... 'item' now. Ded out. Quote
casewindu Posted November 9, 2007 Posted November 9, 2007 Casewindu to Dark apprentice: Sir, that old man spoke the truth, in return for a thousand gold coins he gave me a holocrom that told me the object was in the jungle like, mountainous area called "Yakluy Area 72.gt3". I hired a speeder bike and have made my way there, the night is falling and I have heard this area gets very nasty after suns down. I shall camp here then report back to you as soon as I have any news. I am also getting increasingly paranoid that i'm getting watched. The trees seem to speak to each other and my presence does not seem welcome. The object has been hidden for millenia and I think someone wants to keep it like that. Casewindu out. Quote
Corvus Posted November 9, 2007 Posted November 9, 2007 Fierfek. Who are you?! We are the protectors of the stone. We're going to have to kill you. No one must find the stone. Well, that's nice. Here, catch! *Throws stone in the air* No! The stone! Catch it! Jaing, while they're destracted! Got it! Grabs the stone, and hop on speeders* Eat this! *Lobs a grenade into the aliens, and it detonates* Nice. Let's get back to the ship! Quote
iamded Posted November 10, 2007 Posted November 10, 2007 (edited) Here I go... <Walks through the doors into sector one, a few guards turn their head his way, then go back to doing whatever it was they were doing. Ded walks along, following the signs around, until he finds 'Sector Two'. Yes, he can read the signs.> Aha. Here we are. <Walks through the doors, and finds... nothing of interest. Except for more guards than usual. Ded raises his hand in greeting to one of the guards, who nods back. Walks along, through another door in Sector Two. Continues down a hallway, navigating his way through to the objective. It's only till now that Ded realises the absence of guards. They would be every 10 metres or so a few corners ago, but now there's none. Suddenly, two bulkier guards stand in his way. Oop, thought too soon. These ones seem more elite, with dark red markings on their armour, unlike the rest. They activate their electricity staffs, and draw their weapons. One points to back the way Ded came.> Hm. But what I want is that way. <Ded sneakily slips a sticky 'nade into his palm, and gives the guard a pat on the shoulder, who in turn roughly pushes him away. Ded turns and walks back, and hears a deafening crash.> Whoa, that grenade sure made a weird noise. <Turns around, to see the two guards sprawled along the ground. Keeps walking to the objective. Finds a door which has "WARNING; AUTHORISED PERSONNEL ONLY. TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED" printed on it.> Huh, these guys really don't want anyone going in there. Unfortunately, I really do want to go in. <Draws blaster rifle and a grenade. Opens door a fraction, hurls a few grenades in. The two expectant crash noises sound and Ded walks in, holding his rifle at the ready. Unfortunately, 12 of those fancy 'elite' guards are holding theirs at the ready too, and pointing them at Ded. Only 3 are sprawled on the floor from the grenade explosions. A barrage of shots burst from all weapons, a few more elite guards drop to the ground, but so does Ded. He looks down at his armour. It worked pretty well, but a lot of shots still penetrated it. Damn. He tilts his head and sees blood seeping onto the floor> Aw nuts... <2 guards grab him by the legs and drag him along the ground, while others take his weapons> *cough* Ded to... Dark Apprentice... Man down... I only hope Mr Mandalorian and casewindu can do better... Ded out. *cough cough* <Ded suddenly awakens> Oh what the, argh! Ow! <Looks down at body> Oh... damnit. *cough* Don't I at least get bandages? <Looks around, and in the gloom spots some bars> What is this.. some sort of cell? *sigh* What.. have I gotten myself into now... Ded to- oh.. now my.. radio's out? Edited November 10, 2007 by iamded Quote
Dark Apprentice Posted November 10, 2007 Posted November 10, 2007 Casewindu... we cannot be certain he was telling you the truth if all he did was give you directions. He may be leading you down the wrong path. Be wary. Iamded... man down? I am disappointed indeed. You may not get this message, but if you do, here's some false hope: Don't worry, you'll soon be rescued. Lord Vader... Iamded is in trouble. I assume I must send help? I would rather not... I am still waiting for a reply to my earlier find, too... Quote
Lord Of Pies Posted November 10, 2007 Posted November 10, 2007 Lord of Pies! Relieve yourself of that meaningless task at once! You are to investigate Rebel bombings on a key Imperial base on Mygeeto... Yes sir! *Takes overly long flight to Mygeeto* "Sir, Upon first inspection, It appears that considerate damage has been done to Imperial and some Civilian structures, however it appears that the Rebels have left, however I will..." *Static* "Gah! Rebel ships, Fierfek!!" *Begins Dog fighting* "Two down, 1 to go, Dang it, I am hit!" "I better try and finish this lousy X-wing off FIRST THOUGH ..." *Laser hit the X-wings cockpit, and the ship spirals out of control* *Tie fighter crash lands amongst the rubble of Mygeeto....* Lord Of Pies to Dark Apprentice: "Sir, my ship is damaged, I will try and repair it, but while I am here I shall explore the surrounding area in search of Rebellion activity" *Equips trusty modified DC-15 blaster rifle...* Quote
Corvus Posted November 10, 2007 Posted November 10, 2007 Dawn Rose, coordinates: encrypted Well, ner vod, we did it. And, best of all, we got... a rock. Here, give me that. I want to test it. *Hands it over* What are you going to do with it? I'm going to run some scans on it. Hopefully we don't have just a rock. *Trips over pilot's seat and falls, dropping the rock* *The rock breaks, and inside...* Wow. That's something. I suppose we don't need to run those scans, do we? MM and Jaing to Dark Apprentice: Sir, we've got what we came for. Mission completed. Lord Vader... Iamded is in trouble. I assume I must send help? I would rather not... Sir, if it's all right with you, Jaing and I could help. Quote
Scouty Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 This is not where I placed my coordinates. Where are we? Really, I have no clue Neither do I. Are you sure we cleared the area from the Imperials before leeping into HyperSpace? No, I don't think anything hit us. My Nav system seems to be broken, what about yours? B-R-O-ken. So are all my other electronics. Look, there is an Imperial ship over there. I see it. But what type? I've never seen it. Neither have I. Hopefully it wont see us. We can perhaps go through this astroid field to hide in. That's not a....hey! What... Are you all right? I... *boom* What happened!?! Rogue, are you all right? I'm fine, but we're missing Taxe. Where'd he go to? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Taxe! Let's back off, this isn't looking well here. Look, there's a planet down there, let's check it out. Right behind you. ... Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 OOB: MM, have you read Republic Commando: True Colors? >:-) BTB: TDF: *hits ground* OOOFF. Hey, why is a shadow coming over my position? *glances up and notices Landing Craft* UH-OH! Ratchet: Get that over there to the exit ramp! Come on, don't mind the dead body; just push! *crate pushes Boss off the ramp* TDF: *sees Boss fall down in front of him with empty crate* Now's my chance! *hides in crate and suits up as Boss* Nice HUD. The Imps made this twenty times worse than the RC helmet I have in my collection. *rolls eyes* Well, ya gotta make do with what ya got. Come on, Actis. Shift it! Hammer: Coming, squad leader. TDF: And make sure you have the crates with you. Skitter: Yes sir! Here they are, sir. TDF: Ahh, umm, err, Vader wanted us, to, err, inspect them. Hammer: Sir? TDF: Just... Just open them up. Ratchet: Yes sir. Here goes... Oooh, it's a Sith holocron! Hey, I remember that some short guy with a cape and a nasty attitude told me something about hiding the quarry in the quarry. TDF: *think for a moment* To Himself: *gasp* He must want to hide the Sith Holocron Vader's been searching for in the only other true 'quarry' of ancient Sith artifacts! Hey squad, Vader said if we find something wrong with one of these holocrons, we should bring it back immediately. Let's look at the rest. *the other lids gradually are lifted and the boxes searched only to bring up several Sith Lightsabers and an old Star Map* Hmm, we'll take the Holocron back. Hammer: And leave this junk here? TDF: Vader said immediately, did he not? Come on, into the craft... Quote
jifel Posted November 11, 2007 Posted November 11, 2007 baaam! jifel:im hit by... i dont know... unseen ship pilot:whoosa are yoosa? jifel:IS, after LoP left i was attacked by gungans in high tech starfighters that they arent crashing, and theyre flying circles around me! radio cut short as jifels y-wing takes a hit and crashes several hours later... gungan cook:meesa cook beeg feast now! jifel Quote
jifel Posted November 16, 2007 Posted November 16, 2007 (edited) gungan:yoosa get lotsa spices, we serve bigga tasty feast tonight! jiifel:IS,help ive been captured by gungans!im sending youcoordinates... zzzzz oh crud my com died. gungan:come dis way, please! gungans lead jifel to a room smelling of boiled poo and something else undesirable "weesa hope yoosa like it, your majesty!" jifel Edited November 16, 2007 by jifel Quote
iamded Posted November 16, 2007 Posted November 16, 2007 <sigh> Man. Damn bars. Good thing I have a cyborg arm! <Painfully gets up, and stumbles over to the bars. Bends them with robot arm and crawls out> Ha! There's no guards down here and no one's come down to check on me. I guess they just don't expect anyone to escape. They just leave them here to die. Well, I'm outta here. Quote
Vader Posted November 16, 2007 Posted November 16, 2007 Casewindu... we cannot be certain he was telling you the truth if all he did was give you directions. He may be leading you down the wrong path. Be wary.Iamded... man down? I am disappointed indeed. You may not get this message, but if you do, here's some false hope: Don't worry, you'll soon be rescued. Lord Vader... Iamded is in trouble. I assume I must send help? I would rather not... I am still waiting for a reply to my earlier find, too... Lord *vader* to Dark Apprentice.......... Apprentice....... You claim to of found the Jedi Master Shaak Ti?........ Interesting........ She is one of the missing Jedi that escaped my sabre........ Find her and destroy her........... Oh and send help to Iamded......... When you get the time......... *vader* Quote
casewindu Posted November 16, 2007 Posted November 16, 2007 Casewindu to Dark apprentice: Sir i have found an area of this planet that you would not believe. The forest opens into a giant quarry pit where giant lasers and anti-air weopens are being constructed. The object you speak of is the main power source for every single weopen on this planet. There is a reason they tryed to keep this a secret, obviously they are planning something huge, and i'm going to find out what it is! Quote
Lord Of Pies Posted November 16, 2007 Posted November 16, 2007 "Gah! Now my com link is broken!" *Looks around the rubble of the destroyed city.* <Mutters to himself> "Their isn't anything here, I don't think!" *Hears a crash and a bang* "What was that!?" Quote
trooperdavinfelth Posted November 18, 2007 Posted November 18, 2007 TDF: There's the Executor. Pull in. Ratchet: Yeah, Boss. *lands lander* TDF: *jumps out with holocron and races for bridge as Actis Squad stares in amazement* Actis Squad: Huh? Quote
Scouty Posted November 18, 2007 Posted November 18, 2007 Is it clear? I think so. Let's move out. What's this!? My systesms are working! Mine too. Where were we? It must have been the astroid field's fault. Well let's hed back. Starting up...ok. Hit it! *Blast into HS!!* Quote
jifel Posted November 22, 2007 Posted November 22, 2007 jifel takes sip and spits it in a gungans eye,blinding him.jifel boots the pot into the startled cooks and vaults over the guards as he hurtles down the passage.a seemingly empty corridor suddenly fills with armed gungans. "yousa gonna pay!" jifel Quote
casewindu Posted November 25, 2007 Posted November 25, 2007 Casewindu to Dark apprentice: Sir I have discovered dark truths. It appears these people are trying to create an army that could rival the empires itself. They seem to be using Wookies as slaves, slaves that were stolen from us. I remember a few years ago when a slave transport convoy wwnt missing and was never seen of again, I believe some how it came here. They seem to have a great number of ships too, from the empires to even jedi vessels. It appears some sought of tractor beam must have been put in place. Please radio back to me with some further instructions. Casewindu out. Quote
Dark Apprentice Posted November 25, 2007 Posted November 25, 2007 Casewindu... tell no others of this. I am making my way there now. All shall be eliminated. There will be no witnesses. Lord Vader... I believe I have found a test subject for your prototype weapon... the one you plan to incorporate into your "Death Star", was it? Yes, that's it... transmitting co-ordinates... Quote
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